Anders: he didn't do it, but HE WILL! (DAO spoilers, may contain DAII spoiles)
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#3526
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 09:44
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Time on my hands: You'd think I had too much or something.
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#3527
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 10:10
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OMG lmao. I read that like a rap tune btw...seriously funny
#3528
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 10:10
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LOL @ "to avenge someone he didn't even like."
I've been sucked into the kmeme fillathon and am hoping to take out a couple of Anders/Elissa prompts that have been lingering for awhile. I suck at it though, because I can't not give these things a plot. I might just mark each section "plot" or "porn" as I post it.
Also, I thought not being able to romance Anders was bad, but I'm playing ME and Garrus is causing me massive amounts of frustration. I know I just need to wade through Kaidan's emo crap and move on to ME2 so I can get things going with the Turian Batman, but seriously. Kaidan sucks and Garrus is awesome. Why is the awesome one not available?
I've been sucked into the kmeme fillathon and am hoping to take out a couple of Anders/Elissa prompts that have been lingering for awhile. I suck at it though, because I can't not give these things a plot. I might just mark each section "plot" or "porn" as I post it.
Also, I thought not being able to romance Anders was bad, but I'm playing ME and Garrus is causing me massive amounts of frustration. I know I just need to wade through Kaidan's emo crap and move on to ME2 so I can get things going with the Turian Batman, but seriously. Kaidan sucks and Garrus is awesome. Why is the awesome one not available?
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#3530
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 10:36
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LupusYondergirl wrote...
I LOVE GARRUS.
I was so beside myself with joy when they made him romanceable in the second game. And it's actually really sweet and well done and freaking ADORABLE.
(also: crazy picture? was made for this)
Crap. Now I have to put some of my naked pictures to use.
#3531
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 10:48
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LupusYondergirl you win the internets today 
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#3532
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 10:54
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I needed to do something to make up for the ending of that chapter.Miri1984 wrote...
LupusYondergirl you win the internets today
#3533
Posté 10 octobre 2010 - 11:07
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Feel like we need a bit more Anders in this page.
#3534
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:06
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This was for my pal scarylady on dreamwidth, but I thought ya'll might like it too.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:27
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I wish I had a man who could make me magic ice cream.
huh.
that sounded far less... strange and dirty in my head. (really!)
huh.
that sounded far less... strange and dirty in my head. (really!)
#3537
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:29
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There's no nice way to say it, I've been trying all day. 
I'm about to post the challenge on knickerweasels here in a sec. I'm doubling up this time with a song and a word. Next month we'll start fresh with just one then the other.
I'm about to post the challenge on knickerweasels here in a sec. I'm doubling up this time with a song and a word. Next month we'll start fresh with just one then the other.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:29
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LupusYondergirl wrote...
I wish I had a man who could make me magic ice cream.
huh.
that sounded far less... strange and dirty in my head. (really!)
You know, it took my mind a couple of seconds to go there, but once it did....
[Anders] Ewwww [Anders]
#3539
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:41
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I totally didn't mean to go there. I think my mind just lives there all the time.
And I need to do my prompt for here soon. I'm so lost on an idea right now. No idea why. My muse is taking a smoke break or something, I guess.
And I need to do my prompt for here soon. I'm so lost on an idea right now. No idea why. My muse is taking a smoke break or something, I guess.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 12:50
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I had SOOO many ideas when I first got that prompt but of course it was 3am and they all leaked out my ears. Luckily I've got one now.
#3541
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 01:09
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The one thing I came up with is so AOA specific I don't even know if it would make sense to anyone who doesn't follow.
I may give it a shot anyways, though...
I may give it a shot anyways, though...
#3542
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 01:17
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Hey, do the AOA specific one and I'll read it - you can always do another if you get a different idea .
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#3543
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 01:22
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I'll probably do that in a bit. I'm responding to my ANGRY REVIEWS.
(well, not hulk-smash angry or anything...)
(well, not hulk-smash angry or anything...)
#3544
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 01:38
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Hehe, you'll become addicted to cliffhangers. I am.
My prompt fill:
Unfair Advantages
"Will you hold still!" his mother had all but forced him into the chair in front of her dresser and was waving the scissors around in a way that he didn't consider healthy AT ALL.
"Mama, I don't want to cut my hair," he said, ducking as she tried to position his head.
"Don't be stupid, Anders, it's getting in your eyes, you can barely see at all."
He blew a strand away and scowled into the mirror. "I so can," he said. "I can see perfectly. And in a couple of months I'll be able to tie it back.."
"Anders, you've always had your hair short, why do you want it long now?"
He pressed his lips together and shook his head. He wasn't going to tell her - ever since he'd seen the warden Commander in Denerim he'd been thinking about growing his hair. He would never have the black hair and dark skin his father and the warden had, but he could at least have the hair style. And if he could ever find out how to do it, maybe he'd even be able to get an earring...
"Mama, can't I just grow it? It will be less trouble - we won't have to cut it as often and I..."
"You'll have to wash it," Joscelyn pointed out. He frowned and looked down at his tunic - covered in mud and dust and Maker knew what else from his forays in the streets of Highever. "And brush it. If you don't it will end up snarling and tangling."
He had a sudden image of himself, rugged and unshaven (not that he had to shave yet, but he was sure it would happen eventually) with matted hair. Oh, the girls would love it.
His mother was smirking at him in the mirror. She always could read his mind. "They won't love it, darling," she said. "Women prefer men who don't knock them unconscious with their smell."
He blinked. It hadn't occurred to him before that women might be smelling him. Gingerly he sniffed the top of his shirt, and grimaced. "Is that true mama?" he said.
She laughed. "Yes, Anders, it's very, very true."
"So.. if I promise to wash it and brush it can I let it grow?"
Joscelyn sighed and put the scissors on the dresser. "I'll hold you to the promise," she said. "The last thing I want to do is help you cut a live spider out of your hair if you don't..."
"What?"
She grinned at him. "I had to help my brother do that once," she said. "He'd left his hair for months and months, and a spider got caught..."
"Mama!" he said, spinning around on the chair. "You're joking!"
She shook her head, still smiling, and pinched one of his cheeks. He groaned and ducked away from her hand. "Absolute truth," she said. "You've been warned. So. You'd best go and have a bath!"
He grumbled, but did as she said.
A week later he was getting irritated at having to brush his hair out of his eyes every couple of seconds, but despite the shagginess he didn't want to give up. Strangely enough, he found he actually enjoyed being clean. Before, he'd not thought twice about wading through mud and dust, or rolling in the dirt. He was still willing to get dirty, naturally, but when he got home in the evenings he didn't need encouragement to draw water from the well and have a wash. The other boys thought he was weird and girly, but he didn't much care, especially when Portia - the acknowledged best looking girl in the town - accepted his invitation to go walking.
By that stage he could pull his hair back into a small knot at the back of his head. A few strands escaped but he convinced himself that they looked rakishly handsome rather than messy. Portia didn't seem to mind it at all.
"Back here," he whispered as they ran from the town square, away from where the other children were busy playing. The peacock and Grouse was a respectable pub that kept its stables clean, so Anders knew they wouldn't have to avoid piles of horse dung if they ducked behind it. Portia - fifteen, lithe and tanned and ever so slightly taller than him, giggled as he pulled her close once they were in the shadows. He was nervous - for all they'd been spending a lot of time together recently he'd not managed to get her quite so alone before and he wasn't entirely certain what to do with himself now that she was encircled in his arms. But oh it was nice just to feel the curve of her waist and the splay of her hips under his hands. Portia was getting impatient, however, and one of her hands reached up to tangle in his hair, slipping behind the tie he had in place and gripping his skull, pulling his lips down to hers and delivering his very first kiss.
Years later, he could still remember the feel of her fingers and the press of her lips and he would smile. None of the other boys had ever listened to his advice about personal hygiene.
None of the other boys had ever managed to get quite so far with Portia, either.
My prompt fill:
Unfair Advantages
"Will you hold still!" his mother had all but forced him into the chair in front of her dresser and was waving the scissors around in a way that he didn't consider healthy AT ALL.
"Mama, I don't want to cut my hair," he said, ducking as she tried to position his head.
"Don't be stupid, Anders, it's getting in your eyes, you can barely see at all."
He blew a strand away and scowled into the mirror. "I so can," he said. "I can see perfectly. And in a couple of months I'll be able to tie it back.."
"Anders, you've always had your hair short, why do you want it long now?"
He pressed his lips together and shook his head. He wasn't going to tell her - ever since he'd seen the warden Commander in Denerim he'd been thinking about growing his hair. He would never have the black hair and dark skin his father and the warden had, but he could at least have the hair style. And if he could ever find out how to do it, maybe he'd even be able to get an earring...
"Mama, can't I just grow it? It will be less trouble - we won't have to cut it as often and I..."
"You'll have to wash it," Joscelyn pointed out. He frowned and looked down at his tunic - covered in mud and dust and Maker knew what else from his forays in the streets of Highever. "And brush it. If you don't it will end up snarling and tangling."
He had a sudden image of himself, rugged and unshaven (not that he had to shave yet, but he was sure it would happen eventually) with matted hair. Oh, the girls would love it.
His mother was smirking at him in the mirror. She always could read his mind. "They won't love it, darling," she said. "Women prefer men who don't knock them unconscious with their smell."
He blinked. It hadn't occurred to him before that women might be smelling him. Gingerly he sniffed the top of his shirt, and grimaced. "Is that true mama?" he said.
She laughed. "Yes, Anders, it's very, very true."
"So.. if I promise to wash it and brush it can I let it grow?"
Joscelyn sighed and put the scissors on the dresser. "I'll hold you to the promise," she said. "The last thing I want to do is help you cut a live spider out of your hair if you don't..."
"What?"
She grinned at him. "I had to help my brother do that once," she said. "He'd left his hair for months and months, and a spider got caught..."
"Mama!" he said, spinning around on the chair. "You're joking!"
She shook her head, still smiling, and pinched one of his cheeks. He groaned and ducked away from her hand. "Absolute truth," she said. "You've been warned. So. You'd best go and have a bath!"
He grumbled, but did as she said.
A week later he was getting irritated at having to brush his hair out of his eyes every couple of seconds, but despite the shagginess he didn't want to give up. Strangely enough, he found he actually enjoyed being clean. Before, he'd not thought twice about wading through mud and dust, or rolling in the dirt. He was still willing to get dirty, naturally, but when he got home in the evenings he didn't need encouragement to draw water from the well and have a wash. The other boys thought he was weird and girly, but he didn't much care, especially when Portia - the acknowledged best looking girl in the town - accepted his invitation to go walking.
By that stage he could pull his hair back into a small knot at the back of his head. A few strands escaped but he convinced himself that they looked rakishly handsome rather than messy. Portia didn't seem to mind it at all.
"Back here," he whispered as they ran from the town square, away from where the other children were busy playing. The peacock and Grouse was a respectable pub that kept its stables clean, so Anders knew they wouldn't have to avoid piles of horse dung if they ducked behind it. Portia - fifteen, lithe and tanned and ever so slightly taller than him, giggled as he pulled her close once they were in the shadows. He was nervous - for all they'd been spending a lot of time together recently he'd not managed to get her quite so alone before and he wasn't entirely certain what to do with himself now that she was encircled in his arms. But oh it was nice just to feel the curve of her waist and the splay of her hips under his hands. Portia was getting impatient, however, and one of her hands reached up to tangle in his hair, slipping behind the tie he had in place and gripping his skull, pulling his lips down to hers and delivering his very first kiss.
Years later, he could still remember the feel of her fingers and the press of her lips and he would smile. None of the other boys had ever listened to his advice about personal hygiene.
None of the other boys had ever managed to get quite so far with Portia, either.
#3545
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 02:16
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I love it... You've managed to tie his neat streak to girls. That's just perfect.
And a first kiss, which is always so sweet. (with an older woman, no less, which makes it very Anders!)
And a first kiss, which is always so sweet. (with an older woman, no less, which makes it very Anders!)
#3546
Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 02:26
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Aw, that was cute. Anders would take up hygiene for the ladies. The spider thing was a little disturbing, I must admit.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 02:35
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Sarah1281 wrote...
Aw, that was cute. Anders would take up hygiene for the ladies. The spider thing was a little disturbing, I must admit.
The spider thing? Based on a true story. An extremely hot guy at my school had dreadlocks - he came to school one day with short hair (still looking extremely hot, I might add) and explained he'd found a huntsman (click on this link if you're not scared of spiders to see one) eating a moth in them. Needless to say he got the clippers out immediately.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 03:22
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Miri1984 wrote...
Sarah1281 wrote...
Aw, that was cute. Anders would take up hygiene for the ladies. The spider thing was a little disturbing, I must admit.
The spider thing? Based on a true story. An extremely hot guy at my school had dreadlocks - he came to school one day with short hair (still looking extremely hot, I might add) and explained he'd found a huntsman (click on this link if you're not scared of spiders to see one) eating a moth in them. Needless to say he got the clippers out immediately.
Loved that Miri - Anders' mother has his number..tie it to girls and he's there.
The spider thing - thanks very much - I have short hair and I still had to bend over and shake it out. Which got me some strange looks considering I'm at work right now ;-)
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 03:25
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Miri1984 wrote...
The spider thing? Based on a true story. An extremely hot guy at my school had dreadlocks - he came to school one day with short hair (still looking extremely hot, I might add) and explained he'd found a huntsman (click on this link if you're not scared of spiders to see one) eating a moth in them. Needless to say he got the clippers out immediately.
<--- I have looked like this for the past several seconds. Also, I loved your story! And he's passed his "long hair is for awesome guys" on to Bryce.
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Posté 11 octobre 2010 - 03:28
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Miri, that was awesome!
And the spider story too. XD
And the spider story too. XD
