I...
Er...
this is so stupid I do not have a sufficiently sarcastic response ready. I'm just going to have
this man speak for me before I start with the logical counter-argument.
Okay...
This guy was joking right? Fish? No ass shots for Kelly (a pity, yes, but a reason to hate the game?)?
Anyway, the golden moment was when this ignoramus said
Not only are most of the powers completely unsatisfying to use, their re-charge time ensures they usually only get a single play in any combat engagement. Especially once that sniper rifle gets warmed up.All right, recharge time? Only a single play? Was the guy on crack? The recharge is, like, 5 seconds at most. And how can the sniper rifle "get warmed up" with a biotic class? Unless he chose Sniper Proficiency aboard the derelict ship, but then again, it's not like he was forced to do that.
And...
cardboard teammates? He has to be joking. Has to. I dare this social retard to find a single game with better characters (okay, aside from Dragon Age). Yeah, they fit particular archetypes, so what? Every single piece of fiction in history has character archetypes, even the goddamn
Iliad, what the ****, even the
Bible, and I have never heard anyone bashing
them for that.
So basically, while a couple reasons (namely removal of driving sequences and customizable teammate armor) were quite vaild, this idiot went completely out of his way to write an article that was
soaked with exaggerated and unfunny sarcasm while desperately trying to find reasons to sustain his hate for the game.
I would have appreciated it if he had just witten "I hate Mass Effect 2, period".
Okay okay, I'm cool. I'm cool. Nerd rage over.
Both ME games have flaws, and Bioware fixed some of them in a truly
excessive fashion in the ME-ME2 transition. This makes both games far from perfect. I still love them, though. I don't understand what drives people to be so very loud in voicing their dislike for a game.
He has to be joking.
Modifié par shepard_lives, 11 juin 2010 - 11:43 .