If you're lonely, there are plenty of other penguins down at the zoo.
What not to say to a customs agent?
What NOT to say?
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Veange
, mai 29 2010 07:54
#76
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 01:48
#77
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 02:42
Guest_MessyPossum_*
You can check all the bags but the one that's oozing.
What NOT to say to the guy helping you change your tire?
What NOT to say to the guy helping you change your tire?
Modifié par MessyPossum, 30 mai 2010 - 02:43 .
#78
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 02:44
Guest_Celrath_*
I see you have a spire tire yourself
What not to say at the nondenominational pearly gates
What not to say at the nondenominational pearly gates
#79
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 05:13
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Want to hear some nondenominational dead baby jokes?
What NOT to say to the passengers in your car?
What NOT to say to the passengers in your car?
#80
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:09
So, did I ever tell you about the time I almost drove off a cliff because my brakes broke? That was actually yesterday.
What not to say to a mad spartan.
What not to say to a mad spartan.
#81
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:12
this is madness!
what NOT to say to a chicken crossing the road.
what NOT to say to a chicken crossing the road.
#82
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:14
why?
What NOT to say at a sci-fi convention
What NOT to say at a sci-fi convention
#83
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:16
Lost in Space was the best sci fi show ever.
What not to say to Loghain?
What not to say to Loghain?
Modifié par mousestalker, 30 mai 2010 - 06:17 .
#84
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:28
I know you already hate me because I'm Orlesian but I have something to confess...I'm sleeping with your daughter.
What not to say at an EA convention.
What not to say at an EA convention.
#85
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:32
Guest_MessyPossum_*
I hear they aren't going to release Mass Effect 3 and just go directly to 4.
What NOT to say to the lady taking your picture?
What NOT to say to the lady taking your picture?
#86
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:55
but thats not my good side!
what NOT to say to a kitteh stealin ur cookehs.
what NOT to say to a kitteh stealin ur cookehs.
#87
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 06:59
The fad you partake in is aged and an affront to comedy.
What NOT to say to a religious fundamentalist?
What NOT to say to a religious fundamentalist?
#88
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 30 mai 2010 - 07:07
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Sooo, when were the dinosaurs created?
What NOT to say to Busomjack?
#89
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 03:39
"Who's Busomjack and why's he the 'master of the swallow' around these parts?"
What NOT to say to a stressed woman in labor?
What NOT to say to a stressed woman in labor?
#90
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 03:48
Guest_MessyPossum_*
I know your tired and the drugs should kick in soon but I was thinking of naming him lil' Hitler.
What NOT to say to someone wrangling an alligator.
What NOT to say to someone wrangling an alligator.
#91
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:01
Guest_Celrath_*
Look out behind you..............Just kidding
What not to say to a mushroom eating plumber
What not to say to a mushroom eating plumber
#92
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:07
The princess is in another castle.
What not to say when a friend shows you a picture of their new-born baby.
What not to say when a friend shows you a picture of their new-born baby.
#93
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:29
Awwwww, what a cute puppy!
What not to say when you are a male gynecologist examining a nervous new patient for the first time
What not to say when you are a male gynecologist examining a nervous new patient for the first time
#94
Guest_Celrath_*
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:45
Guest_Celrath_*
Oh my god! You broke yours off.
What not to say when you meat a past version of yourself
What not to say when you meat a past version of yourself
#95
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 01:59
Anything that doesn't include a winning lottery number.
What not to say when first meeting the parents of kids with special needs.
What not to say when first meeting the parents of kids with special needs.
Modifié par The Grey Spectre, 31 mai 2010 - 02:07 .
#96
Guest_MessyPossum_*
Posté 31 mai 2010 - 02:22
Guest_MessyPossum_*
This one time he screamed and ran at this wall, you should have seen his face.
What NOT to say to the man behind the curtain?
What NOT to say to the man behind the curtain?
#97
Posté 02 juin 2010 - 04:34
How nice, the body's already wrapped itself up for dumping later!
What NOT to say to a pissed off renegade Shepard on Omega?
What NOT to say to a pissed off renegade Shepard on Omega?




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