Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion
#3826
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:05
Guest_Raga_*
#3827
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:08
Made me think to repost this (no Garrus here, thank goodness):
http://www.cracked.c...e_16554_p2.html
Modifié par kglaser, 21 juillet 2010 - 02:09 .
#3828
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:14
If you don;t mind Tali fics, I do recommend them. I'm sure you have folks like that in here too.
#3829
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:16
Andaius20 wrote...
Lulz Kg
Also Awesome BKness I see. Do you think he can handle the Migrant fleet and the Garrus gals at the same time?
If they show up, I guess we'll find out!
#3830
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:20
kglaser wrote...
Reading bad fanfiction can be a special joy, though, if you find the right ones. XD
Made me think to repost this (no Garrus here, thank goodness):
http://www.cracked.c...e_16554_p2.html
It makes wonders what people can think of.
If there was a Garrus/someone else mash up fanfic, I would be very disturbed...
#3831
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:25
#3832
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:29
Everyone was asking her why she was walking funny.
#3833
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:38
kglaser wrote...
Hopefully Alexine, that will ONLY ever happen if Xsause wrote it, because then it'd be done hilariously well and we would all laugh over banana cupcakes. If anyone else on earth did it, NO NO NO NO.
I know.
Man, now I have terrible Garrus slash couplings in my head now because of that screwed up article...
#3834
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:41
kglaser wrote...
Hopefully Alexine, that will ONLY ever happen if Xsause wrote it, because then it'd be done hilariously well and we would all laugh over banana cupcakes. If anyone else on earth did it, NO NO NO NO.
Insert a veetor "no no no" pic here
#3835
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:41
kglaser wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Got a somewhat interesting question I was thinking of the other day. What fanfic would you guys say does the absolute best job of describing the pre-Omega 4 relay encounter? There are so many it's impossible to wade through them all. I got my own picks but I wondered what you guys thought.
I nominate: 1) Precedent 2) Just Once 3) Night to Remember/Strange Bedfellows tie for third
An excellent list, although I'd move A Night to Remember to the front, though, as I feel it fits most naturally into the game--I can imagine all that actually happening. I love those other 3, though.
And I'd be remiss if I didn't nominate "Reward" at least for Honorable Mention. It takes a completely different approach, and it's well-written...even if it's more smut and less plot, it still qualifies.
I'm sorry, but I had to add something, as long as we are still kind of talking about ff, and smut-containing ones in particular...I would add "Always Be There"--THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS ONLY--as fitting this question even though technically Ch. 2 wasn't before the relay. Just 'cause I love what she did with those 2 chapters.
#3836
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:42
#3837
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:42
Alexine wrote...
kglaser wrote...
Hopefully Alexine, that will ONLY ever happen if Xsause wrote it, because then it'd be done hilariously well and we would all laugh over banana cupcakes. If anyone else on earth did it, NO NO NO NO.
I know.
Man, now I have terrible Garrus slash couplings in my head now because of that screwed up article...
I'm sorry
(But that article was dang funny)
#3838
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:43
Andaius20 wrote...
kglaser wrote...
Hopefully Alexine, that will ONLY ever happen if Xsause wrote it, because then it'd be done hilariously well and we would all laugh over banana cupcakes. If anyone else on earth did it, NO NO NO NO.
Insert a veetor "no no no" pic here
There's a screenshot you don't have?!?!?!?!??
/faints
#3839
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:49

Yes I don't have them all, I relay alot of several other people in the tali thread to supply shots I don't have. No one seemed to have the Veetor no no no no no pic handy.I make up for it with the above Pure win Garrus comic book cover shot. Tali thread member posted it a little bit ago.
#3840
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:49
kglaser wrote...
Alexine wrote...
kglaser wrote...
Hopefully Alexine, that will ONLY ever happen if Xsause wrote it, because then it'd be done hilariously well and we would all laugh over banana cupcakes. If anyone else on earth did it, NO NO NO NO.
I know.
Man, now I have terrible Garrus slash couplings in my head now because of that screwed up article...
I'm sorry
(But that article was dang funny)
Nah, it's okay. I kind of got used it (but not entirely D:) I still can't stomach explicit yaoi in case you want to go screaming down the hallway with a strong desire to be a loser with a L on paper attached to my forehead.
But the comments in the article were even more disturbing, yet hilarious
#3841
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:53
Here's a cute lil Garrus as an apology.

And Andaius, that comic book cover is completely tremendous.
I want Alan Moore's VI!!
#3842
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 02:56
kglaser wrote...
I didn't mean to disturb you Alexine, I thought the comments were brilliant XD
Here's a cute lil Garrus as an apology.
Aww, how cute! XD
Thankfully I have an Asian History lecture this afternoon. Hopefully by then it will be gone away.
#3843
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:04
Andaius20 wrote...
Yes I don't have them all, I relay alot of several other people in the tali thread to supply shots I don't have. No one seemed to have the Veetor no no no no no pic handy.I make up for it with the above Pure win Garrus comic book cover shot. Tali thread member posted it a little bit ago.
OMG I can't keep up with this thread, bah work - stealing my fun.
Where is this from Andaius?
As for Garrus "night before Omega 4" I can't say I have read too many of those - will have to give some of your recomendations a go kg and Raga!
I just read "Rock Steady", I’d avoided reading it because it was non-canon Jack/Thane pairing and there are some terrible non-canon pairings out there – but it just WORKS, incredibly well written piece. Hell I even think I like Jack now.
Oh can only read ME slash if its part of crack fiction – all the serious stuff reminds me too much of Star Trek Spock/Kirk pairings I read many years ago, I think I’ve grown out of that phase now.
#3844
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:06
Guest_Raga_*
kglaser wrote...
kglaser wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Got a somewhat interesting question I was thinking of the other day. What fanfic would you guys say does the absolute best job of describing the pre-Omega 4 relay encounter? There are so many it's impossible to wade through them all. I got my own picks but I wondered what you guys thought.
I nominate: 1) Precedent 2) Just Once 3) Night to Remember/Strange Bedfellows tie for third
An excellent list, although I'd move A Night to Remember to the front, though, as I feel it fits most naturally into the game--I can imagine all that actually happening. I love those other 3, though.
And I'd be remiss if I didn't nominate "Reward" at least for Honorable Mention. It takes a completely different approach, and it's well-written...even if it's more smut and less plot, it still qualifies.
I'm sorry, but I had to add something, as long as we are still kind of talking about ff, and smut-containing ones in particular...I would add "Always Be There"--THE FIRST TWO CHAPTERS ONLY--as fitting this question even though technically Ch. 2 wasn't before the relay. Just 'cause I love what she did with those 2 chapters.
I also like the pre-Omega scene from Insubordinating if you snip out all the rest of the totally OCC story around it. It happens in a few flashbacks. The rest is a bit much but the flashbacks are nice.
@Buggirl
I specifically prefer really realistic fanfiction that just fills in the gaps in the game's story. Well and off the way crazy crackfic of course written by our resident mad salarian. The other "what ifs" and weird non-canon OCC things I don't tend to care for. I've read a few that I liked but they are pretty rare.
Also bad writing bugs me so much I have been known to copy and paste a story into Word just so I can correct grammar and bad spelling and stuff like that before I do a real read and get rid of unnecessary repetition of dead-weight modifiers like "actually" "simply" "literally" and the the like. That stuff drives me NUTS. Maybe that is me bootlegging someone's fic, I dunno, but I'm crazy that way.
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 21 juillet 2010 - 03:12 .
#3845
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:08
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I also like the pre-Omega scene from Insubordinating if you snip out all the rest of the totally OCC story around it. It happens in a few flashbacks. The rest is a bit much but the flashbacks are nice.
Yes! I agree with that one. There were some nice bits to that story, and I guess maybe this makes me a bad person but I loved that one chapter (6, I believe?) where Garrus and Shepard ruthlessly interrogated that guy. Hehee, I may be going Renegade or something but I loved it.
#3846
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:15
Guest_Raga_*
Oh, I"m blind. Right on the front page.
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 21 juillet 2010 - 03:15 .
#3847
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:15
Another update for those interesting from the tali thread.
Bugstress, it's fan made art.
#3848
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:18
And at Andaius's prompting:

"I imagined you a cupcake, but I eated it."
Modifié par kglaser, 21 juillet 2010 - 03:38 .
#3849
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:19
Guest_Raga_*
Oops as well. Never fear. Here comes turian batman to save us from unnecessary posts.kglaser wrote...
oops
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 21 juillet 2010 - 03:22 .
#3850
Posté 21 juillet 2010 - 03:20
Andaius20 wrote...
Bugstress, it's fan made art.
Its friggin awesome. MMM I'm using that word a lot today.
Did someone mention Alan Moore before? An Alan Moore version of Garrus on Omega would blow this fangirl away.





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