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Shep Dies!....maybe-probably.  Cool if it comes down to what choices players made.

Shep gets turned into a reaper!  Yeah, an anti-reaper reaper....Makes some sense if certain choices are made during the 2nd game (I will not elaborate because of spoilers).  And as much fun as flying around as a reaper might be...well a little to over the top.

Shep melds with a super weapon/being/AI on the planet Klencory and dies and/or gets permantly stuck in this state deffending the galaxy from reapers!  Meh, to cliche` even for a game that makes fun of some of its own cliche`s.

Shep tricks reapers into massing in a star system, detonates the star with dark energy and everything gets turned into galactic road kill!  Pffft-lame.  Just throwing it out there though.

Shep and the entire galaxy is saved by the mighty power of the space hamster in his quarters!  ...Just totally awesome.  But Bioware would get flamed the likes only D.Smart has known.

Conrad becomes a recruitable team member and in "oops boy" fashion saves the galaxy!  Hmm....Conrad on the Normandy? Might get overly annoying way to fast.  Though Jack getting pissed off and splattering him on a bulkhead would be classic.

More likely Shep will spend half the game recruiting different factions to team up and gang bang the reapers-with the factions dependent on the choices made in the 1st two games, then sacrafice himself in some hail mary move, or become a perm. council member. 

Stupid hollidays, makes me bored and make stupid posts.  ;)

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How about Shep get's a Recruiteble member called Morrigan who claims she's a witch of the wilds and in order not to die Shep must do a dark ritual by sleeping with her?!?..... No.... Proberbly wouldn't work!!




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You become Conrad Verner if Shepard died.

Reapers become allies against an even greater menace, sith lords.

Your romance from ME1/2 is horrifically disemboweled in the very first scene by Raloi with absolutely no backstory as to why.

Shepard's only way to resolve a problem is through a fist fight, with swords...

The entire crew will consist solely of Shepard and two red shirts. The red shirts are the only ones that will survive the new mission.

Reapers sign an armistice to execute total galactic extinction of sentient life to every 75,000 years with a possible contract extension based on performance reviews.

The entire game is an hour long cutscene dubbed in Hungarian and subbed in Latin.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 31 mai 2010 - 07:43 .


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MessyPossum wrote...

.The entire game is an hour long cutscene dubbed in Hungarian and subbed in Latin.


LOL!!! THAT beats everything sucky... Perhaps even that C&C4 runs with Command Points instead of Tiberium!!! 

And while I'm at C&C4... Why DOES it have sutch a irritating ending!!!

Oh well.... Hope EA games know enough to not mess around with anymore games that we love!!! And they BETTER not turn Mass Effect 3 or Dragon Age 2 into a Fiasko!!!!

GRRRR!!!! >:(

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Shepard travels back in time to stop the creation of the Reapers.

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[quote]MessyPossum wrote...
The entire game is an hour long cutscene dubbed in Hungarian and subbed in Latin.[/quote]
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And in black and white with Shepard portrayed by an albino midget.

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streamlock wrote...


Shep melds with a super weapon/being/AI on the planet Klencory and dies and/or gets permantly stuck in this state deffending the galaxy from reapers!  Meh, to cliche` even for a game that makes fun of some of its own cliche`s.


Stopped reading right there. Deus Ex' canon ending doesn't belong in Mass Effect, guy.

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If you saved the base Cerberus makes a reaper ship for Shepard to use. Ship slowly starts indoctrinating him and he goes rogue. Ash/Kaiden are sent to stop him before he rallies his allies and attacks the Citadel to open the relay.

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Or Sheperd loses his memory and must spend the entire game gathering small pieces of his memory back only to arrive and watch that it's to late to save the galaxy...



Or the game does not have a true ending. (Like c&c4 again!!! Sucky ending there!!! >:/ )

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The Normandy gets filled with snakes and Jacob ends up being the only hope when he had had it with those motherf****** snakes on that motherf****** ship.

If you romanced Tali she dies by some weird Quarian illness.

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Legion blows up the Normandy, he really was one of the "bad" Geth and what you did in the Loyalty mission was turning every "good" Geth into "bad" Geth.


Everything was a dream. Shepard got into coma at eden prime. Then he wakes up and nothing of this ever happened.... but the Normandy is filled with snakes!

Modifié par Alex_SM, 31 mai 2010 - 09:23 .


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Alex_SM wrote...
The Normandy gets filled with snakes and Jacob ends up being the only hope when he had had it with those motherf****** snakes on that motherf****** ship.


"You humans are all racist!"

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Shepard will need to gain the trust of every single NPC in the game through a unique loyalty mission to prevent anyone from dying.

Half way through the game Shepard will receive a question on whether or not to continue on with the mission. Answering no allows Shepard to begin the butterfly collection side mission and Cerberus Network exclusive FTW-e Powered Butterfly Net Launcher.

Shepard will undergo a controversial sex change operation in the early parts of the game. There will be no fade outs during the operation's cutscenes.

Returning to Omega reveals that a volus named Stanley has replaced Aria. He is also less forgiving... Forgive me Woo!

Shepard stops whilst running from an explosion to make verbal note that the hallway looks suspiciously like every other hallway they've run in before.

One of Shepard's new antagonist includes Chuck Norris in Reaper form.

Modifié par MessyPossum, 31 mai 2010 - 09:33 .


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Shep get's hit by a grenade and some of the pieces are going right for his heart. So he have to install a chestpeice of some type of battery to stop it. But this battery can allso power a verry powerfull armor.




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streamlock wrote...



Shep tricks reapers into massing in a star system, detonates the star with dark energy and everything gets turned into galactic road kill!  Pffft-lame.  Just throwing it out there though.






Haestrom. Shep's ace in the hole.

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Dethateer wrote...

streamlock wrote...


Shep melds with a super weapon/being/AI on the planet Klencory and dies and/or gets permantly stuck in this state deffending the galaxy from reapers!  Meh, to cliche` even for a game that makes fun of some of its own cliche`s.


Stopped reading right there. Deus Ex' canon ending doesn't belong in Mass Effect, guy.


Yeah, who's laughing now buddy? (not either of us I'm sure-but it is a totall "I told ya so" moment that I could not pass up)

I just facepalming at the whole situation.