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[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

oh my god......

[Reptilian Rob]

Xsause wrote...

Sorry, but it's my duty to do this.

Collider wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Collider - you've been around long enough to know EXACTLY what us fangirls are thinking whenever Garrus opens his mouth to speak....

I know, it's just funny hearing the line after browsing this thread
But it's just guy love

GUY LOVE - THE GARRUS/SHEPLOO VERSION (MILDLY NSFW)



SHEPLOO:    Let's face the facts about me and you
                        Bromance unspecified
                        Though I'm proud to call you "my GarrBear",
                        Mordin will always talk and stare


GARRUS:       I feel exactly those feelings, too
                        And that's why I keep them inside
                        'Cause this GarrBear can't bear Cerberus'  disdain
                        And sometimes, it's easier to calibrate
                        Than explain our

BOTH:             Bromance,
                         That's all it is,
                         Bromance,
                         He's mine, I'm his,
                         There's nothing gay about it in our eyes

GARRUS:        You ask me 'bout this thing we share,

SHEPLOO:      And DAT VOICE tenderly replies...

GARRUS:         "Can it wait for a bit?"

BOTH:               "I'm in the middle of some calibratioooooooooooons..."

GARRUS:          We're closer than the average man and mate,

SHEPLOO:        That's why our matching visors say Garrus and Sheppie,

GARRUS:            You know I'll be "there when you need me" for the rest of my life,

SHEPLOO:          You're the only man who's ever shot his load into me!

GARRUS:             Whoa! I just shot you with a sniper rifle on accident!

SHEPLOO:          There's no need to clarify,

GARRUS:             Oh no?

SHEPLOO:           Just snipe more and more mercs each day
                               It's like I'm romancing my best friend

GARRUS:             But in a totally manly way!

BOTH:                  Let's go!
                             It's bromance,
                             Don't compromise,
                             The feeling of some turian/human guy
                             Holding up your heart into the sky,

SHEPLOO:         I'm just here to get your loyalty

GARRUS:           But in my fangirls' eyes...

BOTH:                 It's bromance,
                             Between two guys

GARRUS:            And when I say,
                             "If I wanted to do more than take your shields down, I'd have done it."
                             It's not what it implies...

BOTH:                  It's bromance!
                              Between
                              Two
                              Guys....  


*GARRUS tries to hold SHEPLOO's hands*

SHEPLOO:           No hands.   


                      

How exactly would that bromance "work"? Who would top? Who would bottom? So many questions, so little answers.

[ciaweth]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

How exactly would that bromance "work"? Who would top? Who would bottom? So many questions, so little answers.

Bromance is platonic, bro.

[lovgreno]

Platonic but no less true love. Garrus bromance for the win.

[Reptilian Rob]

ciaweth wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

How exactly would that bromance "work"? Who would top? Who would bottom? So many questions, so little answers.

Bromance is platonic, bro.

Ah, indeed. 

[Collider]

Who's on top would indeed be a question had there been same sex romances. (Link includes funny Sheploo sitting on Garrus's lap). But rest assured.
Here's also Thane impaling Sheploo with his hand as kim mentioned

Modifié par Collider, 17 juillet 2010 - 10:18 .

[Kim Shepard]

Awesome song, Xsauce.

@ Collider: Thane's hand keeps going through MaleShep. It's coming right out of his side during the cuddle scene. xD

[Kim Shepard]

Wow, Garrus' hands go right through MaleShep too...

I almost laughed out loud at this youtube vid. xD www.youtube.com/watch FemShep's head on Grunt's body. Poor Jacob - first Zombie Garrus and now this.

Edit: And one with Garrus. O_O www.youtube.com/watch

Modifié par Kim Shepard, 17 juillet 2010 - 10:42 .

[Xsause]

What about Mordin romancing Tali?

I want the Mordin mod for my MaleShep playthrough. FOR SCIENCE!

[kglaser]

Xsause wrote...

Haha, Shepard looks thoughtful, Liara looks contemplative...and Jacob looks like, "WTF??"

[Kim Shepard]

I saw that one with Tali and Mordin/Legion too. xD I wonder how it's even possible... I figured FemShep/Grunt was another character model replacement gone wrong like Zombie Garrus, but somehow two characters are in place of MaleShep. Amazing.

[kglaser]

It's incredible what people can do with that editor, isn't it? XD

[Xsause]

I really want to learn how to change Shepard's character model, even if it's just for making comics. Mordin romancing everyone on the ship while he doesn't even have a sex drive is pure crack gold.

[Collider]

He's doing it for science!

[Xsause]

Imagine what Jack's Renegade romance would be like.

[Stabby McGoodstab]

[lovgreno]

It will probably take years for me to learn to not giggle when someone says "calibrations" and it's all because of you, Clan Vakarian!

[Giggles_Manically]

Wait Turians dont sweat I thought?



Ah well Calibrations is right up there with enchantment anyway.



Garrus: Calibrations?

Shep: Yes I want some calibrations done.

Garrus: CALIBRATIONS!!!

[Sialater]

Giggles_Manically wrote...

Wait Turians dont sweat I thought?

Ah well Calibrations is right up there with enchantment anyway.

Garrus: Calibrations?
Shep: Yes I want some calibrations done.
Garrus: CALIBRATIONS!!!

Yes, they do. Sidonis claims to wake up in cold sweats over his guilt.   If they didn't, I doubt they'd use that figure of speech.

[lovgreno]

I suppose that is true. But perhaps turians sweats like dogs do? They sure have long tounge enough for it. Interesting mental image there...

[Sialater]

lovgreno wrote...

I suppose that is true. But perhaps turians sweats like dogs do? They sure have long tounge enough for it. Interesting mental image there...

Why couldn't the non-plated part of their bodies sweat?  And dogs do sweat on their skin.  They just don't have a lot of skin that's not covered by fur.  (Tummies and pads of their feet.)

[Bugsie]

A late Sunday morning for me here - and I wake up to Rainbows, not just any rainbows, ****ing awesome double rainbows. ahhhhhhhhhhh

[Giggles_Manically]

Are you saying Garrus has a soft belley to tickle Sialater? hhmmm oh nevermind me.



Sweat does work by evaporative cooling of people so it could help Turians I guess.

[lovgreno]

Good morning Buggirl, we are discussing turian sweating. Perhaps you have a scientific wiev on the topic considering your expertise?

Modifié par lovgreno, 18 juillet 2010 - 01:28 .

[Bugsie]

You know I have never thought about that, the codex never gives enough info on the biology.
If only we could do some hands on research on turian sweating.....

Good science always needs good observation, and observations that must be replicated over and over.  Sounds boring doesn't it?