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[JRCHOharry]

[thetruefreemo]

MessyPossum wrote...

I lolled a lot at this. 

[7Makaveli]

Shepard: Samara, is there something in my hair?

Samara: [intimidated by strange black stringy looking things] Uh, No

Shepard: You're not looking closely! Put your hand through and see if you feel something, I know there's something!

Samara: ...*gently brushes*

Shepard: ooOooH you're tickling stop it

Samara: You just asked me to- oh nevermind, there was nothing k?

Shepard: Oh I get it, you're jealous of my free flowing hair *twirls hair around* 

Samara: <_<...not in the the slightest, to be honest, it mildly terrifies me that you have loosely tied dead cells protruding from out of your head

Shepard: What?  Where? *rubs head* I knew there was something up there!

Samara: *snickers* 

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 01 juillet 2010 - 09:54 .

[7Makaveli]

Ladies and their jewelry.. .XD

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 01 juillet 2010 - 10:10 .

[7Makaveli]

When Duty Calls

[ADLegend21]

Kasumi- Okay Shep play it back for me.
Shepard-*activates omnitool* "A Heavy risk....but the priiiiize"
Kasumi-That Jacob....mmmmmmmm. Maybe I should "steal" you so he has to come get "the priiiize" from me.

[7Makaveli]

^ good one







:3

[Ashira Shepard]

Nice one Legend XD



And yay! More from Makaveli I love you man! *hugs*

[7Makaveli]

[7Makaveli]

[ADLegend21]

Zaeed- so then we have to flip the switch, triggering the trap we've laid for Vido. Understand Shepard?

Shepard-.............

Zaeed- Shepard, did you hear a word I said.

Samara-Sheaprd are you alright?

Shepard-*puts on Aviator glasses* Dat Ass!

[ADLegend21]

bump/

[Annie_Dear]

Nightwriter wrote...

But the captions are supposed to go under the pictures, right?




Thane is told in a BioWare meeting that he has officially become too sexy to die.

This made me laugh out loud

[TheScientist]

First attempt at doing images here and it's not even mine; hope it works and hope it's okay with you, Ashira. :innocent:

Joker realized it was time someone on the Normandy endorsed a positive message

"JUST SAY NO"
...to drinking, smoking, hallucinogens,
Drell-licking, assassination, filicide, slavery, kidnapping, extortion, unethical experiments, torture, thievery, racism, genocide, and “completely unmotivated random killing”*

*Tim Curry's character McHale's Navy

Modifié par TheScientist, 07 juillet 2010 - 05:05 .

[CroGamer002]

I know it's ME1 but I didn't felt like to take screenshot.

[ADLegend21]

Jack-No way!
Shepard- We had a bet Jack and you lost
Jack-you cheated Shepard!
Shepard-Jack, do it or get a bullet to the knee.
Jack-fine.... I'm a little tea pot short and stout.... here is my handle here is my spout..
Jacob-

Miranda- Make her do it again Shepard.
Shepard- now that wasn't so hard

Modifié par ADLegend21, 08 juillet 2010 - 04:18 .

[CroGamer002]

Modifié par Mesina2, 08 juillet 2010 - 09:14 .

[Ashira Shepard]

Guys. I do believe I love you XD

@TheScientist

I put my gallery up there for a reason : )

If anyone else has a gallery of ME1 or ME2 screenshots that they'd be willing to allow others to use, please post the link and I'll add it :3

*ahem* By Makaveli->



Shepard: Samara! You know what I just figured out?

Samara: What?

Shepard: What indocrination means ../../../images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png

Samara: Oh I see....*cue paragon stare* .....*__*

Shepard: And, and, the Reapers have indocrinated the Collectors to do their bidding! ../../../images/forum/emoticons/w00t.png

Samara: Oh my, we have to stop them....*___*

Shepard: Right, you know, I can't imagine how awful it must be for people to mindlessly go around doing things others tell them to

Samara: ../../../images/forum/emoticons/unsure.png..........but, its not all bad if its the right thing..right?.......*____*

Shepard: Hmm...I guess not

Samara: Good, little one, you're doing  good....*strokes Shepard's hair*..... *_____*

Shepard: Thank you master....0__0



Shepard: Alright everybody get your masks on! Don't want anybody catchin' the heebee jeebees cause they swallowed some Collector breath. Huh! ../../../images/forum/emoticons/surprised.png Samara what are you... Mordin look!

Samara: Shepard! How many times have I told you not to stare at my neckline?!?

Shepard: But but, your chest is exposed to nasty Collector atmosphere! You're gonna be poisoned OH NOOO ../../../images/forum/emoticons/crying.png

Mordin:Never approved of such outfit in regular combat. Much worse in unknown atmospheres. Fatal even.

Samara: Oh relax. I have a thin biotic  field around me at all times, no "atmosphere" is touching my skin ../../../images/forum/emoticons/angry.png

Shepard: That sounds made up, she's in denial already! Quick Mordin let's bag her up and get her on the ship!

Mordin: Emm, no, touching annoyed Justicar not in plans. Safety first.

Shepard: *bustles over to Samara* Samara hold still!

Samara: Shepard, I think you need to calm down, I don't think your mask is properly shut!

Shepard: oooh...*faints in Samara's arms*

Samara: Look who caught the "heebee jeebees" now ../../../images/forum/emoticons/joyful.png

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 08 juillet 2010 - 09:51 .

[Nightwriter]

[CroGamer002]

[Nightwriter]

Aw, text is too small, Mesina! You need to make the text, like, giant and bold, so we can read it.

[CroGamer002]

Nightwriter wrote...

Aw, text is too small, Mesina! You need to make the text, like, giant and bold, so we can read it.

Just click picture if you can't read it.
Picture is much bigger.

[Nightwriter]

Lol. Who's saying "Ain't we Legion"? Is that Jacob?

[JRCHOharry]

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