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[Flamin Jesus]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

Urdnot Grunt wrote...

Gatatog Uvenk wrote...

SuperMedbh wrote...

Well, how about this liquefied Taurian, then? I call it "Gand Cru de Saren". Just pick out the metal bits.

Don't mention Turians around Grunt! He'll start with his unrelenting alien comedy club again!

How do you take care of a Turian bullet wound?

With more bullets! Ha!

Grunt, you could make money with these jokes.

The problem with making money in Tuchanka's comedy clubs is that the market tends to exact bloody revenge for groaners.

Also, they get nuked.

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

XtremegamerHK47 wrote...

"I understand it now, I hate turians!"
Thats why its funny.

I fail to see how that's funny.

[SuperMedbh]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

The problem with making money in Tuchanka's comedy clubs is that the market tends to exact bloody revenge for groaners.

Also, they get nuked.

I was wondering why all the comedy clubs were in repurposed hospitals.

[kraidy1117]

*shows Urz some Pjack meat.* Do you want it boy?

[Sajuro]

Urz wrote...


[Approving, however; slightly confused Bark]

GET INTO THE OLD GROWTH'S MOUTH!

[_Urz]

kraidy1117 wrote...

*shows Urz some Pjack meat.* Do you want it boy?

[Hungry Whine]

[kraidy1117]

Urz wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

*shows Urz some Pjack meat.* Do you want it boy?

[Hungry Whine]

*gives meat* Can I pet you now?

[Ratch]

Urz wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

*shows Urz some Pjack meat.* Do you want it boy?

[Hungry Whine]

Looks like Urz finally found someone to follow around.

[Flamin Jesus]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Urz wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

*shows Urz some Pjack meat.* Do you want it boy?

[Hungry Whine]

*gives meat* Can I pet you now?

If you want to be sure, just shoot him before you start with the petting.

[_Urz]

kraidy1117 wrote...

*gives meat* Can I pet you now?

[Accepting Bark]

[kraidy1117]

Urz wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

*gives meat* Can I pet you now?

[Accepting Bark]

*pets Urz and feeds him some more Pjack meat* Good Varren.

[_Urz]

kraidy1117 wrote...

*pets Urz and feeds him some more Pjack meat* Good Varren.

[Gives a smile of razor sharp teeth]

[kraidy1117]

*gives the last of the meat and walks away after one last rub.* Bye Urz, be a good boy.

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

If you want to be sure, just shoot him before you start with the petting.

I could lend you my shovel.

[_Urz]

kraidy1117 wrote...

*gives the last of the meat and walks away after one last rub.* Bye Urz, be a good boy.

[Follows]

[kraidy1117]

NO KILLIKNG URZ!!!! HE'S TOO ADORABLE TO DIE!

[Flamin Jesus]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

Flamin Jesus wrote...

If you want to be sure, just shoot him before you start with the petting.

I could lend you my shovel.

Oh well, yes, petting with a shovel doesn't waste ammo....

[kraidy1117]

Urz wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

*gives the last of the meat and walks away after one last rub.* Bye Urz, be a good boy.

[Follows]

Want to kick ass in the Pitt and tear apart Gatatogs Varren?

[Flamin Jesus]

kraidy1117 wrote...

NO KILLIKNG URZ!!!! HE'S TOO ADORABLE TO DIE!

But he'll respawn anyway the next time we land on Tuchanka

[kraidy1117]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

NO KILLIKNG URZ!!!! HE'S TOO ADORABLE TO DIE!

But he'll respawn anyway the next time we land on Tuchanka

NO KILLING URZ! 

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

Oh well, yes, petting with a shovel doesn't waste ammo....

Have you seen my shovel?  It does much more than digging.

[Shisk]

Flamin Jesus wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

NO KILLIKNG URZ!!!! HE'S TOO ADORABLE TO DIE!

But he'll respawn anyway the next time we land on Tuchanka

THEN TELL CAPTAIN GAVORN WE NOT KILL ANY URZ TODAY.

[Reihax]

I don't approve of killing Urz.



I approve of killing vorcha though .