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[Nightwriter]

And I'm not listening to you, Jebel! You and your game mechanics! I wanna see my manShep shirtless, and I want a unique body!

I mean Christ, it's so unfair that Jacob and Zaeed have unique bodies, it's wasted on the two men who have the least romantic appeal.

[Arijharn]

But wouldn't the problem be that maybe your definition of 'hot' isn't the same as someone elses? Compare that to Miranda... everyone with taste (see what I did there?) finds her hawt.

[fongiel24]

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

Arijharn wrote...

But wouldn't the problem be that maybe your definition of 'hot' isn't the same as someone elses? Compare that to Miranda... everyone with taste (see what I did there?) finds her hawt.

I think definitions of "hot" when it comes to the male form are pretty uniform - ripped abs you could do your laundry on and pipes to put a professional football player to shame. Even though I'm a guy, I really want a M!Shep with a customized body that we get to see shirtless in ME3 too. It just makes sense. Shepard is an ubercommando. There's no way he should have the same physique as some random redshirt.

Modifié par fongiel24, 01 octobre 2010 - 09:34 .

[Jebel Krong]

Nightwriter wrote...

And I'm not listening to you, Jebel! You and your game mechanics! I wanna see my manShep shirtless, and I want a unique body!

I mean Christ, it's so unfair that Jacob and Zaeed have unique bodies, it's wasted on the two men who have the least romantic appeal.

haha!  well, in all fairness, Jacob was supposed to have appeal... outside of a romance scene or the beginning of the game, i can't think of any plausible scenario where we would see a shirtless shepard, though. (personally i think he should have manned up at the end of LoSB and ripped off his armour in true kirk style and beat the silly yahg with his bare hands and bare torso).

the "redshirts" simply have shep's body, not the other way around!

Modifié par Jebel Krong, 01 octobre 2010 - 09:47 .

[Aedan1992]

It would have made sense if he put of his shirt during the romance scene with miranda since she is doing the same.

[Arijharn]

fongiel24 wrote...

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

This happens anyway.

[Nightwriter]

Lazarus Station, Jebel. Lazarus Station is an example of when we should've seen shirtless Shepard. You just don't know how disappointed I was. No one understands. No one...

And what qualifies as a hot bod is not hard.



This. This is what I want. Why? Why can't I have what I want? 

[Jebel Krong]

if TIM had wanted Miranda to seduce Shepard she wouldn't have been so cold at the start and also wouldn't have started talking about implanted "control chips" either. the way the game unfolds is much better than that cliche scenario (ordered to seduce, changes her mind when feelings develop, shep finds out, anger then forgiveness - it's so trite and been done in pretty much every james bond film as well as others since, forever).

[Jebel Krong]

 i need eye bleach, night...  

[Nightwriter]

It is always so sad when people are allergic to sexiness.

[fongiel24]

Arijharn wrote...

fongiel24 wrote...

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

This happens anyway.

Yes, but think about how much worse it would be if Miranda was actively trying to get Shepard all hot and bothered. He'd have such a serious case of blue balls that he'd be out of commission long before Horizon.

Nightwriter wrote...

It is always so sad when people are allergic to sexiness.

For the next DLC appearance pack Bioware should just have Shepard running around shirtless with a physique like Bruce Lee, beating on the Collectors with his bare fists. Revenant machine gun? Pffft. One-inch punch FTW!

Modifié par fongiel24, 01 octobre 2010 - 10:00 .

[Arijharn]

Nightwriter wrote...


And what qualifies as a hot bod is not hard.

I thought a male hot bod was hard (muscles, I mean muscles, eyes up Night!)

[Arijharn]

fongiel24 wrote...

Arijharn wrote...

fongiel24 wrote...

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

This happens anyway.

Yes, but think about how much worse it would be if Miranda was actively trying to get Shepard all hot and bothered. He'd have such a serious case of blue balls that he'd be out of commission long before Horizon.

Good grief, poor Shephard... well he'd call up Kelly :S

[Nightwriter]

fongiel24 wrote...

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

Well I can answer that.

I think TIM’s biggest worry about Shepard would be Shepard’s distrust. TIM would be chiefly concerned with controlling Shepard. A good way to do that is to make Shepard feel more comfortable working with Cerberus or
get leverage over Shepard somehow.

If Miranda seduced Shepard it might help Shepard’s feelings toward Cerberus, and if Miranda established a close rapport with Shepard, he might open up to her, giving TIM an advantage he could use.

[Aedan1992]

fongiel24 wrote...

For the next DLC appearance pack Bioware should just have Shepard running around shirtless with a physique like Bruce Lee, beating on the Collectors with his bare fists. Revenant machine gun? Pffft. One-inch punch FTW! 

I would really laugh if that happend but it would be totally awsome.

[Nightwriter]

It would be the best DLC ever.

Arijharn wrote...

Nightwriter wrote...

And what qualifies as a hot bod is not hard.

I thought a male hot bod was hard (muscles, I mean muscles, eyes up Night!)

Hard to understand, not physically hard.

Obviously sexy male bodies are toit. Toit like a toiger.

[Ieldra]

Nightwriter wrote...
And I'm not listening to you, Jebel! You and your game mechanics! I wanna see my manShep shirtless, and I want a unique body!

I mean Christ, it's so unfair that Jacob and Zaeed have unique bodies, it's wasted on the two men who have the least romantic appeal.

I can only agree. I really wouldn't mind seeing more of my maleSheps.

As for unique bodies: All human males on the team have unique bodies. There are only three: Jacob, Zaeed and Shepard. Or is there anyone in the game whose body looks like Shepard's? I admit I don't pay much attention to male bodies except Shepard's, so I might have missed it.

[Ieldra]

Arijharn wrote...

fongiel24 wrote...

The seduction idea would be interesting, but I don't see why TIM would want Miranda to seduce Shepard. Her job is to keep him on task and focused. How is he focused if all he can think of is how amazing Miranda's ass looks in her outfit?

This happens anyway.

Not to me. I'm always thinking of why her outfit doesn't burst. At least if she wears the white. Really, watch her walking in the entry scene on Illium. it's ridiculous.

[philiposophy]

Which outfit of hers do people prefer? I always switch her to the all black one as soon as I get the chance. It doesn't seem to have the ridiculous emphasis that the white one does.

[Nightwriter]

Ieldra, literally every other male in the game besides Jacob and Zaeed have Shepard's exact body.



And I resent the black outfit but I always put her in it. The black and white color combo is SO much better, but you have to put up with the ridiculous ass crack and stuff. The black outfit makes all that less noticeable.

[Arijharn]

I did mean 'toit' btw... I blame the fact that I'm getting tired but also cbf going to bed (because it's so damn early for that).



I prefer the black one it just seems more subtle.

[Ieldra]

Nightwriter wrote...
Ieldra, literally every other male in the game besides Jacob and Zaeed have Shepard's exact body.

Uh...that's cheap. No unique body for our protagonist?

And I resent the black outfit but I always put her in it. The black and white color combo is SO much better, but you have to put up with the ridiculous ass crack and stuff. The black outfit makes all that less noticeable.

Why do you resent the black outfit? I'd prefer a more commando-like appearance on missions, but she does look good in the black.

[Aedan1992]

I also prefer the black one because imo it fits her better i don't know why. But like Ieldra said i hope bioware will give her a different oufit on missions because its really weird to see miranda running on high heels on worlds like tuchanka.

[jtav]

I prefer the black. It doesn't draw attention to her ass in quite such a tasteless way. Judging by forum response, the outfit and camera angles are a major reason female gamers dislike her. I can't say that I blame them. They're degrading.

[Nightwriter]

Ieldra2 wrote...

Uh...that's cheap. No unique body for our protagonist?

It's super lame. Shep should have a unique body. 

Ieldra2 wrote...

Why do you resent the black outfit? I'd prefer a more commando-like appearance on missions, but she does look good in the black.

I like the black-white color combo. It looks better. It suits her better.

But the black covers up the ridiculous sexualization of her body more. So I feel kind of forced into putting her in that one.

Modifié par Nightwriter, 01 octobre 2010 - 01:33 .