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Anders: he didn't do it, but HE WILL! (DAO spoilers, may contain DAII spoiles)


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LupusYondergirl

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SurelyForth wrote...

I killed the thread but good today. Let me see if I can do it again.

File under things that make me giggle because I am secretly 12:
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(I love the lurking in the shrubberies aspect of this picture most of all.)


Wow... you can really tell he does a lot of walking from that angle. Look at those thighs. I really should get that mod...

(and yes, the bushes just make it all the better. Although now I feel somehow dirty for looking.)
Edit to quote for top of page. :devil:

Modifié par LupusYondergirl, 25 septembre 2010 - 08:01 .


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Galagraphia

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 Legs time!
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sabreene

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@Gala, Jenn, Sarah & Surely -- Thank you!!!



@Surely lmao at that picture! Running naked through the forest as the sun begins to set... I <3 it. (and of course the legs are awesome)

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sabreene

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@gala - the kitty boxes make me laugh everytime. Which I need, because I'm just about to spend 4 or 5 hours listening to grumpy old men recount war stories. Why, why, why haven't I gotten an iphone yet??!

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All right, am I strange for wanting a novelty boxers mod? Or at last an "Anders in kitty print boxers" mod?

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Miri1984

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I thought there was an underwear mod?

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SurelyForth

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Miri1984 wrote...

I thought there was an underwear mod?


There's a boxer-briefs mod. I wonder if they'd take request for custom textures? I would not say no to Pounce undies for Anders. Well, for all the men of Ferelden, I guess. 

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LupusYondergirl

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I think Alistair's should have whatever the Ferelden equivalent to action figures would be on them.



Zevran's would be black silk. With red hearts.

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Miri1984

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 Sten's would have fluffy bunnies on them! And Oghren's would have... little axes :).

Here's my prompt entry - it's a little bit racy but only in a suggestive way!

All's Fair in Love and War

He certainly hadn't expected that to happen. He scrambled backwards until he was against the cliff wall, taking catalogue of his wounds, which were more severe than he liked, considering his distinct lack of mana. And these were his best robes. He tutted, pulling his pack around to his front. Stupid of him, not to bring Pounce - Pounce would have healed him up in no time. But stupid of bandits, to attack him, even after they saw his warden robes and his staff - it wasn't as though he wasn't the most well known mage in Amaranthine. Bandits usually knew to avoid him.

These ones had been a bit more desperate, he supposed. And now... well, desperate was one way of describing them. He winced a little as he watched, pulling out a lyrium potion and drinking it. They weren't going to bother him, as long as he stayed relatively out of sight.

Neria had taught him the spell, yes, and she'd used it on him more than once... and oh was he grateful that she had - if for whatever reason they were separated for more than a day he found himself tempted to cast it on himself. But he hadn't ever cast it on anyone else. No indeed. It was a personal thing - between him and his lover. They hadn't talked about it with anyone else and Anders knew that it wasn't common knowledge in the Tower...

He'd joked with her - about combining Miasma and Mass Rejuvenation, but she could never master the top level creation spells and his miasma had always been sub-standard - entropy and healing just didn't go well together. He must have called on reserves he didn't know he had, to manage that spell combination. It probably had something to do with his lyrium addled senses - at a point in the battle when he was genuinely afraid of being overwhelmed his mind had drifted to Neria and the last time they had made love and his magic had just...

...spilled out.

They were moaning now, and sweating, and most of the armour had come off and truly if anyone else came to this part of the forest they'd think he was the leader of some sex-witch sect. He'd never seen two men do that before. He'd certainly never seen four men and three women do that...

The lyrium potion took effect and Anders gradually stopped the bleeding from the wound on his thigh, careful not to deplete his mana enough to lose his grip on miasma. He was going to have to recast rejuvenation soon as well. Although he wondered if they were so far gone now that the didn't need the spells. It would take a little longer to get to a point where he could walk, though, so he recast just to make sure.

The extra chorus of moans as he released the spell almost made him blush. Of course, he could have firestormed them instead - but it seemed such a shame to interrupt...

Two weeks later when he was back in Amaranthine with Neria at the Crown and Lion he noticed a man looking at him curiously from another table. The man was shabbily dressed, cradling a large tankard of ale. Neria nudged him in the ribs.

"Who's that? Friend of yours?"

He looked at the man over his goblet of Antivan red and frowned. He did look familiar. "I'm not sure," Anders said. The man's stare bored into him but Anders couldn't place it. Finally, the stranger approached their table. Anders gave him a friendly smile.

"Can I help you, friend?"

"You're the warden mages, right?" he said, gruffly. They nodded. "Were you by any chance on the road in the Wending Wood, two weeks ago? Attacked by... " he coughed, a little embarrassed, "attacked by bandits?"

Anders cocked an eyebrow and tried to imagine the man naked. Yup... now he knew where he knew him. He let out a chuckle. "I bet that's the last time you'll be attacking helpless mages in the woods, eh?" he said.

The man blushed. "Well.. yes," he said. "But... uh... I was wondering..."

"Yes?"

"Is there any way you can come to my place and do that again? Only the wife was wondering...."

Anders nearly choked on his wine.

He certainly hadn't expected that to happen.

Modifié par Miri1984, 25 septembre 2010 - 09:44 .


#2960
Sarah1281

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Wow. It seems that they've got a fan.

#2961
LupusYondergirl

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hahahahahahaha.

Oh god. I'm dying here.

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@Miri *makes a note* Miasma and mass rejuv - check. Very funny - Anders could make quite a bit of coin selling that service to the locals ;-)

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Miri - I'm dying here. That was sooooo funny! And you also win extra internets for putting the prompt at the beginning and the end of the fill. :) Nice!



posting to the group asap!


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Miri1984

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Teehee - I must finish off that spellbook of Anders' I started a while back..

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Miri1984 wrote...

Teehee - I must finish off that spellbook of Anders' I started a while back..


Definitely! Also, your story is hilarious. 

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Thanks Surely! I finally got away from doing dark shorts. I'm hoping next up I'll be able to go the full hog and do a smutty one as well :).

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LupusYondergirl

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Embrace the dark side!

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Oh, I keep meaning to link to this in a post but it always slips my mind. AWESOME Anders fanfic I've discovered - she writes combat SO WELL, I am incredibly jealous. Updates are slow because she takes her time with it, but they're worth the wait.

The Buried Life By Caela Illu

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Miri1984 wrote...

Thanks Surely! I finally got away from doing dark shorts. I'm hoping next up I'll be able to go the full hog and do a smutty one as well :).


I am deeply relieved that you did a funny one today. I needed it. 

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DISTRACTION TACTICS:



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Distract me baby, distract me...:wub:

What are you distracting us from btw?  Not that we're that easily...oooh

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SurelyForth

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LOL @ Avilia. My mind just went blissfully slack. Miri is awesome.



But Miri is even more awesome when she comes bearing Anders. Sweet, sweet manwh*re Anders.

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If I told you what I was distracting you from then you wouldn't be distracted from it! Quick! Another one!



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(thank you Tankgirly and Louvette!)

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LupusYondergirl

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But what aren't we supposed to notice... oh. what? were we talking about something?

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Oooh....







Quick thing - I put descriptions of sex and performance appraisals of various ladies in Anders' spell book. He uses it keep himself interested in studyng. Did I steal that from anyone? I always worry I'm subconsciously plaguarising. Let me know if I did and I'll add a note to my story that I pinched it.