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#101
Sir Ulrich Von Lichenstien

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FieryPhoenix7 wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

I thought it was funny that he even considered Kelly not being romanceable a reason to hate ME2.

He's misusing the word hate. You should know that.


QFT it really is becoming a joke all the morons that misuse that word.

Or put it this way if he truly does hate ME2 then the guy clearly has issues and needs to book himself into the local mental hospital. Anyone that can 'hate' a game really doesn't belong in civilisation.

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1. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not allowing me to feel like Im in space when I play it.
2. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not being able to make love with a krogan
3. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not putting swords in the game
4. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not allowing threesome love relationships in my quarters
5. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is no jetpacks
6. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not putting in at least 30 hours of Tali dialog
7. I hate Mass Effect 2 because I can't make my shepard look like me (400 pounds, balding, semi-pregnant)
8. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there isnt enough 'spolsions!
9. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there isn't RPG-ness numbers and percentages there for me
10. I hate Mass Effect 2 because all the LIs cant be gay enough for me
11. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there are no Mexican Squadmates
12. I hate Mass Effect 2 because I got Jack's tattoos at the tattoo shop and realized everyone has them already
13. I hate Mass Effect 2 because they dont have Mass Effect lunch pails to go with my Power Ranger ones
14. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is Jacob, he's black.
15. I hate Mass Effect 2 because Miranda's ass gives me a Posted Image

I win OP, I hate mass effect 2 more than you and your referenced post Posted Image

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5. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is no jetpacks

You and me both, most generically named user on the forums.

#104
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EA_BiowareAccount wrote...

1. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not allowing me to feel like Im in space when I play it.
2. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not being able to make love with a krogan
3. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not putting swords in the game
4. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not allowing threesome love relationships in my quarters
5. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is no jetpacks
6. I hate Mass Effect 2 for not putting in at least 30 hours of Tali dialog
7. I hate Mass Effect 2 because I can't make my shepard look like me (400 pounds, balding, semi-pregnant)
8. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there isnt enough 'spolsions!
9. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there isn't RPG-ness numbers and percentages there for me
10. I hate Mass Effect 2 because all the LIs cant be gay enough for me
11. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there are no Mexican Squadmates
12. I hate Mass Effect 2 because I got Jack's tattoos at the tattoo shop and realized everyone has them already
13. I hate Mass Effect 2 because they dont have Mass Effect lunch pails to go with my Power Ranger ones
14. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is Jacob, he's black.
15. I hate Mass Effect 2 because Miranda's ass gives me a Posted Image

I win OP, I hate mass effect 2 more than you and your referenced post Posted Image


Your a very depressed and sad individual ME2 is one of the finest games out there with lots potential. Also Jacob being a black guy is totally irellevant Anderson is black (dark skinned) and you  can also make you character black so there!!!

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[quote]Bomb In My Pants wrote...

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PLEASE tell me how NOT to have any Normandy crew casualties!!![/quote]

Its quite simple really delay the IFF mission for as long as possible, then just only do legions loyalty mission (or not)

Then when you get to the collector base you should see some colonists getting disintergrated instead of kelly. Then Dr chakwas thanks you for saving her life.

Make absolutely sure you only use loyal squad members !!!

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I love how over sensitive people on the forums are.

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Christmas Ape wrote...


5. I hate Mass Effect 2 because there is no jetpacks

You and me both, most generically named user on the forums.


the funny thing is my generic name has to be changed.  someone from bioware sent me message saying it has to be changed and he/she would do it.  Posted Image wtf bro haha

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Explicit Who? Oh, right, some podunk site I've never heard of, apparently authored by a complete hater. Somebody should write an article about the 140 things they hate about THIS guy and the site he works for.