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[Dhraiauvessillus]

Put things that Dragon Age Origins, characters would never say.

All DLC also, obviously.

Nothing obscene or distasteful.

Keep it funny.

Virgils Keep

Genlock Archer in Virgils Keep.
Oh look a kitten, can I keep it?

Hurlock Alpha
It depends, are you going to eat it?

Genlock Archer

NO. I want to keep it as a pet.

Hurlock Alpha
Then we dont have space for it.

Genlock Archer
But it's so cute.......

Hurlock Alpha
I know but you can't keep it sorry.......
You know what it's like, on the road all the time.

Genlock Archer.
Aww, I know.

Darkspawn Chronicles

While raiding Denerim

Hurlock Alpha, looks round burning Denerim.
Looks at inventory.
Hmm, is'nt there a good shop around here, I need to trade some stuff......

Wynne
Pass the beer Im going to outdrink Oghren.

Modifié par Dhraiauvessillus, 20 juin 2010 - 12:03 .

[Elhanan]

Alistair - 'Tis only a flesh wound....

Morrigan - Happy Mother's Day!

Wynne - No opinion....

Sten - Don't worry; be happy....

Dog - Meow!

Lil - You have that dress in a drab brown?

Shale - You look like you need a hug....

Zev - I have a headache....

Oghren - just water; no lemon....

[Avilia]

Riordan - Wait! Before you head off to the Landsmeet I have something I must tell you!



(Sorry couldn't resist)

[Elhanan]

Anora - perhaps I was wrong....

Loghain - maybe we should consider the consequences first.....

Howe - Isn't that nug just adorable!

Ser Cauthrian - I am so glad we had this time to talk....

Broodmother - *burp* Excuse me!

[Last Darkness]

Broodmother - Do you like Naruto?



Loghaine - After he calls for the troops to retreat and screams at his army "VAE VICTUS !"

[Dhraiauvessillus]

Wynne.

Does a particulerly rich deal over a more altruistic option.

Nice deal you made there. Anything for the money.

To Zevran and PC.

I am so glad you are together.

To PC.

About you and Zevran.

Yes.......

He is so hot, you are so lucky.





In a battle.

Hurlock Alpha.

Stops mid battle and says.

Where did you get that armour, it is so fine.

Err, from Wade, it's Dragon Scale.

Shriek passing by.
Oh him, his armour is so fine.

Genlock.
I love his fine emblazened dragonbone armour.

Err, we going to fight.......

Darkspawn talking about armour.

Turns, and says.

Oh we so should go shopping together, compare styles.

o_o

Modifié par Dhraiauvessillus, 21 juin 2010 - 12:52 .

[Yrkoon]

Sandal:  If you have the desire, I  can enchant your weapon.  Simply hand it over, along with the rune you'd like placed on it, and I'll get to work on it as soon as I'm free.  If you'd like to wait, please peruse my father's fine wares.

Morrigan -  Maker help me.    Oh!  btw, while you were off  killing my mother, I went to visit the Circle.  Good news: The first enchanter has accepted me for study!    This is so exciting!    I'm one step closer to fulfilling my life long dream of becoming a tranquil.

Alistair-- Duncan was a complete ass, why in the world would you insult me by giving me his shield? 
(Alistair disapproves  -10)

PC--  If I could take this moment to  talk for a while... thanks.

Modifié par Yrkoon, 21 juin 2010 - 03:19 .

[Giggles_Manically]

Sten: Maybe there is more to life, than cookies and the Qun.

[Corker]

*lines up Companions by current or former sex*
*shifts personalities over one*

Sten: Duty? (hic) An empty shell, when one is filled with shame.  (hic) I fill myself with drink, instead.

Oghren: It... breaks my heart to say it, but we mustn't give Branka the Anvil!  It isn't right!

Alistair: Grey Warden stamina, templar discipline... aren't you the least bit curious, my dear?

Zevran: No, that would not be appropriate, I fear.

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Morrigan: Oh, Denerim!  The city, tis most wondrous!  Let us go to the market, and I shall replace these filthy rags with more fitting garb!

Leiliana: What did you say to me?  Go ahead, start running... (draws bow)  You'll just die tired.

Shale: You know, I really do feel that I learned quite a lot, watching all those villagers go about their days.  There is wisdom in that simple life.  Let me tell you all about it...

Wynne: They were weak fools, to allow the demons to overtake them.  Kill everyone in the Harrowing chamber to be sure the problem is permanently solved.

Modifié par Corker, 21 juin 2010 - 03:56 .

[old book]

Dog - We Mbari have long had the secret of speech. We simply refrain. I, however, am making an exception in your case. Now, kill the Swamp Witch in my name.



Lel - I'm sick of all this running around and fighting. Lets just take the cash and head for Orlais. I want a farm and six kids.



Mori - Oooh! What a cute puppy! Give it a treat!



Al - Stop bossing me around! I said we should go to the Pearl, and we're going to the Pearl!



Zev - I've been thinking it over, and Lel has a point. I'm going to become a Chanter.



Wynne - *BURP* *BRAAAP* Ha ha ha ha! Oh, wait, here comes a stinky one!



Og - No thanks, I've been sober for almost a year. I'm on Step Nine.

[old book]

Sten - Funny, that! I've always been more comfortable in a dress! Woof!

[Elhanan]

Morrigan - Do you think this dress is too revealing?

Lil- I so adore these Ferelden boots!

Sten - Please be seated, this explanation may take a while....

Shale - As you wish....

Zev - Do you think that dress is too revealing?

[wwwwowwww]

Morrigan - 'I'm sorry, your right'



Lil - 'Screw you maker, I do it myself!'



Sten - 'My this is lovely weather we are having isn't it'



Shale - 'I gotta poop'



Zev - 'No I won't sleep with you'



Al - 'I'm the man, do what I say woman!'



Lo - 'I love the Orlesians, we should go give them a big hug'

[Elhanan]

Alistair - Frankly my dear, I do not give a resevoir!

Loghain - Please pass the crepes....

Oghren - When!

[Dhraiauvessillus]

Bioshock meets Dragon Age origins

A male mesenger is asked to deliver a package to The Pearl for the first time.

He asks the ferryman, To The Pearl please.

Ok.

Gets there.

This does'nt look like the Pearl.......It does'nt look like Fereldan.......

Is that a whale......

Goes in.

SImon Wales swings by, Welcome to the Pink Pearl!

Meets a splicer prostitute.

Want some fun.......

Aaggggghhhhh.......

Dodges Spider Splicer hook.

Eek!

Looks round.
This building makes no sense.......

Sees insane gibbering splicers advancing.......

Runs out.

They said it was a pleasant place! With a bar!

Ferryman
You meant the Pink Pearl right?

No, the Pearl!

I did wonder why you would want to come to this hellhole.

Runs onto the boat and pays the ferryman to drive away fast.

Comes back to the base.

I am never going to deliver anything to a brothel again!

But The Pearls not that bad.

Never again, it's too terrifying, the tumours, and the deformities, the faces coming off.......

Boss.......

Male Thuggish Splicer gets sent to The Pearl.

Wow, no tumours or flaws or anything.......

The Pink Pearls changed......

Goes up to a prostitute.

Hii......

Aaaghhhhhh.......

I'm going straight!!!!!!!

Dwarven prostitute.

Euuugghhhh, have the darkspawn invaded.......



MTS gets thrown out by terrified residents.

Gets sent back to The Pink Pearl at halberd point.

Guards run away horrified.

MTS Damn.

Wanders into the Pink Pearl.

looks round.

This building makes no sense.......

Modifié par Dhraiauvessillus, 01 février 2011 - 10:57 .

[USArmyParatrooper]

Elhanan wrote...

Alistair - 'Tis only a flesh wound....
Morrigan - Happy Mother's Day!
Wynne - No opinion....
Sten - Don't worry; be happy....
Dog - Meow!
Lil - You have that dress in a drab brown?
Shale - You look like you need a hug....
Zev - I have a headache....
Oghren - just water; no lemon....

Epic!

[Shinobu]

Sten: Pull my finger.
Alistair: Have I told you that sparing Loghain was the best decision you've ever made? Yes? Well, let me tell you again!
Wynne: I say "screw duty!" You two should run off to Orlais and live in sin!
Morrigan: OMG, a kitten! It's soooo cuuute! We have to save it!
Leliana: You know, boots really *are* more practical -- and talk about comfy!
Oghren: After some painful introspection, I'm convinced my relationship with Branka was a classic case of codependency.
Zevran: Sorry, not tonight -- I was planning on spending some quality time writing in my journal.
Dog: (blessed silence)

Modifié par Shinobu, 02 février 2011 - 06:29 .

[Shinobu]

Yrkoon wrote...

Sandal:  If you have the desire, I  can enchant your weapon.  Simply hand it over, along with the rune you'd like placed on it, and I'll get to work on it as soon as I'm free.  If you'd like to wait, please peruse my father's fine wares.

Love this!

Avilia wrote...

Riordan - Wait! Before you head off to the Landsmeet I have something I must tell you!

And this!

Corker wrote...

*lines up Companions by current or former sex*
*shifts personalities over one*

Sten: Duty? (hic) An empty shell, when one is filled with shame.  (hic) I fill myself with drink, instead.

Oghren: It... breaks my heart to say it, but we mustn't give Branka the Anvil!  It isn't right!

Alistair: Grey Warden stamina, templar discipline... aren't you the least bit curious, my dear?

Zevran: No, that would not be appropriate, I fear.

Witty and in character! Kudos.

Modifié par Shinobu, 02 février 2011 - 06:28 .