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Anders: he didn't do it, but HE WILL! (DAO spoilers, may contain DAII spoiles)
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#4051
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:09
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I'm trying to write Anders smut for tentparty and I swear no one will STOP TALKING. I've never had so much trouble getting him into bed with someone. On and on and on they're going... I swear, I'm on the fourth page and no one has even kissed yet.
Retour en haut
#4052
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:28
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@Lupus
I have not one, not two, but nine pages of dialogue between Alistair and Anders in my attempt at Al/An smut. I gave up. I did get lots of nice little bits to slip into West, Young Warden!, but that's about it. Anders is a chatty fellow. XD
I have not one, not two, but nine pages of dialogue between Alistair and Anders in my attempt at Al/An smut. I gave up. I did get lots of nice little bits to slip into West, Young Warden!, but that's about it. Anders is a chatty fellow. XD
#4053
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:39
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@Miri "Personal space!" It look a cat/person to find Anders' boundaries. I loved seeing Zev there. Not enough Zev around tbh. Brilliantly funny 
#4054
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:40
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He really is! Especially when drunk with Maggie AND Zevran.
#4055
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:42
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Ya know, you can talk and "do it" at the same time.
#4056
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:47
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@Wedger *shudder* I've had some truly cringe worthy moments when someone has tried to do just that.
#4057
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 03:58
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@ Wedger
That's what happened about page 7... It just wasn't... it was disturbing.
@Lupus
Gah, Zevran'll talk your ear off anyway. That's straight up canon. Adding a little drink and Maggie's own special brand of crazypants is just asking for hilarious dialogue.
That's what happened about page 7... It just wasn't... it was disturbing.
@Lupus
Gah, Zevran'll talk your ear off anyway. That's straight up canon. Adding a little drink and Maggie's own special brand of crazypants is just asking for hilarious dialogue.
#4058
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 04:02
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@ Miri: I know your pain. I kicked someone out for that once. Although it wasn't so much the talking as what he said. There really is a certain threshold of hotness one must surpass before they can actually use the line "whose your daddy" unironically. He did not meet that threshold.
Besides, I fail at smut. I can't just jump right to sexytimes. I need to give them a reason to be in bed together. Since I'm adding Zevran to the mix it can't be the usual Maggie and Anders "because we're conscious" reason.
Besides, I fail at smut. I can't just jump right to sexytimes. I need to give them a reason to be in bed together. Since I'm adding Zevran to the mix it can't be the usual Maggie and Anders "because we're conscious" reason.
#4059
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 04:10
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Every response I could think of was, well, too graphic. I think one needs to put ones thinking caps on, or humming speaking lips on, as the case may be. Fun can be had, I assure you. 
#4060
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 05:19
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Hey, page five and I finally got someone to kiss. This will turn into smut yet!
(I swear, Anders and Zevran are complete chatterboxes)
(I swear, Anders and Zevran are complete chatterboxes)
#4061
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 07:11
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Wedger wrote...
Ya know, you can talk and "do it" at the same time.
When I put Rhiamon and Anders in one room, that's exactly waht they do. Rhia is talking non-stop while Anders is working. And she's giving orders. She's like anti-Leliana. Lel can be what you want and Rhia can be exactly what you hate. Poor Anders 
That's why I've sent Marina to save him from the witch.
#4062
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 06:01
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Heh, I'm trying myself in writing. I hope it's understandable.
Caught in action.
“Oh, Anders, what are you doing here?”
That was a rather odd question, considering that it was I who had caught in action our reckless commander in my room, not the opposite. Now I had the reasonable question: what kind of action it was.
“You know, Rhia, it’s me who should ask you that question” said I, leaning against the door in case she would try to escape without explanations.
“Huh, thanks for not asking it then”, she gave me a charming smile. If a smile of a predator can be called charming. Maker’s bloody ass, she was lucky my Marina was at Orzammar. My pretty elf. Very pretty, very deadly and very jealous elf.
“So, were you looking for something, commander? Or you just missed me that much?”
“I was actually looking for your cat”, said Rhiamon.
“What business do you have with my cat?”
Now I was worried. She was a shapeshifter after all. A shapeshifter, who had mastered a cat form and haven’t had a man for some time.
“Don’t look at me like that, Anders! I just wanted to fall asleep hugging your kitty. I think my Fireball fell in love with that new mabari b@tch teyrn Fergus had given to Marina. Now he’s chasing her all over the Keep and I don’t want them in my room. No way! They will destroy my house of cards I was building last week. Pounce is more delicate.”
Of course I didn’t believe her, she was definitely up to something. And she obviously didn’t want to leave.
That’s when I heard the noise from the cloakroom behind her.
“What’s that?” said I, moving forward.
“I guess your cloak fell, nothing to worry about,” she giggled nervously.
“You're hiding there someone! In my sodding room!” exclaimed I, pulling the handle.
I wasn’t prepared to what I’ve seen.
“Ooops!” exhaled Rhiamon, still giggling quietly.
“Andraste’s knicker-weasels! What’s he doing here?”
King Alistair was looking at me. A completely naked King Alistair. And he was… well, I could tell why some maidens were so obsessed about our ruler.
“Meow,” said King Alistair.
“You two are sick!” said I, tossing the king a cloak to cover his majesty.
King Alistair ignored the cloak, letting it fall on the floor. I was honored with a surprised “meow”.
“Now this is just great!” said I, turning towards Rhiamon who was shamelessly smiling from ear to ear. “Couldn’t you too role-play in your room? And… wait. Are you two together again? Does Anora know?”
I guess I was so shocked to meet our monarch without a protocol that I completely forgot about their mutual hatred.
“Of course she doesn’t know,” replied she. “I'll tell you even more: Alistair doesn’t know either”.
I suppose she'd found my puzzled expression amusing, because she had to suppress a burst of laughter before she could continue:
“Don’t you recognize your cat, Anders? It’s Ser Pounce-a-Lot!”
When she pronounced the name, King Alistair indeed pounced a lot, embracing us both in a bear-hug and purring like a… cat. Rhiamon giggled madly with her mouth pressed against my chest. She was also mumbling something, but all I could make out was a word “sandwich”. That was really embarrassing. We both were lucky Marina was at Orzammar.
I broke the embrace casting a Glyph of Repulsion. Rhia fell on my bed (our bed), laughing like a crazy witch (and that’s exactly who she was!), and King Pounce-a-Lot had landed on his four limbs and hissed.
“I guess he’s indeed my cat,” there was no point in denying that any longer. “What did you do to him?”
“Ahaha, I was just trying new spells from the book Morrigan gave me before she went through that mirror. You do remember that story, yes?”
Of course I did! It was impossible to shut Rhia up for a month after that adventure.
“I remember. But why does he look like King Alistair?”
“It’s like with my shapeshifting,” she finally managed to stand up. “You can turn the test subject only into a human you know very well. Besides I couldn’t stop thinking about His Awkwardness after he had sent me a broom and that strange hat on Satinalia. Did he think I would wear it? Ewww.”
“So you did it? Good. Now change him back!”
“You don’t like our puppy prince? Aww, I’m hurt,” she gave me one of her “mabari pup looks” and petted the King’s head. King Pounce-a-Lot started to rub against her legs and seeing them two like that was… disturbing.
“He’s a cat, Rhia! He must look like a cat! And imagine what others will think if they see him like this! Please, turn him back!”
She sighed.
“You are an awfully boring person, Anders,” she said heading to exit. “But I understand, he’s your pet, you’re worried about his physical and mental state… Oh, well, I'll do as you say, although I wanted to send him to Nate first. But you know I can’t resist when you ask nicely.”
Zap!
“See you! Have fun!” she smiled and winked and disappeared behind the door.
Finally!
I turned back to reconcile with my cat and…
“Holy Maker’s sodding ass!!!”
She’d changed my cat into Queen Anora. Very naked Queen Anora…
Caught in action.
“Oh, Anders, what are you doing here?”
That was a rather odd question, considering that it was I who had caught in action our reckless commander in my room, not the opposite. Now I had the reasonable question: what kind of action it was.
“You know, Rhia, it’s me who should ask you that question” said I, leaning against the door in case she would try to escape without explanations.
“Huh, thanks for not asking it then”, she gave me a charming smile. If a smile of a predator can be called charming. Maker’s bloody ass, she was lucky my Marina was at Orzammar. My pretty elf. Very pretty, very deadly and very jealous elf.
“So, were you looking for something, commander? Or you just missed me that much?”
“I was actually looking for your cat”, said Rhiamon.
“What business do you have with my cat?”
Now I was worried. She was a shapeshifter after all. A shapeshifter, who had mastered a cat form and haven’t had a man for some time.
“Don’t look at me like that, Anders! I just wanted to fall asleep hugging your kitty. I think my Fireball fell in love with that new mabari b@tch teyrn Fergus had given to Marina. Now he’s chasing her all over the Keep and I don’t want them in my room. No way! They will destroy my house of cards I was building last week. Pounce is more delicate.”
Of course I didn’t believe her, she was definitely up to something. And she obviously didn’t want to leave.
That’s when I heard the noise from the cloakroom behind her.
“What’s that?” said I, moving forward.
“I guess your cloak fell, nothing to worry about,” she giggled nervously.
“You're hiding there someone! In my sodding room!” exclaimed I, pulling the handle.
I wasn’t prepared to what I’ve seen.
“Ooops!” exhaled Rhiamon, still giggling quietly.
“Andraste’s knicker-weasels! What’s he doing here?”
King Alistair was looking at me. A completely naked King Alistair. And he was… well, I could tell why some maidens were so obsessed about our ruler.
“Meow,” said King Alistair.
“You two are sick!” said I, tossing the king a cloak to cover his majesty.
King Alistair ignored the cloak, letting it fall on the floor. I was honored with a surprised “meow”.
“Now this is just great!” said I, turning towards Rhiamon who was shamelessly smiling from ear to ear. “Couldn’t you too role-play in your room? And… wait. Are you two together again? Does Anora know?”
I guess I was so shocked to meet our monarch without a protocol that I completely forgot about their mutual hatred.
“Of course she doesn’t know,” replied she. “I'll tell you even more: Alistair doesn’t know either”.
I suppose she'd found my puzzled expression amusing, because she had to suppress a burst of laughter before she could continue:
“Don’t you recognize your cat, Anders? It’s Ser Pounce-a-Lot!”
When she pronounced the name, King Alistair indeed pounced a lot, embracing us both in a bear-hug and purring like a… cat. Rhiamon giggled madly with her mouth pressed against my chest. She was also mumbling something, but all I could make out was a word “sandwich”. That was really embarrassing. We both were lucky Marina was at Orzammar.
I broke the embrace casting a Glyph of Repulsion. Rhia fell on my bed (our bed), laughing like a crazy witch (and that’s exactly who she was!), and King Pounce-a-Lot had landed on his four limbs and hissed.
“I guess he’s indeed my cat,” there was no point in denying that any longer. “What did you do to him?”
“Ahaha, I was just trying new spells from the book Morrigan gave me before she went through that mirror. You do remember that story, yes?”
Of course I did! It was impossible to shut Rhia up for a month after that adventure.
“I remember. But why does he look like King Alistair?”
“It’s like with my shapeshifting,” she finally managed to stand up. “You can turn the test subject only into a human you know very well. Besides I couldn’t stop thinking about His Awkwardness after he had sent me a broom and that strange hat on Satinalia. Did he think I would wear it? Ewww.”
“So you did it? Good. Now change him back!”
“You don’t like our puppy prince? Aww, I’m hurt,” she gave me one of her “mabari pup looks” and petted the King’s head. King Pounce-a-Lot started to rub against her legs and seeing them two like that was… disturbing.
“He’s a cat, Rhia! He must look like a cat! And imagine what others will think if they see him like this! Please, turn him back!”
She sighed.
“You are an awfully boring person, Anders,” she said heading to exit. “But I understand, he’s your pet, you’re worried about his physical and mental state… Oh, well, I'll do as you say, although I wanted to send him to Nate first. But you know I can’t resist when you ask nicely.”
Zap!
“See you! Have fun!” she smiled and winked and disappeared behind the door.
Finally!
I turned back to reconcile with my cat and…
“Holy Maker’s sodding ass!!!”
She’d changed my cat into Queen Anora. Very naked Queen Anora…
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#4064
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 07:20
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Hahaha!! That's great, gala!
#4065
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 07:49
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@Gala - soo much fun. Rhia really is a saucy minx. Cullen doesn't know what he's getting into .
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#4066
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 09:05
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@Gala - much fun. I think that must be the first time someone's called Anders boring ;-) Well done
#4067
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 09:46
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I gotta say, Caislyn just re-met Anders (Mage fist bump!) but she's really loving his...heals. Uh-huh, HEALS.
#4068
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 09:54
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"He tossed him a cloak to "cover his Majesty" ROFLMAO! I don't know if you did that on purpose or not but that line cracked me UP!
#4069
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 10:00
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@Lady Jess : what armor mod is that?
(still fighting with smut prompt. I wish these people would stop demanding dialogue and just get to it. I swear, this thing is going to end up as long as one of my normal chapters.)
(still fighting with smut prompt. I wish these people would stop demanding dialogue and just get to it. I swear, this thing is going to end up as long as one of my normal chapters.)
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#4070
Posté 29 octobre 2010 - 10:33
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LupusYondergirl wrote...
@Lady Jess : what armor mod is that?
(still fighting with smut prompt. I wish these people would stop demanding dialogue and just get to it. I swear, this thing is going to end up as long as one of my normal chapters.)
On my WArden? That's the Underworld Armor from DA Nexus. On Anders, TMP's replacement underwear pants:)
#4071
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 12:30
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Awesome, thanks! I've been seeing that armor around and couldn't figure out which one it was. There are so few unique looking light armor sets, those are really nice.
(the replacement underwear is neat, but I have natural bodies installed since I'm a perv like that.)
(the replacement underwear is neat, but I have natural bodies installed since I'm a perv like that.)
#4072
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 02:08
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Sooo many good stories since I last checked!! And the awesomeness headshot of Anders from Surely!
Lupus, I feel your pain. None of my stories are behaving the way they should. All my characters seem to be going off script and doing whatever they please. I hope yours start behaving, because Anders smut?? mmm mmm good.
Lupus, I feel your pain. None of my stories are behaving the way they should. All my characters seem to be going off script and doing whatever they please. I hope yours start behaving, because Anders smut?? mmm mmm good.
#4073
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 02:32
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Gala just posted her finish fancomic on dA (it's a bit big so I will not post it here, but you can check her link)! It's awesome, Gala!
Tank
Tank
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Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 08:40
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Thank you, guys!
@frostajulie, it was ill-intentioned, yes }:-)
@Lady Jess, woooooow! (drools) I'll be missing sexy mages in DAII. I heard they will make them less sexy. Less muscular.
@frostajulie, it was ill-intentioned, yes }:-)
@Lady Jess, woooooow! (drools) I'll be missing sexy mages in DAII. I heard they will make them less sexy. Less muscular.
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#4075
Posté 30 octobre 2010 - 12:04
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@Gala - which fancomic is it - not the Anders one, the Obsession one? I wanted to make sure I was reading the right finished one
And nooo they can't make the mages less sexy. Need sexy mages! Sexy mage men, that is
And nooo they can't make the mages less sexy. Need sexy mages! Sexy mage men, that is
