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[Ashira Shepard]

HEY THERE!

Looking for the new captions thread?

Greetings Forumites, this will be similar to my Motivational thread (and thank you so much for aiding its gradual climb to 300...if we ever get there! ) but instead we shall be doing straight up captions.

Now, first of all, as there are quite a few of us who don't own ME/2 on the PC, there will be many who don't have screenshots of their own. Therefore, if you wish to "donate" your galleries (like imageshack, photobucket etc) of screens, PM them to me - or just post them - and I'll add them up here.

For starters, here's my own.

Caption Galleries

Ashira Shepard's Gallery

NOTICE
I advise uploading such works to a picture hosting site like ImageShack or Photobucket.

I make the captioned images by uploading them to photobucket and clicking the "edit" button which gives you a bunch of tools to mess around with.

Captions can range from this (Makaveli's handiwork)



To more commonly this


Shepard soon came to realise that those experimental biotic burrito's Mordin made where a bad choice for lunch...

Have fun!

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 16 mars 2012 - 09:10 .

[Ashira Shepard]

I'll just add to this *whistles*





Shepard: Did you guys see that as well?

Mordin: Mercs torn asunder by Justicar...unpleasant.

Shepard: Oh good...I thought someone had spiked my coffee again.



----





Conrad: My foot! You shot my foot! Argh!

Shepard:[growling] Be thankful the game doesn't allow me to shoot you in the nuts.

Conrad: Meep...



----My Shep's feelings on the romance with Samara...





Shepard:[muttered] Bioware, I swear to hell and back I'm going to kill you in your sleep...

Samara: Shepard?

Shepard: Nothing!

[Ashira Shepard]

*whistles again*


Samara: *paragon stare*
Shepard: [thinking] Must not be Renegade...must not be Renegade...must not be Renegade...


TIM: I killed ur whole unit and old lover! Fu-fu-fu-fu...


Shepard: **** it! *blam-blam-blam!*

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 17 juin 2010 - 11:32 .

[Nightwriter]

Yours are too good. Now I am shy.

[Ashira Shepard]

Nooo! Please join in :3 *hugs* I just have these saved in a group, I made them ages ago =P I haven't had any inspiration for more...so I thought you guys might do better. I have several more, but just waiting for this to kick up first =P



So go right ahead and try

[Nightwriter]

Erm... well I had this lying around...





I think I made it in response to some discussion where we asked what the other Councilors thought of the turian Councilor.

[Ashira Shepard]

XD made me snicker. "Ah yes, honorable turians in power" =P

[Nightwriter]

But the captions are supposed to go under the pictures, right?




Thane is told in a BioWare meeting that he has officially become too sexy to die.

[Ashira Shepard]

HA! XD Nice.



Yes, the writing goes under the pictures, but you can put it on the picture if you prefer. Depends how long or short you make it. Longer "scenes" made up with captions, it would be better to write it under the image. Shorter things like the first image you posted, can go on the image.



But its all up to you ^^

[Ashira Shepard]

*ahem* Releasing another of my ready made ones before I go to sleep.





Samara: Quick! Shove the renegade out!

Shepard: What!?

Mordin: Probability of death with your leadership high; apologies Shepard. [shoves]

[Ashira Shepard]

Morning! And showing exactly how old I am... (17, but still...)


Shepard: Oh sweet jesus...Thane, cover your mouth and nose!
Thane: Shepard - what are you talking about? We don't have the time to-OH HOLY SPIRITS! HURK! [stumbles and falls over choking]


Shepard: Damnit, man, I warned you!
Thane: [O.S] My lungs...my nose...they burn...

Yes, bumping my own thread, boo-hoo, at least I'm staying on topic =P Waiting for people to join in.

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 18 juin 2010 - 01:18 .

[Alexein]

Fine, i'll play your game.

[kregano]

Ghiana Parasini learned the hard way that getting on Shepard's bad side wasn't a good thing.

[JRCHOharry]

It happens when you get older

[EricHVela]

If that's what I had wanted, I would be smiling. Do I look like I'm smiling to you?

[bthillman]

JRCHOharry wrote...

It happens when you get older

LOL!  That is disgusting, and I'm ashamed to say I laughed at that for a straight minute.  Well done!

[Ashira Shepard]

Yay! Thanks guys


Shepard: [thoughtful] Commander's Log, entry 378; so far the mission is going well, although the crew seems to worry about my OCD over these journals...I don't really see the problem, they think I'm crazy but-


Miranda: Shepard! Now? Seriously!?
Mordin: Surprised we have lived this long...
Samara: And I was tempted by that...?

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 18 juin 2010 - 07:18 .

[JRCHOharry]

"You don't have authorization to do that Shepard!" Miranda said jealously, and with an empty stomach.


You always come up with fun games Ashira :happy:

Modifié par JRCHOharry, 18 juin 2010 - 07:55 .

[JackhammerGR]

i hope that you dont mind that im using some of yours ahira ok?



(Shepards thoughts)*Pretend to be  happy for the time, yes. Now, should shoot him?no too fast with no much pain. Break his legs? Maybe....A-HA! I will shoot his legs with a shotgun and the toss him out of the airlock. Or should I wait to get Zaeed and use the garbage compactor?Ugh! How should I even the score?*

[Nightwriter]

Modifié par Nightwriter, 07 juillet 2010 - 02:39 .

[Ashira Shepard]

Due to the (daily cerberus) News that they - of the in-game ME galaxy - are going to make a movie about what happened on Akuze, I felt the need to just...





Shepard: *sigh* Might as well go through with this, how bad can the movie be?



-- in cinema --





Shepard: [muttering] What the hell? It wasn't a man leading that unit!

~ten minutes later~

Shepard: And there wasn't a love interest found on the mission...!

~fifteen minutes later~

FemaleActor:[O.S] I can't believe we survived!

"Commander":[O.S] Yes, I know; now come here...

FemaleActor:[O.S] Oh Commander!



-- A few days later --





Samara: Shepard...what are we doing here? Why is Garrus ready for sniping?

Shepard: I just wanted to meet the production team...

[/quote]



p.s; Thanks for taking part guys XD

[7Makaveli]

Shepard: Samara...see that Collector over there on the left? Leave him for me I got him

Samara: But I have plain sight, and you kinda have your back turned over...

Shepard: *shoots from behind* hehehe piece o' cake lady, don't you know not to underestimate me? I can shoot without looking

Samara: <_<...*closes eyes and shoots everyone in sight*

Shepard: ....wha? Oh yeah! *pulls out cain and charges*

Samara: No need Shepard everyones already dea-

Shepard: *shoots* BOOOOM! ahahahha

Samara: What was the point in that? there wasn't even any finesse

Shepard: [mockingly] nanananana, I got the bestest weapon!

Samara: goes well with your ego <_<

[Ashira Shepard]

Yay! Moar!

[7Makaveli]

Shepard: *feeling mischievous* Joker....I'm afraid I'm pregnant

Joker: WHAT THE FLYING FUUU-

Shepard: I know, I didn't see it coming, and I'm having trouble identifying the father, I need your help

Joker: OK, lets' not panic, is it...JACOB? I know he thinks the world of you :3

Shepard: No.

Joker: Oh please dont...Zaeed?

Shepard: No!

Joker: umm...ok...uhh...well...I mean other than that, did you knock boots with an alien Shepard? I mean I've seen some stuff on the extranet

Shepard: Don't judge me! Just make your best guess

Joker: oh God...Thane? I gotta say in the most manly way, he's kinda good lookin' for a drell

Shepard: I don't think so

Joker: Oh god...ok umm...Mordin. That's like some Michael Douglas with Catherine Zeta Jones type stuff...hehe remember that?

Shepard: No, can't be him

Joker: Ook..I know its not Grunt, cause lets face it....its not Grunt...so....wait...damn Samara gave in huh?

Shepard:

Joker: Shepard?

Shepard: Uh, no not her...

Joker: wow...ok...uhm...oh my god....did I...did we ever? I know I got drunk that one time while you were around...

Shepard: NO! hehehe

Joker: FUUU- who is it? I'm done. WHO COULD IT BE?!

Shepard: Its a joke...PSYCHE! *walks away*

Joker: Oooooh.... *faints*

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 30 juin 2010 - 08:39 .

[7Makaveli]

Samara: Shepard! Can you here me out there?

Shepard: [muffled] Whoa...I think I'm under some VI spell, I need you out here, Kasumi HACK THE DOOR!

Kasumi: I can't I tried its too good

Shepard: Samara, HACK THE DOOR!

Samara: I don't have an axe!

Shepard: My god, ladies, I expected better. Next time Kasumi you bring your hacking A game, and Samara I'll find you an axe ok

Kasumi: Yess'm

Samara: I was joking, it was a play on words, can't believe you would expect me to hack this VI if Kasumi can't <_<

Shepard: What? That joke makes no sense, and this is not the time to be joking! Your commander is in deep trouble. Sit in the corner and think about that k?

Kasumi: Yess'm

Samara: I'd rather meditate. I'll come find you when this is all over. Clearly we're not supposed to do this mission together.

Shepard: No! I'll think of something...*proceeds onwards* now where is that axe Samara was talking about?