You remember those 'bioware shoves x and y' threads in the old forums.
You know you're a hardcore Bioware fan when...
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Posté 23 juin 2010 - 11:36
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You know you're a hardcore Bioware fan when you start carving images of Wrex and Morrigan into your flesh with a razor blade and then jump into a tub full of rubbing alcohol so you can suffer for their sins.
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Posté 23 juin 2010 - 11:40
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Busomjack wrote...
You know you're a hardcore Bioware fan when you start carving images of Wrex and Morrigan into your flesh with a razor blade and then jump into a tub full of rubbing alcohol so you can suffer for their sins.
Are you tryin' to tell us something Kevin?
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Posté 23 juin 2010 - 11:53
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Ghost Lightning wrote...
Busomjack wrote...
You know you're a hardcore Bioware fan when you start carving images of Wrex and Morrigan into your flesh with a razor blade and then jump into a tub full of rubbing alcohol so you can suffer for their sins.
Are you tryin' to tell us something Kevin?
Nah, that is just conjecture based on the behaviour of game fanatics I have conversed with in the past. I remember during the time I played World Of Warcraft ( which I like to think of as the Dark Ages of my gaming life) I heard people say they got tattoos of their character. Since Tattooing is essentially body mutillation it's not too hard to fathom the scenario I posted above.
As for what makes me a Bioware fan? Other than playing an loving all of their games I do plan to run in the Louisville marathon this upcoming October wearing a Bioware shirt. I was going to wear it in the Kentucky Derby half marathon I ran earlier this year but the shirt didn't arrive in time.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 12:42
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When facing a moral dilema you expect a paragon/ renegade icon to appear.
You speak only in mass effect quotes.
You have a giant picture of Chris Priestly framed on the ceiling over your bed.
You speak only in mass effect quotes.
You have a giant picture of Chris Priestly framed on the ceiling over your bed.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 12:44
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You perform renegade interrupts in everyday conversation
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 01:54
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When you use the acronym LI to refer to a real life person.
When you find yourself constructing a santeria shrine for Woo.
When you cut the grass in your front lawn and find a car.
When you threaten to release anthrax because of a delayed DLC.
When you find yourself constructing a santeria shrine for Woo.
When you cut the grass in your front lawn and find a car.
When you threaten to release anthrax because of a delayed DLC.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 02:09
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Forever brillant!MessyPossum wrote...
When you use the acronym LI to refer to a real life person.
When you threaten to release anthrax because of a delayed DLC.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 02:22
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When you go to the pharmacy looking to buy health poultices....
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 02:23
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You ask for element zero at the hardware store.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 02:24
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When you only travel in groups of three
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 02:49
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When you yell out F5 before making an important quick decision.
When you're about to die you know you can make a friend use taunt and run away.
When you purchase lithographs.
When given the choice between keeping your gonads and getting a job a Bioware, you chose to deliver coffee.
When you're about to die you know you can make a friend use taunt and run away.
When you purchase lithographs.
When given the choice between keeping your gonads and getting a job a Bioware, you chose to deliver coffee.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 07:18
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You keep your Cerberus Network card in your wallet.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 07:23
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When your only american football game you've ever watched was with Chris Priestly and dlarke. On live steam.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 07:24
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When you compare everything with Bioware Standards
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 08:35
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When you have a wall of bioware posters and related merchandise. Own every bioware game. Have several tshirts of bioware. Wonder why not every game is as good as a bioware game.... erm do I need to go on?
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 11:00
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When you try to drive your Jetta straight up vertical inclines...
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 01:04
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When given the opportunity to be able to know the answer to one question by God you ask how does Tali look like under her helmet?
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 01:16
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You spend your day on Bioware's forums 
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 04:19
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You spend your day on Bioware's forums
When you find yourself creating threads for the express purpose of sexually gratifying your NPC in the next installment.
When you post here as much as I do.
When you cry yourself to sleep in shame for not admitting it's an addiction.
When you find yourself ambushed at a "party" but it's really an intervention for you.
When you refuse to speak to your family for a whole month afterwards...
When you hit the space bar you expect time to pause.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 04:30
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You are afraid that if you perform bad deeds in real life the moderators will ban you.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 05:19
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You go up to random people and try to solve there problems.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 05:25
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You hold down tab (the key is use for powers in ME2) and expects a menu to pop up in Men of War where you can change the ammo for your tank. Instead you fire a high-explosive round that does no damage to the tank and the enemy tank blows your tank up with a shot at the engine. The riflemen taking cover at your tank also die in the explosion and that makes you lose the game that you were 2 mins away from winning..........True story.
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Posté 24 juin 2010 - 05:26
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When you name your pet hamster Boo.
When you play other RPGs and always wish they were made by Bioware.
When you call a promotion leveling up.
When you play other RPGs and always wish they were made by Bioware.
When you call a promotion leveling up.
