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[MelRedux]

....I'm STILL laughing!!

I don't think a more perfect description could have been found

[Sandtigress]

SurelyForth wrote...

Mel_Redux wrote...

EDIT:  LOL....I jsut found this in an explanation of different nickers!:
"Hi, beautiful!" or "Woo Hoo, you're sexy!" - Usually said by a stallion. This nicker is slightly more intense than the one above, with mating in mind, and accomodated by shaking of the head.

I'm sorry, I'll really let you get back to Anders now.....but I'm laughing my arse off

So this is hilarious.

PC: Anders, are you staring at my breasts again?
Anders: *smirk* Of course I am.
PC: As long as you don't get it in your head to try and nicker me.
Anders: Well, it wasn't in my head before, but it certainly is now!
PC: (outwardly)
PC: (inwardly) 

Oh my...but this puts "Andraste's nicker weasels" in a different light now doesn't it?  

[Galagraphia]

 New page. We need pictures.
I was interrogating Anders today and here're some of his confessions:

This one got me puzzled:

What does he mean speaking of a drunken sailor?

[Sandtigress]

Galagraphia wrote...
This one got me puzzled:

What does he mean speaking of a drunken sailor?

LOL I'm pretty sure it's a song...

"What do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunker sailer early in the morning?"

Why do I know these things?

[9985]

I've been wondering about the drunken sailor line too. Ok, mystery solved?

[Galagraphia]

Sandtigress wrote...
LOL I'm pretty sure it's a song...

"What do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunker sailer early in the morning?"

Why do I know these things?

Thank you. Your article is much better than the one I've found:  link. 
Wikipedia says that songs like this are allowed in the Royal Navy, maybe Anders belives the Wardens must sing it while marching?

[Sandtigress]

Galagraphia wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...
LOL I'm pretty sure it's a song...

"What do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunker sailer early in the morning?"

Why do I know these things?

Thank you. Your article is much better than the one I've found:  link. 
Wikipedia says that songs like this are allowed in the Royal Navy, maybe Anders belives the Wardens must sing it while marching?

That link is......disturbing....  Thank goodness I am sheltered and do not know things like that....until now, anyways.  

[Galagraphia]

Well, as my friend said, every word in urbandictionary means sexual deviation.
Back to Anders: poor mage suffered a lot today. He was almost killed by an armored Ogre and chewed by a dragon. But he killed them both.

He makes cute angry faces thanks to the wide-screen monitor:

Glorious Cailan mode on:

And here Anders proves that if he could've been at Ostagar, he would've saved everybody:

[SurelyForth]

Galagraphia wrote...


Glorious Cailan mode on:

Too bad he's not in Cailan's armor.

And awww, look at his squishy mage hurtface. My warrior got nabbed by an armored ogre and just chilled there like "Hit me and shake me all you want, you can't even bruise me at this point." 

Modifié par SurelyForth, 21 juillet 2010 - 08:42 .

[Galagraphia]

SurelyForth wrote...
Too bad he's not in Cailan's armor.

And awww, look at his squishy mage hurtface. My warrior got nabbed by an armored ogre and just chilled there like "Hit me and shake me all you want, you can't even bruise me at this point." 

This screenshot was taken from "Epic Adventures of mademoiselle Andras in Ferelden", and the orlesian maiden didn't have  access to the royal armour. But next hero of Ferelden I'm going to import will certainly have Cailan's set. And I'll make sure Anders will be wearing it during the final battle. But I think Anders in the glorious armor will be too awesome and he will kill the ogre before it will have a chance to grab the mage.

[Avilia]

Sandtigress wrote...

Galagraphia wrote...
This one got me puzzled:

What does he mean speaking of a drunken sailor?

LOL I'm pretty sure it's a song...

"What do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunker sailer early in the morning?"

Why do I know these things?

Now I'll be singing that in my head all day at work...oh well could be worse ;-)

Hoo-ray and up she rises earl-i in the mornin!

[Sandtigress]

Avilia wrote...

Sandtigress wrote...

Galagraphia wrote...
This one got me puzzled:

What does he mean speaking of a drunken sailor?

LOL I'm pretty sure it's a song...

"What do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunken sailer, what do you do with a drunker sailer early in the morning?"

Why do I know these things?

Now I'll be singing that in my head all day at work...oh well could be worse ;-)

Hoo-ray and up she rises earl-i in the mornin!

Someone else knows the song!  Yaaaay!  I don't even know why I know it!

[Galagraphia]

Sandtigress wrote...
Someone else knows the song!  Yaaaay!  I don't even know why I know it!

Must be cultural thing -- bred-in-the-bone or something. 

More Anders' sufferings:


If you're trying to be heroic:


Be prepared for a lot of pain:


And if you try to heal your crazy commander, be ready to end up in a crushing prison:

And remember: watch your back -- backstabs are quite painful:

Modifié par Galagraphia, 22 juillet 2010 - 02:23 .

[Avilia]

You're torturing that poor Mage! He'll stop healing you and you'll wonder why ;-)

[SurelyForth]

Oh, he'll heal you. You'll just spend an abnormal amount of time like this (on fire and being exploded on):





Also, spell effects!

[Galagraphia]

Avilia wrote...

You're torturing that poor Mage! He'll stop healing you and you'll wonder why ;-)

I'm sure he won't stop healing   He's too good to be revengeful.
Besides he was casting protective spells and healing wards on my Marina since he first saw her, when he was grumpy about all orders she was giving to him, and now he's totally in love with her, so he won't let anyone harm his lovely elven maiden He's very noble deep in his heart. That's why he makes so much damage to his enemies -- to make sure they will target at him, not at her
*rereads what she's written and melts*

[Galagraphia]

 What? Nobody loves Anders today? You people are making me sad panda 

[SurelyForth]

Galagraphia wrote...

 What? Nobody loves Anders today? You people are making me sad panda 

Aww, don't be sad, Anders.

I think about him every time I see my avatar, as it's his awesomeness that is making my PC all glowy.

[LupusYondergirl]

Hey now, I ALWAYS love Anders.

I was just sleeping. And now I'm deciding: finish latest chapter of Anders-fic, or clean my kitchen. Hmmmm....

[Galagraphia]

I think maybe we could start some kind of a game here: "What do we wish Anders would have done... and how" and post small texts or sketches of different situations with him. Anything from descriptions of his escape attempts to imaginary situations like meeting with commander Shepard.

Not fanfics, just small episodes. And they must be funny.

[LupusYondergirl]

Galagraphia wrote...

I think maybe we could start some kind of a game here: "What do we wish Anders would have done... and how" and post small texts or sketches of different situations with him. Anything from descriptions of his escape attempts to imaginary situations like meeting with commander Shepard.
Not fanfics, just small episodes. And they must be funny.

Ooh, I could do that.  Any excuse not to wash floors!  Here's a little three minute drabble.

Escape Attempt Number Four.
*****
Really, it was too simple.  Anders chuckled to himself as he slipped out of the templar washroom, an oversized bundle tucked under his arm.  Slipping behind a tapestry he quickly changed before walking down the stairs.  Look casual, he reminded himself.  Don't run!

He must have done a convincing job since the armored figures guarding the main door only offered a nod and an indifferent grunt before turning the key.  Stepping into the sunlight he had to resist the urge to throw his head back and laugh.  Instead he walked to the docks, careful to maintain a steady, even pace. 

The boat was waiting at the dock.  This was it!  This time it would work, and he'd finally be free! 

Those hopes were dashed by the sight of a naked, drenched man running towards him.  "You bastard!" he screamed.  "You stole my armor!"

[SurelyForth]

Galagraphia wrote...

I think maybe we could start some kind of a game here: "What do we wish Anders would have done... and how" and post small texts or sketches of different situations with him. Anything from descriptions of his escape attempts to imaginary situations like meeting with commander Shepard.
Not fanfics, just small episodes. And they must be funny.

That could be fun. I already have When Anders Met Alistair (Where the Hell Did Alistair Go, He Should Be Grey Wardening With Me! Edition):

Alistair: Uh, is the Grey Warden Commander available?
Anders: She keeps telling me she's not, but I think I'm wearing her down.
Alistair: What? Who are you?
Anders: I'm Anders. Who are you?
Alistair: Alistair?
Anders: Can't say I've heard of an "Alistair".
Alistair: You have to be kidding me. You know, Alistair? The "other" Grey Warden? Almost became king? Also fought the archdemon? A little snarky and totally adorable?
Anders: Huh. That last part sounds a lot like me. As a matter of fact, the Commander was just telling me how snarky and totally adorable I was just the other night...she also likes the way I wear my robes.
Alistair: Please stop talking.
Anders: Oh, don't worry. I'm no competition. Well, on my own anyway. I can't say what will happen when I unleash the power of....Ser Pounce-a-lot!
Ser Pounce: Meow!
Alistair: That's....actually quite effective. Damn.
Anders: Then you probably shouldn't even talk to that broody guy by the painting. He's got the whole dark and mysterious thing working for him. And he was planning to kill the Commander. I hear she goes for that sort of thing...
Alistair: Double damn.

[LupusYondergirl]

I hear she goes for that sort of thing...

Love it!

[Galagraphia]

@LupusYondergirl, @SurelyForth, you are awesome!

Umm, my turn I guess. Sorry for my english.  My female ex-Circle mage Rhiamon has a theory about how templars were catching Anders.

R: I know how the templars always were able to catch you!
A: Really? Enlighten me!
R: I bet they were making that crazy b@tch Rylock wear a white dress and a garland of white roses and then they were tying her to a high and dangerous-looking cliff. She was crying for help like this: "Oh, noble saviour of mine, lord of my heart, where art thou? Come and save me!"
A: (chuckles) Go on.
R: And of course you couldn't avoid saving a damsel in distress!
A: Ha-ha, that's me!
R: And you were rushing to help her like a fool, and as soon as you finished untying her and were waiting for a sweet kiss of gratitude, that's when she smashed you with her Holy Smite!
A: Ouch! But you are wrong, it wasn't like that. At least Rylock wasn't wearing a dress.
R: 
A: Yes, such a shame those hot templars ladies never remove their armour! It must be a crime somewhere. But I like your story. I will tell your version to my kids.
R:  You have kids?
A: Well, maybe. I don't know (shrugs)
R: 
A: Hehe, kidding! :innocent:

Modifié par Galagraphia, 22 juillet 2010 - 08:57 .

[Avilia]

You are all too clever a nice chuckle before work