Help men everywhere understand the female obsession with Dragon Age's Alistair
#251
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 04:07
Alistair would defend his love with his life and he doesn't seem to have a roaming eye at least not in Origins. In Awakenings I wasn't so sure, as his Queen, I was shipped off to become Warden Commander. However, he made sure I had support with his paying Herron and Wade to be there for me to make new weapons for me. I found it very strange that Anders who looks alot like Alistair happens to ask you what you're going to do after this mission is over. You have the option to return to the palace or not return.
What women doesn't want her love to romance her and think she is the most beautiful woman in the world and he would die for you? Every woman who plays this game melts at that line, "Maker's Breath, but your beautiful." This is the type of man that a woman wants, a man that is loyal to her above all else, this is the appeal of Alistair. I don't think Zevran would be loyal. When Zevran starts taking an interest, Alistair makes his play for his terrority so-to-speak. What man doesn't understand this? If a man has the the hots for a woman and he wants her to be his, he is going to do whatever it takes to sway her. Romance and all. Personally, I would have liked to see Alistair do more in the romance department. More gifts and just asking how I feel about things, am I alright after that last battle we just fought, especially after declaring his love.
Personally, I want revenge on Morrigan for sleeping with my man. Alistair honey, if you betray me I know how to slice you and Morrigan both to ribbons. You had my permission on the one time thing to save our lives but do it again and your dead meat. Arl Eamon be damed.
#252
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 08:45
#253
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 08:53
#254
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 09:03
#255
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 09:12
Modifié par RobotXYZ, 13 juin 2010 - 09:14 .
#256
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 09:15
Plus...you know...muscular hotness telling you you're beautiful. What's not to like about that?
Oh, and the cheese. Love cheese.
#257
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 10:53
I would call him a bit of a "spong" - meaning he's goofy and a bit liable to put his foot in his mouth. But he's surprisingly good in social situations - the other party members (apart from the ones who don't get on with anyone - a la Morrigan, Sten and Shale) seem to get on fine with him, even Zevran seems to like him even though he teases him.
What defines a douchebag?
#258
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 10:58
Miri1984 wrote...
I'm curious. What's the technical definition of "douchebag"? It's an American term and I don't get the connotations...
I would call him a bit of a "spong" - meaning he's goofy and a bit liable to put his foot in his mouth. But he's surprisingly good in social situations - the other party members (apart from the ones who don't get on with anyone - a la Morrigan, Sten and Shale) seem to get on fine with him, even Zevran seems to like him even though he teases him.
What defines a douchebag?
The jealousy of others...
#259
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 11:00
Douchebag: The term refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
So I suppose Alistair is a douchebag IF you find him obnoxious/irritating. Morrigan would no doubt approve of this term.
#260
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 11:15
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
According to the all-knowing wikipedia...Douchebag: The term refers to a person, usually male, with a variety of negative qualities, specifically arrogance and engaging in obnoxious and/or irritating actions without malicious intent.
So I suppose Alistair is a douchebag IF you find him obnoxious/irritating. Morrigan would no doubt approve of this term.
I've heard it asserted that "douchebag" can be a "feminist insult" in ways that most slams that borrow from gendered language aren't. Douches are, after all, an unnecessary, irritating, bill of goods we're sold and told we really need when we don't. So a person who fits that description...
(Long way of saying: I agree, Morrigan would approve.)
#261
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 11:36
Modifié par Jacks Smirking Revenge, 13 juin 2010 - 11:37 .
#262
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 12:08
#263
Guest_Hanz54321_*
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 12:23
Guest_Hanz54321_*
RobotXYZ wrote...
Personally I get more into the tactics and the violence of these games than the human relationships sides. IRL I would want someone that let me raise a farm instead of fighting darkspawn. Or I would join the chantry... Or a brewer or pub cook.
If you are more into the tactics than human relations . . . you would do better to be a military leader than a farmer or a brewer. Real military successes think in terms of tactics and put the soap opera stuff aside.
Like Loghain. He started out a farmer too.
Ironic eh?
#264
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 12:25
Jacks Smirking Revenge wrote...
I like Alistair he keeps a sarcastic/funny/optimistic attitude despite our incredible task and all the stuff that has happened to him. I'd have a beer with him and watch the game he is an easy going humble guy. As for romance I can't speak on since I don't have any female characters, but from a friendship point of view I think he is a good character and good friend.
Power to you, ser!
#265
Guest_Hanz54321_*
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 12:26
Guest_Hanz54321_*
Miri1984 wrote...
I would call him a bit of a "spong" - meaning he's goofy and a bit liable to put his foot in his mouth. But he's surprisingly good in social situations - the other party members (apart from the ones who don't get on with anyone - a la Morrigan, Sten . . .
Actually, he gets along quite well with Sten after a breaking in period. Actually . . . Sten is the only party member I can think of that EVERYONE gets along with once he warms up to the Warden.
#266
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 12:36
#267
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 01:15
You are mistaken. Zevran never spectacularly dumps you in front of all of the nobility of Ferelden.ElvaliaRavenHart wrote...
I don't think Zevran would be loyal.
#268
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 01:24
Neither does Alistair. If anything he dumps you in front of your companions but of course you could always assume this cutscene that is also used for Anora speaking to you after the Landsmeet is not meant to be an indicator for Alistair's character. Also Zevran is not forced into a position of responsibility that requires him to marry a preferably fertile noblewoman.Creature 1 wrote...
You are mistaken. Zevran never spectacularly dumps you in front of all of the nobility of Ferelden.ElvaliaRavenHart wrote...
I don't think Zevran would be loyal.
Other than that, yes, Zevran is incredibly loyal, a good friend and a very rewarding romance option.
Modifié par klarabella, 13 juin 2010 - 05:58 .
#269
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:05
Xandurpein wrote...
It is always intriguing to discover that all discussion's on the forum about Alistair's appeal sooner or later becomes a group of teenage boys giving helpful advice to adult ladies about what women really finds attractive in men...
This is pure win. <3
#270
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:32
Miri1984 wrote...
I'm curious. What's the technical definition of "douchebag"? It's an American term and I don't get the connotations...
I would call him a bit of a "spong" - meaning he's goofy and a bit liable to put his foot in his mouth. But he's surprisingly good in social situations - the other party members (apart from the ones who don't get on with anyone - a la Morrigan, Sten and Shale) seem to get on fine with him, even Zevran seems to like him even though he teases him.
What defines a douchebag?
A douchebag is an a**h*le. And Alistair totally isn't one.
An example from television: if you watched the last couple of seasons of 'Supernatural', Zachariah was a total douche.
Modifié par errant_knight, 13 juin 2010 - 03:46 .
#271
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:43
errant_knight wrote...
A douchebag is an a**h*le. And Alistair totally isn't one.
No, that is a common misconception. There is a difference.
#272
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:47
Herr Uhl wrote...
errant_knight wrote...
A douchebag is an a**h*le. And Alistair totally isn't one.
No, that is a common misconception. There is a difference.
Disagreed. One can refine it for one's own use, of course, but that's the common usage.
Modifié par errant_knight, 13 juin 2010 - 03:48 .
#273
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:48
Herr Uhl wrote...
errant_knight wrote...
A douchebag is an a**h*le. And Alistair totally isn't one.
No, that is a common misconception. There is a difference.
I suspect people's personal definitions of douchebag will vary, but regardless, Alistair is not a douchebag. *shrugs* You don't have to like him, but it's a stretch to make that definition fit him.
#274
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:54
#275
Posté 13 juin 2010 - 03:56





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