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LordMandalore

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You did well in the defeat of Harbinger. The galaxy is safe for the moment.
Anything you'd like to ask?



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Bhatair

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What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?

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STG

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What about friggin' AKUZE?

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EricHVela

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What were you going to do with the Collector base if I hadn't destroyed it?

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LordMandalore

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Bhatair wrote...

What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?

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All of them.

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STG wrote...

What about friggin' AKUZE?


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You can't blaim that entirely on Cerberus. The fact we left a pile of varren steaks in the marine camp is simply coincidental.

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ReggarBlane wrote...

What were you going to do with the Collector base if I hadn't destroyed it?


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I was going to use it for the construction of an asari Reaper, that would pole dance right outside this facility. The star I have behind me would've made a wonderful disco ball.
But you just had to screw it up, didn't you?


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What do you think of the glorious idea of smuggling tresher maws to the flotilla?

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jwalker

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The same question Jack asked: Where can i get eyes like that ?

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Where the hell did you find Kelly? It was a mental ward for former Hare Krishna cultists, wasn't it.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 31 mai 2010 - 10:21 .


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LordMandalore

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Jack Package wrote...

What do you think of the glorious idea of smuggling tresher maws to the flotilla?

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A considerable solution. Thought it would be a lot more efficient to simply sneeze on them. Right now I'm planning to send a biotic commando squad. After all...
*suck on cigarette*
They seem to have issues with antibiotics.
*blow out smoke*


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LordMandalore

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jwalker wrote...

The same question Jack asked: Where can i get eyes like that ?

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At Wal-Mart. Same aisle as the napkins and krogan testicles.

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Bhatair wrote...

What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?


This^, can I have one, and what's our next step.

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Got any new delightful pieces of vehicular mayhem cooking up at Cerby Werks?



I'm wondering when I'm going to be able to use that Atlas Assault Mech on the planetside Reapers.

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Nightwriter wrote...

Where the hell did you find Kelly? It was a mental ward for former Hare Krishna cultists, wasn't it.


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I found her in Sigil Staktham, in the Ninth Plane of Oblivion. Apparently she was flirting with a dremora when she was discovered.
Procced with caution.


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Have y'ever done the deed with Lawson?

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LordMandalore

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Vamp44 wrote...

Have y'ever done the deed with Lawson?

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Nothing against Ms.Lawson, I just refuse to touch anything that "the priiize" has gotten to first.

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Vamp44 wrote...
Have y'ever done the deed with Lawson?


But who tapped it first, IM or Jacob?

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LordMandalore wrote...

I found her in Sigil Staktham, in the Ninth Plane of Oblivion. Apparently she was flirting with a dremora when she was discovered.
Procced with caution.


I f*cking knew it!

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Would you do Commander Shepard? ;D

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C9316

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Whats up with your eyes dude are you a cyborg?

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kglaser

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How do I get this darn alien DNA out of my underthings?

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LordMandalore wrote...

Nothing against Ms.Lawson, I just refuse to touch anything that "the priiize" has gotten to first.


Come on. We all know the truth. Jacob left you for Miranda and you're bitter. We understand.

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Mr.BlazenGlazen

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How many smoking contests have you won?

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Dan the Man with a Plan

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What would you do if Michael Moore knocked on your door trying to make a movie about Cerberus?