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If you're lonely, there are plenty of other penguins down at the zoo.



What not to say to a customs agent?

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You can check all the bags but the one that's oozing.

What NOT to say to the guy helping you change your tire?

Modifié par MessyPossum, 30 mai 2010 - 02:43 .


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I see you have a spire tire yourself





What not to say at the nondenominational pearly gates

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Want to hear some nondenominational dead baby jokes?



What NOT to say to the passengers in your car?


#80
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So, did I ever tell you about the time I almost drove off a cliff because my brakes broke? That was actually yesterday.



What not to say to a mad spartan.

#81
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this is madness!





what NOT to say to a chicken crossing the road.

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why?



What NOT to say at a sci-fi convention

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Lost in Space was the best sci fi show ever.

What not to say to Loghain?

Modifié par mousestalker, 30 mai 2010 - 06:17 .


#84
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I know you already hate me because I'm Orlesian but I have something to confess...I'm sleeping with your daughter.



What not to say at an EA convention.

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I hear they aren't going to release Mass Effect 3 and just go directly to 4.



What NOT to say to the lady taking your picture?

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but thats not my good side!





what NOT to say to a kitteh stealin ur cookehs.

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The fad you partake in is aged and an affront to comedy.



What NOT to say to a religious fundamentalist?

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:( <- 4u lg



Sooo, when were the dinosaurs created?



What NOT to say to Busomjack?

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"Who's Busomjack and why's he the 'master of the swallow' around these parts?"



What NOT to say to a stressed woman in labor?

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I know your tired and the drugs should kick in soon but I was thinking of naming him lil' Hitler.



What NOT to say to someone wrangling an alligator.

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Look out behind you..............Just kidding





What not to say to a mushroom eating plumber

#92
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The princess is in another castle.



What not to say when a friend shows you a picture of their new-born baby.

#93
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Awwwww, what a cute puppy!



What not to say when you are a male gynecologist examining a nervous new patient for the first time

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Oh my god! You broke yours off.







What not to say when you meat a past version of yourself

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Anything that doesn't include a winning lottery number.

What not to say when first meeting the parents of kids with special needs.

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This one time he screamed and ran at this wall, you should have seen his face.



What NOT to say to the man behind the curtain?

#97
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How nice, the body's already wrapped itself up for dumping later!



What NOT to say to a pissed off renegade Shepard on Omega?