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[Veange]

Bored! Starting a new game; It's from "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"!

Topic: What would be the wrong, or even outrageously wrong thing to say given a particular situation, occasion, or circumstance?

Answer the previous poster's, then make up a hypothetical situation for someone else to respond to!

Example:

Q: What NOT to say to the bride as the best man at your friend's wedding?

A: I slept with your groom last night, I think he might be gay!

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Starting off!

What NOT to say to your girlfriend's mother the first time she brings you to meet her?

[Tirigon]

Get the hell out we´re crashing!





What not to say if you want to flirt with the cutie in front of you?

[mousestalker]

I see you're into nostalgia. Didn't that fashion go out of style last millennium?





What not to say if you want a house loan approved?

[kusvuari]

Q: What not to say if you want to flirt with the cutie in front of you?

A: Hows about you come home with me and we scrub my plasma injector.

Edit: use Mouse's question instead

Modifié par kusvuari, 29 mai 2010 - 08:04 .

[kusvuari]

What NOT to say to the guy sitting next to you on the bus?



I think I'm leaking, does the seat feel a bit damp to you?



What NOT to say to say at a wedding

[SpiderFan1217]

I wonder if these windows are bulletproof?



What not to say to a someone's wife while they're cleaning a gun.

[mousestalker]

Just how contagious is Ebola, anyway?



What not to say to a traffic cop?

[The Grey Spectre]

Oh man, that was...AWESOME!!!



What not to say to your mother on mother's day.

[Godak]

randumb vanguard wrote...

what not to say right after 9/11

Oh, sh!t!

...I left my wallet in there!

What NOT to say when your parents ask you if you got Susie pregnant.

Modifié par Godak, 29 mai 2010 - 08:13 .

[kusvuari]

The Grey Spectre wrote...

Oh man, that was...AWESOME!!!

What not to say to your mother on mother's day.

****, where's breakfast

What NOT to say to a child when going for a baby sitting gig.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Holy sh!t kid, your mom's hot!



What NOT to say when you see someone get hit by a car

[kusvuari]

randumb vanguard wrote...

@solotran: *evil laugh* take that sucker!!! *more laughing* whew that was awesome...

what not to say at a cannible meating.(haha MEATing).

Who wants Salad?

What NOT to say at your girlfriends dads funeral.

[The Grey Spectre]

So, I guess this means your mom's single now.



What not to pm Stanley Woo when he locks your thread.

[The Grey Spectre]

BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS



What not to say during the ceremony when your brother's getting married.

[kusvuari]

The Grey Spectre wrote...

BRAAAAIIIIIINNNNSSSS

What not to say during the ceremony when your brother's getting married.

What about your Vegas wife?

What NOT to say after some one dies on the operating table.

[The Grey Spectre]

surgeon: whoops



What not to say to the delivery guy when he arrives with your package.

[The Grey Spectre]

I just put in a new dungeon, I can't wait for you to see it.



What not to say to the waiter when she brings you your food.

[Gorthaur the Cruel]

Could I rest my head in your bussom while I eat?



What NOT to say when you get on a bus full of obese people

[The Grey Spectre]

I can see that I'm going to be late for work.

What not to say to the cashier after paying for your gas.

Modifié par The Grey Spectre, 29 mai 2010 - 09:04 .