Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion
#4251
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:18
#4252
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:19
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
mmmmmmmmm David Bowie.......*can't stop staring*
#4253
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:20
My sister had a crush on this guy because of this very movie.Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
#4254
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:21
Guest_Raga_*
For the record, Wrex in Phoenix armor:



Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:23 .
#4255
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:23
Modifié par Collider, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:23 .
#4256
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:24
Guest_Raga_*
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
Brainsoap!
#4257
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:26
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
Brainsoap!
Mordin: no. not brainsoap. form and shape indicate human male genitalia. penis in your terms.
#4258
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:28
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
Brainsoap!
Mordin: no. not brainsoap. form and shape indicate human male genitalia. penis in your terms.
There's alcohol scrub! XP
That's not that bad. I've actually seen a male's underwear store that shows the male underwear models with big gear...
#4259
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:29
Alexine wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
Brainsoap!
Mordin: no. not brainsoap. form and shape indicate human male genitalia. penis in your terms.
There's alcohol scrub! XP
That's not that bad. I've actually seen a male's underwear store that shows the male underwear models with big gear...
oh mah gawd....Garrus for CK boxer commercial *faints*
#4260
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:30
Guest_Raga_*
Now it just needs a:
Mordin: Outline confirms male is healthy and of breeding age. Suitable for mating.
This leaves me with a weird mixture of
#4261
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:31
Guest_Raga_*
Alexine wrote...
There's alcohol scrub! XP
That's not that bad. I've actually seen a male's underwear store that shows the male underwear models with big gear...
Yea, MODELS. That makes all the difference in the world.
#4262
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:36
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
You just had to do that didn't you...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Now it just needs a:
Mordin: Outline confirms male is healthy and of breeding age. Suitable for mating.
Mordin: Affiliation of the same species bears no risks. Ingesting harmless. Chafing only after repetitive mating acts. Recommend longer breaks in between.
#4263
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:37
Guest_Raga_*
Collider wrote...
They tried to give Jacob and Miranda extra sex appeal and they're not even the most popular. Irony!
I've said it before: interesting/exotic hooks women over sexy any day. Most women actually seem to like sweet over sexy as well. Don't get me wrong, sexy is nice. It's just not in the first few places on the list.
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:37 .
#4264
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:39
Xsause wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Is it as bad as David Bowie in Labyrinth?
(For the record, it was a kids movie)
Ah the thin white duke and his thin white........... gak - that was a kids film?????????
My sister forced me to call my first 2 pets Zowie and Ziggy, because of her undying love for this man.
#4265
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:39
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Collider wrote...
They tried to give Jacob and Miranda extra sex appeal and they're not even the most popular. Irony!
I've said it before: interesting/exotic hooks women over sexy any day. Most women actually seem to like sweet over sexy as well. Don't get me wrong, sexy is nice. It's just not in the first few places on the list.
by my own experience and rule: sexy for, ya know, if you REALLY need it. quick pick up at a bar. bye bye, never see you again.
everything else for romance and stuff.
that sounded superficial. I should go pray for forgiveness.
#4266
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:42
Guest_Raga_*
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Mordin: Affiliation of the same species bears no risks. Ingesting harmless. Chafing only after repetitive mating acts. Recommend longer breaks in between.
Mordin: Information booklet unnecessary. Suggest you consult extranet for relevant videos if desiring further ideas. May wish to consult Helmsmen Moreau. Expert on topic.
#4267
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:42
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Collider wrote...
They tried to give Jacob and Miranda extra sex appeal and they're not even the most popular. Irony!
I've said it before: interesting/exotic hooks women over sexy any day. Most women actually seem to like sweet over sexy as well. Don't get me wrong, sexy is nice. It's just not in the first few places on the list.
I'm like that in real life. I like cute guys. I never had a crush on hot guys until late in my teens, only cute, near baby faced guys (no, not Bieber... He's fugly D:)
#4268
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:44
#4269
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:44
Guest_Raga_*
#4270
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:45
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Mordin: Affiliation of the same species bears no risks. Ingesting harmless. Chafing only after repetitive mating acts. Recommend longer breaks in between.
Mordin: Information booklet unnecessary. Suggest you consult extranet for relevant videos if desiring further ideas. May wish to consult Helmsmen Moreau. Expert on topic.
Mordin: Still recommend taking the Turian in consideration for purpose of stress relief. Studies have shown longer duration in comparison to average human males. Also noticed your affection to him.
#4271
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:45
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I totally don't pay attention at all. Like at ALL. But I am really strange. The first turn-on for me is if I realize a guy is smart. Then I start paying attention to looks.
Its the whole package for me, looks are only part of it.
EDIT - Garrus is the whole package, exotic alien looks, humour, general affability.....
Modifié par Buggirl70, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:47 .
#4272
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:46
Guest_Raga_*
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
J4N3_M3 wrote...
Mordin: Affiliation of the same species bears no risks. Ingesting harmless. Chafing only after repetitive mating acts. Recommend longer breaks in between.
Mordin: Information booklet unnecessary. Suggest you consult extranet for relevant videos if desiring further ideas. May wish to consult Helmsmen Moreau. Expert on topic.
Mordin: Still recommend taking the Turian in consideration for purpose of stress relief. Studies have shown longer duration in comparison to average human males. Also noticed your affection to him.
Haha, I yield. My imagination just crapped out on me.
#4273
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:46
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I totally don't pay attention at all. Like at ALL. But I am really strange. The first turn-on for me is if I realize a guy is smart. Then I start paying attention to looks.
depends on what I'm looking for. ONS I don't care about smart or anything. If he's hot and it clicks, then I go for it. Well, not anymore, I has my own sweetheart now
Relationship wise, I like Joker types, wit, sarcasm, sense of humor. And I have a thing for eyeses.
#4274
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:47
J4N3_M3 wrote...
When gaming I usually tend to stare at Thane's crotch because it looks so perfect, not size wise but you know.....also Jacob, although I despise that guy, in case no one has noticed yet, the way his uniformed is designed, is totally showing off his package and I can't help but think about if he is one of these afro-american-stereotypes....ya know, what they say, black guys and their....sorry, don't want to sound racist here and such. but it's so funny to watch that in game and actually watch my own behaviour during the game. can't help but STARE!
Jacob's crotch made me a little uncomfortable the first time I played ME2. I mean, seriously...it's just RIGHT THERE. Although Thane is also a serious offender, as he has that white outlined patch on his, but at least, he's sitting down when you talk to him on the Normandy, so it's not as in-your-face as Jacob's.
What is it with Cerberus and spray-painting suits on their officers? Both female AND male.
Alexine wrote...
That's not that bad. I've actually seen a male's underwear store that shows the male underwear models with big gear...
Oddly enough, one of the Zev-thread's weekly Friday dodgy pic sessions produced a shot of Bowie in a British-flag speedo which showed him a lot more to his uh...advantage...than that Labyrinth shot. If you catch my drift. The difference is rather striking.
Ahem. But of course, it's still wildly inappropriate for children.
Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 22 juillet 2010 - 11:51 .
#4275
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 22 juillet 2010 - 11:48
Guest_Raga_*





Retour en haut





