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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:50
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"So the doctor told me I had something called... Syphilis."
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:51
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I'm sure none of my boys got past me... it's a different story for my ******, however.
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I'm sure none of my boys got past me... it's a different story for my ******, however.
What NOT to say to the dentist when you are lying in their chair with your mouth wide open.
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:53
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"Beat my old record. Down to half a minute. *phew* Night!"Geiyu wrote...
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If I hear a zipper I'll use that drill on you.
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 10:53
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Geiyu wrote...
"So the doctor told me I had something called... Syphilis."
What not to say to your girlfriend after coitus.
That was okay, but I've had better. Speaking of, when the next time your mother is coming to visit?
#56
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:00
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Isn't Syphilis treatable? Nevermind i'm going off the point
#57
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:11
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I can see dead people....
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#58
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:24
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This morning I read about roller coasters in the news.... damn unsafe, these things, the probability to have a lethal accident is 20 times higher than with cars!
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#59
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:30
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Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:33
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How much is your assistant, the nurse outfit makes me horny.
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#61
Posté 29 mai 2010 - 11:42
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I'm also your father. Surprise!
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 03:29
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We're going to the v-e-t-e-r-i-n-a-r-i-a-n. They are going to help y-o-u, but only I will be coming b-a-c-k.
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 03:54
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 03:56
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Okay, but you have to walk it clean it and take care of it.
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 04:02
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Yeah? Well it's all muscle!
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 04:25
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No, I mean a real doctor.
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:48
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Wait for me outside this bank, keep the engine running, and be ready to floor it!
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 07:09
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What do you mean you've never tried veal.
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 07:20
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Wanna have an orgy?
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 07:28
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Guess whats for dinner tonight.
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#71
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 10:18
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Wow. She was right, you are hot.
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#72
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 10:55
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He isn't that wonderful in the sack, trust me.
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:13
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Here is five dollars every time you do something wrong I'll take on away
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Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:19
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There is no Keymaster
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#75
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 11:34
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I'll be happy to talk to you unless you've come to ask me about the body in the basement.
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