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Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion

Débuté par Chimervera , juin 26 2010 03:45

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:43

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Agreed. The general forums are a mess. Luckily the group in my signature, though, is a better place to discuss characters on neutral ground.

I also prefer the forum in my signature to the respective thread here on BSN.

Clan V group is also great.

I actually did notice the Garrus thread does have thread memes (mountain dew, liquid sugar, calibrations, fresh snow, cupcakes, zombie Garrus, etc) though - more so than the other threads. The great thing is that they're funny and not posted ad nauseum.


Really?  The few times I've gone in the Tali thread I had absolutely no idea what was going on.  I either had to come up with something to ask or wait until somebody posted a picture until I had anything productive to add.  I'm not really arguing with you in general though because I don't have too much direct experience with other character threads.  And when I said "memes" I guess I meant we have less postings of random pictures and little mini fics, and more actual discussion.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:43

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@Masha: nah, can't be scared away too easily, although I wasn't hating Jacob, well yeah I was and still am, he's a jerk but I wasn't bashing him. Even if I was, I had all reasons to. Clan V can confirm that. I went through ALL Jacob dialogues for the Garrus romance to get the Jacob lines and that dude is really one nasty son of a bi..... I know, it's the Dev's fault but still. xD

And hey, I didn't forget cupcakes. They were included in PIES. pie is way more gutterish than cupcakes. although wait, I can go there as well. *evil laugh*

Shep *purrs*: Garrus, you can cup my cake any time you want!

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:45

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
*snip*

I agree with that. That thread can be hard to follow.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:46

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J4N3_M3 wrote...
Shep *purrs*: Garrus, you can cup my cake any time you want!


now I even have to quote myself because I'm awesome like that HA!: 

Shep *purrs*: Garrus, you can cup my cake any time you want!
Garrus: Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations!

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:46

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Hmm, turian discussion. How about this. Who are the hottest in-game turians besides Garrus?



I vote 1) Nihlus 2) Saren 3) Gavorn (yea, I'm weird) 4) some random NPCs

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:46

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

Shep *purrs*: Garrus, you can cup my cake any time you want!


HAHAHAHA...

*cough* *splutters*

Sorry, whenever I hear the word 'cake', my brain went off into the mountains (blame the ZP episode on Super Mario Galaxy 2)

Stick to cupcake... for now.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:47

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I recently noticed dancing turian when traveling through ducts in thane's loyalty mission. He's hawt too

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:48

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I think that Nihlus looks the coolest, but Saren has a good villain design.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:49

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

Hmm, turian discussion. How about this. Who are the hottest in-game turians besides Garrus?

I vote 1) Nihlus 2) Saren 3) Gavorn (yea, I'm weird) 4) some random NPCs


mmmm Nihlus! god he was so damn hawt!
2)3) and 4) Garrus! 
oh dammit, I think I got that wrong and failed! Oh well.
1) Nihlus
2) Gavorn
3) Sidonis (I think he looks ************************************ i just put stars here because any word I can think of would be censored anyway for XXX rating)
4) The Turian at C-Sec when you first come to the Citadel in ME2 ^.^

Some NPCs look ridiculous though. So skinny and un-sexey.....:sick:

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:51

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Yea, I don't like the look of Omega turian NPCs. They tend to be kinda creepy.  A lot of them have those skull facepaint jobs and they seem to have longer mandibles and this kind of protruding upper lip.  The guy you talk to about the quarantine comes to mind.

However, I do admit I actually like the skinny ones.  For one I have a weird turian leg thing...:innocent:

Sorry, that was probably TMI.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:53

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

Yea, I don't like the look of Omega turian NPCs. They tend to be kinda creepy.


RIGHT? *shudders* 

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:53

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I don't like the turian NPC model on the Citdael. The have the dirty nose facepaint and wearing banana coloured clothes.

The peeling of a banana...

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:56

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Alexine wrote...

I don't like the turian NPC model on the Citdael. The have the dirty nose facepaint and wearing banana coloured clothes.
The peeling of a banana...


You totally made me laugh with that.  Dirty nose facepaint. Ha :lol:.  The Citadel turians do have AWFUL fashion sense.  I also don't like the facepaint that is just one solid slap of white or brown like the turian fell face first in the mud and didn't bother to wash his face. 

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:59

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Like this mud-face guy.  LOL.  All I can think is "why don't you wipe that off."

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:59

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Dirty nose facepaint... they have the perverted bleeding nose effect... XD
Actually, the ONLY thing that a turian looks attractive in is the heavy armour.

Modifié par Alexine, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:00 .

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 10:59

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
However, I do admit I actually like the skinny ones.  For one I have a weird turian leg thing...:innocent:

Sorry, that was probably TMI.


pshhhh NAH! :huh:
:D

What I really don't lke about the Turians is this GAP between their legs. I don't even like that about humans, ya know, those who are so slim, you can actually look through their legs because there is no flesh. But I'm weird ilke that.

When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE! :whistle:

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:02

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE! :whistle:


They certainly like to pan at his arse. C'mon, I want more Garrus' ass!

And the dirty clean nosed turian (in FABULOUS colours XD)
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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:05

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LOL. My eyes go to Garrus legs whenever he starts pacing during that "batarian pirate squad" dialog. Somebody (can't recall who) actually wrote a funny little bit about it. It went something like:



Garrus:   I remember this one mission. We were about to go up against a batarian pirate squad. Very risky. *starts pacing*

Shepard: *distractedly*  Yea, um pirates  *looks at leg spurs*   Risky...

Garrus: *stops, crosses arms*   Shepard!

Shep: *looks up all confused and glaze-eyed*   Huh, what?

Garrus: My eyes are up here!

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:08

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Alexine wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE! :whistle:


They certainly like to pan at his arse. C'mon, I want more Garrus' ass!


well they either failed at that ....epicly or my mind is just too ....errm .....gutter or that outfit! 

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:09

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I'm not even attracted to the guy, but how do you NOT notice? It's like sticking a woman in a low-cut dress in front a dude. Of course he's gonna look.

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:09

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

LOL. My eyes go to Garrus legs whenever he starts pacing during that "batarian pirate squad" dialog. Somebody (can't recall who) actually wrote a funny little bit about it. It went something like:

Garrus: I remember this one mission. We were about to go up against a batarian pirate squad. Very risky. *starts pacing*

Shepard: *distractedly* Yea, um pirates *looks at leg spurs* Risky...

Garrus: *stops, crosses arms* Shepard!

Shep: *looks up all confused and glaze-eyed* Huh, what?

Garrus: My eyes are up here!


rofl, I always do that whenever Garrus starts pacing somewhere xD 

Also, I made a screenshot of the "Are you sure you wanna do this?" romance line where Shep touches his neck/fringe but I had flycam on and now I have pictures of her hand being INSIDE of Garrus. His facial exressions during that scene go from "errm" and "what are you doing?" to "OMG YOUR HAND IS TOUCHING MY HEART" :o


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:11

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

LOL. My eyes go to Garrus legs whenever he starts pacing during that "batarian pirate squad" dialog. Somebody (can't recall who) actually wrote a funny little bit about it. It went something like:

Garrus: I remember this one mission. We were about to go up against a batarian pirate squad. Very risky. *starts pacing*

Shepard: *distractedly* Yea, um pirates *looks at leg spurs* Risky...

Garrus: *stops, crosses arms* Shepard!

Shep: *looks up all confused and glaze-eyed* Huh, what?

Garrus: My eyes are up here!


rofl, I always do that whenever Garrus starts pacing somewhere xD 

Also, I made a screenshot of the "Are you sure you wanna do this?" romance line where Shep touches his neck/fringe but I had flycam on and now I have pictures of her hand being INSIDE of Garrus. His facial exressions during that scene go from "errm" and "what are you doing?" to "OMG YOUR HAND IS TOUCHING MY HEART" :o


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


She could be curious if Turians have nipples....

Wait, did I say that aloud? :o

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:13

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Alexine wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

LOL. My eyes go to Garrus legs whenever he starts pacing during that "batarian pirate squad" dialog. Somebody (can't recall who) actually wrote a funny little bit about it. It went something like:

Garrus: I remember this one mission. We were about to go up against a batarian pirate squad. Very risky. *starts pacing*

Shepard: *distractedly* Yea, um pirates *looks at leg spurs* Risky...

Garrus: *stops, crosses arms* Shepard!

Shep: *looks up all confused and glaze-eyed* Huh, what?

Garrus: My eyes are up here!


rofl, I always do that whenever Garrus starts pacing somewhere xD 

Also, I made a screenshot of the "Are you sure you wanna do this?" romance line where Shep touches his neck/fringe but I had flycam on and now I have pictures of her hand being INSIDE of Garrus. His facial exressions during that scene go from "errm" and "what are you doing?" to "OMG YOUR HAND IS TOUCHING MY HEART" :o


:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


She could be curious if Turians have nipples....

Wait, did I say that aloud? :o


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:17

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Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:17

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE! :whistle:


Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?

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(For the record, it was a kids movie)
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