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[Andaius20]

That brings up a good point, the two returning ME 1 characters that made it into the romance scene have similar personality quirks that make them lovable. Tali is also nervous and shy when it comes to "feelings". But are forceful and assertive in other areas they they are good in.

[XxKarivexX]

Mr Heatsink wrote...
Also I'm not sure if we talked about this but do you think Turians cry?

Personally, I don't think they cry like humans do but I like to think they have a way of letting out emotions in a similar way (or they would all end up with serious problems like Sidonis right? )

[Xsause]

Sorry, but it's my duty to do this.

Collider wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Collider - you've been around long enough to know EXACTLY what us fangirls are thinking whenever Garrus opens his mouth to speak....

I know, it's just funny hearing the line after browsing this thread
But it's just guy love

GUY LOVE - THE GARRUS/SHEPLOO VERSION (MILDLY NSFW)



SHEPLOO:    Let's face the facts about me and you
                        Bromance unspecified
                        Though I'm proud to call you "my GarrBear",
                        Mordin will always talk and stare


GARRUS:       I feel exactly those feelings, too
                        And that's why I keep them inside
                        'Cause this GarrBear can't bear Cerberus'  disdain
                        And sometimes, it's easier to calibrate
                        Than explain our

BOTH:             Bromance,
                         That's all it is,
                         Bromance,
                         He's mine, I'm his,
                         There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

GARRUS:        You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

SHEPLOO:      And DAT VOICE tenderly replies...

GARRUS:         "Can it wait for a bit?"

BOTH:               "I'm in the middle of some calibratioooooooooooons..."

GARRUS:          We're closer than the average man and mate,

SHEPLOO:        That's why our matching visors say Garrus and Sheppie,

GARRUS:            You know I'll be "there when you need me" for the rest of my life,

SHEPLOO:          You're the only man who's ever shot his load into me!

GARRUS:             Whoa! I just shot you with a sniper rifle on accident!

SHEPLOO:          There's no need to clarify,

GARRUS:             Oh no?

SHEPLOO:           Just snipe more and more mercs each day
                               It's like I'm romancing my best friend

GARRUS:             But in a totally manly way!

BOTH:                  Let's go!
                             It's bromance,
                             Don't compromise,
                             The feeling of some turian/human guy
                             Holding up your heart into the sky,

SHEPLOO:         I'm just here to get your loyalty

GARRUS:           But in my fangirls' eyes...

BOTH:                 It's bromance,
                             Between two guys

GARRUS:            And when I say,
                             "If I wanted to do more than take your shields down, I'd have done it."
                             It's not what it implies...

BOTH:                  It's bromance!
                              Between
                              Two
                              Guys....  


*GARRUS tries to hold SHEPLOO's hands*

SHEPLOO:           No hands.   


                      

Modifié par Xsause, 17 juillet 2010 - 02:32 .

[Giggles_Manically]

Xsause you wins the interwebs once again.

[Collider]

That was several degrees of amazing. I literally laughed out loud several times

Modifié par Collider, 17 juillet 2010 - 12:38 .

[Sialater]

Damn, we missed you, Xsause. That's gold right there.

[J4N3_M3]

this is not just amazing, this is super awesomeness on every level possible! You have to blog this so it will NEVER get lost or be forgotten!
PS: I am a huge fan of Scrubs, Perry Cox is my icon! I adore him and I often find myself narrating my own life JD style including the day dreams. Now Sheploo and Garrus are taking this to a whole new level. Thank you thank you thank you! I will have to photoshop (or more like gimp) a matching picture just for this new bromance anthem!

Modifié par J4N3_M3, 17 juillet 2010 - 12:46 .

[Chimervera]

Xsause, I'm adding that to the OP!

[J4N3_M3]

Chimervera wrote...

Xsause, I'm adding that to the OP!

please do! 

[sapphyreelf]

XSause, that was hysterical!

[lovgreno]

And Xsauce delivers awesomeness yet again! You are now one of my favourite persons on the net Xsauce.

[Mr Heatsink]

I don't know what to make of that. But it's funny all the same.

[Bugsie]

Xsause produces champagne comedy yet again. 

[Christmas Ape]

Man, keeping up with this thread is a daily activity, huh? I think I've missed 40 pages during my weekend. Besides the obvious gold on this page and that seriously smokin' B&W image a bit back, did I miss anything awesome?

[Andaius20]

nicely done! *dies from too much lol*

[ciaweth]

I'm gonna have the Garrus/Sheploo version of "Guy Love" stuck in my head all day. I hope you're happy.

[J4N3_M3]

HA! I just started a renegade playthrough and all I got from Kelly regarding Garrus was a dry "true" xD no you would make a great couple.....dawwwww....I think I hurt her feelings. Guess she won't feed my fish on this pt *rofls*

had to capture it guess you guys will get a lot of Garrus videos from this PT

Modifié par J4N3_M3, 17 juillet 2010 - 06:06 .

[Pacifien]

ciaweth wrote...
I'm gonna have the Garrus/Sheploo version of "Guy Love" stuck in my head all day. I hope you're happy.

What you need is to experience the double rainbow. All the way.

Just do a search on Youtube. You can't miss it.

[ciaweth]

Pacifien wrote...

ciaweth wrote...
I'm gonna have the Garrus/Sheploo version of "Guy Love" stuck in my head all day. I hope you're happy.

What you need is to experience the double rainbow. All the way.

Just do a search on Youtube. You can't miss it.

Already gone there and seen that.  It was quite the experience.  "What does it MEAN?"

[Xsause]

Double rainbow?

It's so intense!

Modifié par Xsause, 17 juillet 2010 - 07:38 .

[Neria Rose]

Xsause wrote...

Double rainbow?

It's so intense!

Doublelicious in my car! Bacon Chalupa.. what does it mean?!

[J4N3_M3]

have you ever seen the original video? it's too hilarious.....never knew they had made a song out of it hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[silentstephi]

Woooo Xsause is back! :3



/gets dragged back to her werewolf game

Noooo Garrusssss.... /cry

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

lmao....oh god mel gibson is bat**** insane

[Xsause]

Modifié par Xsause, 17 juillet 2010 - 09:01 .