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[cannedcream]

Tali-Zorah vas Normandy wrote...

Kelly tried flirting with me once. She said something about quarians and the mystery behind the mask.

Like I've never heard THAT before.

Can't blame a girl for trying.

[kraidy1117]

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

[Miranda Lawson]

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

[cannedcream]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

cannedcream wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

You're the fabled Shoveler?

By the spirits! The Shoveler! On this very message board!

Have you seen the Blue Raja around?

Niiiiiiiice.

I am a learned youth.



I know! Lorek Qui'in is the Blue Raja!

And you two, along with a few others, ARE THE TURIAN MYSTERY MEN!

That. . . sounds like a great idea, actually.
 Quick, someone get on the phone with Space Hollywood.

[kraidy1117]

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

And you know this from experince Miri?

[Presidium Groundskeeper]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

And you two, along with a few others, ARE THE TURIAN MYSTERY MEN!

I do know things...secret things.

[LPPrince]

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

I'll take that as a no.

In that case, DAMN IT!

[kraidy1117]

Presidium Groundskeeper wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

And you two, along with a few others, ARE THE TURIAN MYSTERY MEN!

I do know things...secret things.

Epic things?

[Azint]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

If either her or Shepard are not cautious, it can happen.

[Lividity Jones]

Azint wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

If either her or Shepard are not cautious, it can happen.

I'm not sure if I want to think about the logistics involved in this...

[Miranda Lawson]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

And you know this from experince Miri?

...Yes.

[kraidy1117]

Azint wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

If either her or Shepard are not cautious, it can happen.

I think only Mordin, Miri and Tali are not that stupid, everyone else? Not so much.

[LPPrince]

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

He might be a hopeless romantic (or lack there of), but Jacob is a good man.

That Man gives a damn, which is a lot more than a lot of men can truthfully claim.

Jacob doesn't give a damn!

He settled for Shepard and called her "the priiize"!

[XTVengeance]

Miranda Lawson wrote...

...Yes.

I feel sorry for you now.

[LPPrince]

Miranda Lawson wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

And you know this from experince Miri?

...Yes.

I feel for you.

[kraidy1117]

Miranda Lawson wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Miranda Lawson wrote...

LPPrince wrote...

Oh, and Miri?

Please confirm you have sterilized Jacob and prevented him from breeding.

Jacob would be a better father to his children than his own father ever could.

His cheesy pickup lines do not help his case as a good boyfriend or husband, on the other hand.

And you know this from experince Miri?

...Yes.

Did Jacob ever call you the priiiiize?

[kraidy1117]

Come on guys, Miri needs a hug. *hugs Miri*

[_Urz]

[A concerned, why did everyone forget that I was the important one here Whimper]

[Azint]

Lividity Jones wrote...

Azint wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

If either her or Shepard are not cautious, it can happen.

I'm not sure if I want to think about the logistics involved in this...

I am sure you do, actually. You are just telling yourself that you don't want to.

[Morinth]

kraidy1117 wrote...

Azint wrote...

kraidy1117 wrote...

Tali is too wonderful to die from Snu Snu.

If either her or Shepard are not cautious, it can happen.

I think only Mordin, Miri and Tali are not that stupid, everyone else? Not so much.

Tali is different. She could survive anything, in my opinion...

[Azint]

Urz wrote...

[A concerned, why did everyone forget that I was the important one here Whimper]

My Dog brought me some Found Cake.

For you.

[XTVengeance]

Urz wrote...

[A concerned, why did everyone forget that I was the important one here Whimper]

There ther Urz. Have some more Pyjak meat.

[LPPrince]

Miri and Urz get a group hug!