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[Falcon084]

Crunchyinmilk wrote...

FTW!

[oldharryold]

kasumi: [offscreen] "Chakwas? Really, shep? Here? In front of God and everybody?"

shepherd: "Hey, what happens on the collector base stays on the collector base!"

[oldharryold]

shep: [slurs] "Damn it! That contact lens has gotta be here somewheres ..."
zaeed: [chuckles] "There it is! Stuck to the floor by your left thumb."
shep: "Good eye zaeed!" [Picks it up and washes it with spit]
miri: "Shepherd! You're not seriously gonna ... ewwwwww!"
turian: [mutters] "Damn humans! Cant even take a leak around here anymore."

Modifié par oldharryold, 08 septembre 2010 - 06:05 .

[oldharryold]

Hopefully this one is not too crude for this forum



shepherd: [furious] "Put your hand on my ass again & I'm gonna make you eat it ... your hand, not my ass ..."

[oldharryold]

tankborn: "Damn, human. You're squishy in all the right places!"
shepherd: "Damn straight."

[oldharryold]

zaeed: [thinking] "Right you lot, what's it gonna be ... fight ... no, kiss ... no no, fight then kiss ... no no, .... oh man, my codpiece is totally snugging up right now ..."

[oldharryold]

shep: "Didya get enough starch in that collar there, big guy?"
thane: "Wha-?"

[CroGamer002]

I know this is just me coping dialogue from game but I really love my canon Shep Paragon dialogue line.

[CroGamer002]

Taking on Shadow Broker





Then realizing how big he is.





Sorry Legion!





Screw Phalanx, Geth Pulse Rifle, M-96 Widow and M-920 Cain! I HAVE FISTS!





SHEPARD PUNCH!





Didn't went as I planned.





ROUND 2. FIGHT!





YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!





Didn't work out again but thankfully Liara soften my fall.





And Liara has a plan.





Third's a charm.





SIKE!





And now Liara is the Shadow Broker.





Sorry Liara but I promised Tali her homeworld.

[Ashira Shepard]

I like the recent captioning in here guys, its awesome ^^ Here's something I made for the Samara thread, thought it fit in here =P

[CroGamer002]

lol

[Crunchyinmilk]

[Ashira Shepard]

Hmm lets see, we have rocket-pops or bullet flavoured tic-tacs...

[Merlin 47]

Crunchyinmilk wrote...

You win.....lol......this is AWESOME!

[BTG_01]

Shepard: The Kuwashii Visor also doesn't cause brain damage, blindness, or short term memory loss, unlike those cheap C-sec eye pieces you may have heard about on the news.

Garrus: I don't remember hearing about that...

Modifié par BTG_01, 16 septembre 2010 - 11:19 .

[ADLegend21]

BTG_01 wrote...



Shepard: The Kuwashii Visor also doesn't cause brain damage, blindness, or short term memory loss, unlike those cheap C-sec eye pieces you may have heard about on the news.

Garrus: I don't remember hearing about that...

win!

[Crunchyinmilk]

[Vhira]

Crunchyinmilk wrote...

Miranda: I've cleared the vents.  I'll be there in five minutes.

or...

Shepard:  You seem angry Jack.  Perhaps you need a place to... *sunglasses* vent your frustrations. YEAAHHH!

Modifié par Vhira, 17 septembre 2010 - 01:33 .

[CroGamer002]

[7Makaveli]

[CroGamer002]

^AWESOME!

[Ashira Shepard]

O-M-G! There was a post in here? We need more caption making...



Remember there's a ME screenshot gallery on the first post peeps







Best I could do for now.

[oldharryold]

Here's one from ME1 that's a simpsons ripoff





Shiala: "I came out its mouth, right? ... Cause I already took one shower today."

Modifié par oldharryold, 15 novembre 2010 - 05:35 .

[FenixFire]

Tankborn: You.. you have those funny bumps like those blue fleshy things...
Shepard: *disturbed* Yep, definitely a week old...

[Ashira Shepard]

*ahem*





Also, time for some Valentine's Day captions.

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 11 février 2011 - 02:22 .