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#76
2pac Shakur

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thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?


Miranda?? that thing???

you disgust me

#77
thepiebaker

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2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?


Miranda?? that thing???

you disgust me


let me guess you're a talimancer<_<

#78
2pac Shakur

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thepiebaker wrote...

2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?


Miranda?? that thing???

you disgust me


let me guess you're a talimancer<_<


no, talimancers are the worst thing on these forums. A horny sea of hopless nerds fantasizing about Tali by writing FF crap, sex dolls, and ****** pics? fck no.

even worse than my second link below

#79
thepiebaker

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2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?


Miranda?? that thing???

you disgust me


let me guess you're a talimancer<_<


no, talimancers are the worst thing on these forums. A horny sea of hopless nerds fantasizing about Tali by writing FF crap, sex dolls, and ****** pics? fck no.

even worse than my second link below


jackmancer?

#80
2pac Shakur

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thepiebaker wrote...

jackmancer?


Nope, have nothing against or for Jack and Jackmancers

#81
thepiebaker

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i'm asking if you are a jackmancer... my guess now is a no

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thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?



#83
smecky-kitteh

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2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

2pac Shakur wrote...

thepiebaker wrote...

can you get miranda to give me a lap dance?


Miranda?? that thing???

you disgust me


let me guess you're a talimancer<_<


no, talimancers are the worst thing on these forums. A horny sea of hopless nerds fantasizing about Tali by writing FF crap, sex dolls, and ****** pics? fck no.

even worse than my second link below

finally some conflict! hells yeah!

#84
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smecky-kitteh wrote...

finally some conflict! hells yeah!


*jumps with joy*

#85
thepiebaker

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Vamp44 wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

finally some conflict! hells yeah!


*jumps with joy*


you guys need to get out of the house... find a girl, ask her out, see if you can get her to kiss you... you know what normal guys do

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Would you be able to survive the zerg swarm?

#87
thepiebaker

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TIM when are you going to answer our questions?

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thepiebaker wrote...

you guys need to get out of the house... find a girl, ask her out, see if you can get her to kiss you... you know what normal guys do


Maybe y'should get out the house......get a sense of humor like normal people do.

Modifié par Vamp44, 04 juin 2010 - 10:08 .


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Would you be able to survive three tresher maw attacks?

#90
Cra5y Pineapple

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thepiebaker wrote...

Vamp44 wrote...

smecky-kitteh wrote...

finally some conflict! hells yeah!


*jumps with joy*


you guys need to get out of the house... find a girl, ask her out, see if you can get her to kiss you... you know what normal guys do

Women are more trouble than they're worth. I'll stick to my hand thank you.

Would you agree TIM?

#91
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Quite a lot of inquiries, this is what I get for going out to buy more cigarettes. Let me put a dent in these.
1.Xanthor, you must put three ice cubs in your lemonade.
2.Recon, you will NEVER afford to have an office like mine, you have no idea how many biotic orphans I had to sell to afford it. Also, don't you dare touch the Normandy's paint job. EDI won't let you.
3. Ugly Shepard fell into some sort of protein processing plant.
4. Cerberus is NOT incompotent. We just have a coincidental amount of technical issues.
5. Yes, that is how we defeat the reapers. Use the mass relays as weapons, and fire reapers into other reapers.
6. I drink 120 proof vodka, and I don't give a damn what the label says.
7. I'm sure Harbinger will emerge from dark space eventually.
8. Of course.
9. Actually I'm going to sell that Shepard-Tali sextape, or put it on youtube. My username is TIMHadesDogs
10. Not sunburned, but I have some sort of rash cancer. It itches.
11. Read response number 2.
12. It was purely . . . thermal. It only showed body heat on a biological level. Sweet . . .sweet . . . body heat.
13. Cerberus is strengthening humanity. Haven't you heard of Terra Firma? We're planning on buying a few more corporations, but purchasing Wal-mart and Hasbro has taken a toll on our funds.
14. You will never know my name.
15. Pepsi or Coke? I don't care, as long as I can put alcohol in it.
16. Romanceable? Always.
17. Actually, I do change. I'm always naked when I don't need to be meeting with anybody. I mean, hell I'm rich. I don't ever have to leave, I'll wear what I want.
18. As for the Miranda lap dance issue...be careful. To be purely scientific about the issue, the mass of her ass could cause quite a gash to your bass.

I need to buy some more cigs...


#92
Cra5y Pineapple

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Nice poetry at 18 there TIM.



Where were you born?

#93
thepiebaker

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LordMandalore wrote...
18. As for the Miranda lap dance issue...be careful. To be purely scientific about the issue, the mass of her ass could cause quite a gash to your bass.

I need to buy some more cigs...
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so can you make it happen?

#94
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Dear TIM. I have a very important question:



"What can change the nature of a man?"

#95
Khayness

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"What can change the nature of a man?"


*SPOILERS*

Belief

#96
Rzepik2

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Khayness wrote...

"What can change the nature of a man?"


*SPOILERS*

Belief


Shush! I want TIM to answer!

#97
2pac Shakur

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Highdragonslayer wrote...

Would you be able to survive the zerg swarm?


zerg needs a buff, I can barely beat terran when they mech spam

Mutas are slow as ****, and ultralisks are tier 3, too late in game b4 counter to thor spam

#98
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Are you really a Prothean in Human form who survived their genocide , and is doing all of this to get back at the Reapers for destroying your race?

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are you the offspring from a human and geth experiment?

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Where are you hiding? What's your, um, space address? I'd like to mail a fancy clock to you. It's the special ticking kind'o clock.

Modifié par Tighue, 05 juin 2010 - 12:17 .