You would not believe how many times I changed my mind about this one. You'd think I'd cheat on my own prompts and have an answer ready, but noooo, I have to do the 'right thing'. I blame my father.
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"My fireballs are bigger than your fireballs."
Anders stopped. He couldn't have heard that right, could he? "Its not the size that counts."
Velanna sneered. "Is that what your Chantry told you? And you believed it?"
"Are you telling me they lied to me!? I feel so betrayed." Victory. After lifting her nose, the combatative elf walked away. "What a strange woman."
"Her fireballs are bigger you know." Oghren sniggered when Anders scoffed. "I'd worry if I were you lad."
"I'm a healer, not a tinderbox. Any fool can sets things on fire, it takes real finesse and skill to keep people alive. Drag them back from the brink of death! Save their lives in the nick of time! Snatch them from the icy grasp of. Hey, come back. I'm not finished."
"Yeah, you are." It was tossed over his shoulder. Oghren knew if he stood there the mage could, and would, go on for hours.
"She really doesn't like you."
"Velanna is incapable of liking any human." He looked down at Sigrun when she hmm'd. "No?"
"Oh, no, I'm sure you're right. But she dislikes you more than, say, Nate. I've noticed it. He teases her and she gets angry but its just in fun. You, she really just doesn't like very much."
"You said that." Now he thought about it, Anders was a little hurt by that. What had he ever done to Velanna? To any Dalish in fact? Nothing. "I should talk to her."
"I don't think that will help much." Sigrun could see Anders wasn't happy with the idea that Velanna didn't like him. "She can't be the first person who hasn't liked you, surely?"
"Templars don't like me, but as they hardly count as human, I don't care. Other than that. Yes, I believe she is."
After crossing her arms, she looked him up and down. "The first 'person'? Or the first 'woman'?" Sigrun estimated it had taken her, oh at least two minutes, to work Anders out. He wouldn't care if Velanna hated the sight of him, as long as she was male.
"That has nothing to do with it. Nothing. Not. A. Thing." Anders refused to believe he'd be so shallow as to only care whether someone liked him or not because of their sex. Refused. Absolutely. "Oh, fine, yes, the first 'woman' who hasn't liked me." Clearing his throat he qualified that. "Before I've slept with her."
She tried, she really did, but the disgruntled look on his face was too much for her. "That's." Bent over double laughing, Sigrun couldn't speak to finish her sentence.
"Yes, yes, hilarious."
It took a while, but she finally got herself under control enough to ask. "Does sleeping with women usually make them dislike you? That bad at it are you?"
"I! What! No! Andraste's ****** woman! I meant things get messy afterwards, they want, things, you know, stuff."
"Ah huh. I see. Where are you going?"
"Inside. I don't have to stay out here and be insulted, I can do that anywhere." The closing door cut off Sigrun's answer. Cheeky wench. Now then. Did he seek out Velanna and try to coax her around? Or find something more pleasant to do, such as chat to that lovely young lady in the kitchen? If he remembered correctly she'd said they were baking pies today.
That seemed like a good plan, until he wandered into the kitchen and found it occupied by more than the kitchen staff. "Howe."
"Anders."
He had the worst luck today. First that elf and now this. Howe taking up space that would be better filled with a girl. "Sorry you have to leave."
"I'm not leaving." Nate heard the servant giggle and knew exactly why Anders was here. "Perhaps you should reconsider your presence?"
"Hardly I think. I've come seeking pies. That overrides whatever trivial task you've come to complete."
"My task is the same. Pies." He made his smile as insincere as possible. Just so Anders wouldn't mistake it for genuine. "What a coincidence."
Coincidence? He didn't think so. How best to get rid of an inconvenient Howe? "I think I heard the Commander calling for you."
Nate lifted an eyebrow. He wasn't falling for that trick. "If Lilibeth called for anyone, I believe it would be you, Anders. Wouldn't it?" He added another insincere smile, just for good measure.
"Ah." A quick glance at the pretty girl, told him he'd taken the wrong tack with that one. A bit more prodding from Howe and she'd toss him out on his rear end. "Perhaps I was mistaken after all."
"Perhaps you were." Catching sight of movement behind the mage, Nate beckoned. "Velanna. The pies are almost ready."
Fabulous. Not just a Howe but the Dalish wench as well. All he needed to complete his day was a Templar wandering in to drag him back to the tower. Anders waited a moment but when nothing happened he assumed he was safe from that at least. "Velanna."
Velanna sniffed at him and went to smell the oven. "Lovely." The girl smiled. She was a sensible enough girl, for a flat ear. "Stay away from the mage Meggie, he's trouble."
"Yes ser." Meggie giggled when Anders growled. "I wasn't going to let him near me in any case."
"Hey! I'm right here."
"Good, it will save her repeating it later." Velanna watched him try to think of a witty response to that.
"I'm here for pies." Arms crossed he looked from her to Nate and back. "What is it you're here for?"
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"Ouch." Anders tried sitting but was pushed back down. "I mean, really, ouch."
"Serves you right."
He sat again with the same result. "I didn't. Ouch. Stop that!" Finally she stopped poking sharp objects into his leg. "Velanna hit me with a fireball. Years ago. This hurts more."
"Why did Velanna hit you with a fireball? Or is that a stupid question?" Rhosyn grinned when he gasped a breath. "No?"
"Maker no. I'm not insane. If I recall correctly I was trying to annoy her and Nate into leaving me alone, so I may have implied, they, were, you know." The sound of her laugh was nice but still, the memory stung. "She didn't even try to pull it. Just 'bam'! Straight in the face."
"You seem to have survived." Not even a scar. "Are you sure it was a fireball?"
"I think I know a fireball when I feel one. In my face."
Nate crouched beside Rhosyn. "Will he live?"
"Its only a scratch." Lifting the padding, she showed him. "Anders was telling me Velanna tried to kill him."
"When was that?"
"Just after we picked up Sigrun. Cursed female hit me with a fireball. I was fortunate to survive."
"Stun. Not a fireball, a stun." Nate grinned when Anders swore. "Sorry to spoil your story with the truth."
"Pfft. Truth. The truth is Velanna hates me and was looking for an excuse to hurt me." He knew that raised eyebrow. "No?"
"No. It took me a while to work it out. She's not a friendly woman, doesn't make friends easily and as a mage, even a Dalish mage, its more difficult."
"Heh. With that personality." Anders winced when Rhosyn pressed harder than she needed to on the padding. "Pardon." He'd forgotten they were friends. "I shouldn't have said that." Thankfully she nodded and lifted a bit. "What did you work out?"
"She was jealous. That you could make friends so easily or seem to not care if you didn't. That you treated your power so naturally that the people at the Vigil weren't nervous around you."
"Pardon me? Jealous?"
"She was. She isn't now. So don't gloat too much." Small chance of that.
"No, no gloating." Velanna, jealous, of him. Lovely. That almost made the pain of this worthwhile.