What NOT to say?

#26
Mister Mida

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:04

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Wanna smoke?

What NOT to say at a Slayer concert?

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#27
SpiderFan1217

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:05

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Mister Mida wrote...

Who let the elefants loose?

What NOT to say at a Slayer concert?

Who's slayer?

What not to say in a confessioal booth.

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#28
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:11

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So have you heard the gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

What not to say to a super model on a diner date.

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#29
Gorthaur the Cruel

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:11

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I'm sorry, I think I farted.

What NOT to say when you wake up surrounded by terrorist

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#30
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:12

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I'm one of you! Praise be to Jesus!

What NOT to say to someone while walking your dog?

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#31
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:15

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Aww what a cute baby, she look just like you.

What not to say at a Nascar race

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#32
The Grey Spectre

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:23

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Don't you think they're going a little too fast? This is way too dangerous.

What not to say to customer support when you realize the guy's from India.

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#33
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:26

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May the vishnu' be with you.

What NOT to say to a forum troll?

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#34
Veange

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:29

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The Grey Spectre wrote...

Don't you think they're going a little too fast? This is way too dangerous.

What not to say to customer support when you realize the guy's from India.

English, m****r f****r do you speak it?!

What NOT to say to Veange when MessyPossum ninjas him on the boards

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#35
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:31

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11 for me while you remain a 3

What NOT to say to your neighbor cutting the grass.

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#36
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:32

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Sure I'll take a bag

What not to say at a family reunion.

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#37
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:34

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She is smokin' hot!

What NOT to say to the officer arresting you.

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#38
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:36

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Can you tell your wife I'll be late for our date tonight

What not to say to the jury

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#39
Veange

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:41

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I'm gonna track each of you down and egg your house if you vote guilty!

What NOT to say to your friend when their long-time family dog died.

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#40
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:45

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He was a good dog. Strong too. Most dogs I hit don't require me to go into reverse.

What NOT to say to Stanley Woo?

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#41
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:46

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Sorry I didn't see him, he was in my blind spot.

I thought that was Fonzie

What not to say to if you meet the President of the US

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#42
The Grey Spectre

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:50

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I voted for the white guy.

What not to say in one of those celebrity RIP threads.

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#43
Guest_Celrath_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:52

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Anything that is followed by a rimshot video

What not to say to the guards at Buckingham Palace

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#44
Guest_MessyPossum_*

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:07

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That uniform is very becoming of you. Of course if I were on you I'd... *hit with rifle stock in gut* *gasp* too...

What NOT to say at the eulogy podium for a close relative?

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#45
Nuclear

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:17

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I can honestly say he was the ugliest, stupidest son of a gun I have ever met. Rest in Peace buddy.

What NOT to say to your long lost sibling

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#46
mousestalker

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:24

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He had a great love of gladiator movies and was always willing to watch them with his nephews, cub scouts and altar boys.

What NOT to say to a postal worker?

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#47
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:25

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So how many times has your mother turned in her grave?

What NOT to say at a mime performance.

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#48
TheSpaceKraken

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:31

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Eli-da-Mage wrote...

So how many times has your mother turned in her grave?

What NOT to say at a mime performance.

What the f$%k is wrong with this stupid clown?

What NOT to say to a religious grandparent?

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#49
smecky-kitteh

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:41

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scientology is truth!

what not to say when purposing to your significant other.

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#50
Vormalon

Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:45

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So.... your sisters hot and you kinda look like her so... will you marry me?

What not to say while visiting the terminally ill.

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#26 Mister Mida Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:04

#27 SpiderFan1217 Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:05

#28 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:11

#29 Gorthaur the Cruel Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:11

#30 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:12

#31 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:15

#32 The Grey Spectre Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:23

#33 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:26

#34 Veange Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:29

#35 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:31

#36 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:32

#37 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:34

#38 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:36

#39 Veange Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:41

#40 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:45

#41 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:46

#42 The Grey Spectre Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:50

#43 Guest_Celrath_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 09:52

#44 Guest_MessyPossum_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:07

#45 Nuclear Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:17

#46 mousestalker Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:24

#47 Guest_Eli-da-Mage_* Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:25

#48 TheSpaceKraken Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:31

#49 smecky-kitteh Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:41

#50 Vormalon Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:45

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