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[kglaser]

silentstephi wrote...

I'm so excited about the DLC.
I hope Garrus and the rest of the squad get some more lines.
ZOMG.
I REALLY HOPE THEY DOOOOO.
:3
(yay I finished the MeMe!)
Now I can get back to all the really cool stuff, like archiving and stuff.
I haven't done so in like... a week. I'm out of practice. :3

WB steph!
And don't worry, you never forget how.  It's like calibrating a bicycle.

edit:  WOOOT top again!

Modifié par kglaser, 23 juillet 2010 - 02:59 .

[kglaser]

Sialater wrote...

kglaser wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

I love it when references to quantum mechanics comes up in debate on Garrus loyalty mission. We are some ridiculously intricate people. This thread is awesome.

Haha, it's funny because even before Sia wrote that, I was thinking, "This sounds like they're talking about Garrus's waveform collapsing to form the one reality"
(no, really.  I was.)
/nerd glee

LMAO, I entirely missed when Raga said that. 

Shroedinger's Garrus?

The Garrus in the box is purring and not purring at the same time.

[battlechantress]

For those that care (there's a mention of turians in here, so it's not totally OT): remember how I wondered about toilet paper on the Normandy a few days ago? Well, there isn't any. And ladies, we don't even have frigging toilet seats. Ever take a look in the bathroom sink next to your quarters? You might want to pour a few bottles of Comet in there before you forget to feed your fish again.

TIM (after you come back from the dead): "Welcome back to the 22nd century, Shepard.  Just so you know, you're still squatting over toilets like you do in public restrooms. Why? Because the turians pee like the guys! And you don't even wanna know how the quarians do it...."

Amanda Jane Shepard: (belches something that smells like rum) "No, seriously. Why can't we have toilet seats, 'Timmy'? You spent an unholy amount of creds on a gaudy ship that pretends to be a clone of my Normandy, in addition to all the souls you sold to bring *me* back. You even gave us a shuttle that doesn't drive like the $*%*ing Mako. So... why no toilet seats?"

TIM: "You think it's easy installing one of those things in a stainless steel bathroom? Not to mention the cost. We had to cut corners somewhere. We could've saved millions of credits if we didn't have to rebuild your damn liver, you little lush! And stop scowling. At least THIS Normandy has working toilets and showers that you can actually find!"

A.J. Shepard: (sighs) "Point taken."

Modifié par battlechantress, 23 juillet 2010 - 03:11 .

[kglaser]

Cerberus gave you a Charmin Weave Upgrade on your butt when they rebuilt you, so you don't need the padding of a toilet seat.

[Pacifien]

Man, go through a jungle and the toilet seat is the least of your concerns on what qualifies as a good toilet. I bet Shepard is willing to bathe in that toilet after walking through Omega.

[kglaser]

Omega = the toilet of the Milky Way

[Mr Heatsink]

Whats wrong with no bog lids? You just perch on the rim. Plus theres less to clean as well. Well thats my teo cents on the loos on the Normandy. And yo don't use bog paper. They probably use  a sponge on a stick that shoots out the loo, or the pan is a bidet combo.

[kglaser]

For some reason that sponge on a stick mental image made me laugh out loud

[Simpfan]

Pacifien wrote...

Collider wrote...

Simpfan wrote...
I think its very unfair I cant have my male shep get it on with gar-bear

But who would have reach? Who flexibility? What does Garrus compliment in the romance scene? Who sits in who's lap?

[Alexine]

kglaser wrote...

For some reason that sponge on a stick mental image made me laugh out loud

Me too. That reminded me of Along Came Polly film...

[Bugsie]

battlechantress wrote...

For those that care (there's a mention of turians in here, so it's not totally OT): remember how I wondered about toilet paper on the Normandy a few days ago? Well, there isn't any. And ladies, we don't even have frigging toilet seats. Ever take a look in the bathroom sink next to your quarters? You might want to pour a few bottles of Comet in there before you forget to feed your fish again.

TIM (after you come back from the dead): "Welcome back to the 22nd century, Shepard.  Just so you know, you're still squatting over toilets like you do in public restrooms. Why? Because the turians pee like the guys! And you don't even wanna know how the quarians do it...."

Amanda Jane Shepard: (belches something that smells like rum) "No, seriously. Why can't we have toilet seats, 'Timmy'? You spent an unholy amount of creds on a gaudy ship that pretends to be a clone of my Normandy, in addition to all the souls you sold to bring *me* back. You even gave us a shuttle that doesn't drive like the $*%*ing Mako. So... why no toilet seats?"

TIM: "You think it's easy installing one of those things in a stainless steel bathroom? Not to mention the cost. We had to cut corners somewhere. We could've saved millions of credits if we didn't have to rebuild your damn liver, you little lush! And stop scowling. At least THIS Normandy has working toilets and showers that you can actually find!"

A.J. Shepard: (sighs) "Point taken."

Perhaps they're a European design and have bidets, but I can't recall that at all.....

[J4N3_M3]

Collider wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

Collider wrote...

Simpfan wrote...
I think its very unfair I cant have my male shep get it on with gar-bear

But who would have reach? Who flexibility? What does Garrus compliment in the romance scene? Who sits in who's lap?

but Garrus is just rubbing his stomach there

well, we all don't really know, WHERE EXACTLY the male Turian genitalia is located, do we? besides, Sheploo is totally grinding on him.

by the way, good morning everyone

[Bugsie]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

well, we all don't really know, WHERE EXACTLY the male Turian genitalia is located, do we? besides, Sheploo is totally grinding on him.

by the way, good morning everyone

Morning Jane, yes the speculations on innie vs outie haven't ended - and when it comes to that part of turian physiology all we're left with is fanart and fanfic to feed our need to know....

I saw a great pic somewhere but I think its more appropriate for the NSFW thread than here.

[J4N3_M3]

It's in the NSFW discussion of Clan V ^.^

[Bugsie]

Jane, this is the one I was talking about:

NSFW thread Clan V

[J4N3_M3]

Buggirl70 wrote...

Jane, this is the one I was talking about:

NSFW thread Clan V

yah, that's the one I mean too.

[Bugsie]

 I've always gone with the outie theory but when I saw that I am reconsidering.....

[J4N3_M3]

Buggirl70 wrote...

 I've always gone with the outie theory but when I saw that I am reconsidering.....

really? I always thought that inside made way more sense since it doesn't show ANYTHING in the game and with the codex descriptions of plates and such I thought it was the most likely. Besides, I like the idea

[Bugsie]

To tell the truth I hadn't really given it much thought - thats why I probably went for the outtie theory to begin with, but the whole turian physiology seems to be stacking up to the innie theory (like a good little scientist I've been waiting for numerous observations to help me make my mind up about this, that and the consensus seems to be heading that way) that drawing was a turning point for me.  That and the stack of turian porn fanfiction I've been reading.

[Twilight_Princess]

Buggirl70 wrote...

Jane, this is the one I was talking about:

NSFW thread Clan V

I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink bow.

Modifié par Hyrule_Gal, 23 juillet 2010 - 06:47 .

[J4N3_M3]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Jane, this is the one I was talking about:

NSFW thread Clan V

I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink pow.

I don't remember the Codex, do Turians count as Mammals? If so, how do they errm breast feed their kids? 

[Twilight_Princess]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Jane, this is the one I was talking about:

NSFW thread Clan V

I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink pow.

I don't remember the Codex, do Turians count as Mammals? If so, how do they errm breast feed their kids? 

Birds upchuck food to feed their young and lizard young tend to eat on their own, so I would think they would eat solids from the get go , probably in mush form . Maybe Turians are evolved enough to not primitively regurgitate so I would assume they prepare food another way (like formula) or maybe they do it the old fasioned way, who knows.

[Bugsie]

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink bow.

I thought the proportions were really good, and thought was put into little physical differences, like markings and fringe length, collar and neck thickness.  And I like the plates instead of breasts.
but no, no pink bow


As far as being mammals wiki refers to them more as bird/reptile like creatures with gizzards.

[J4N3_M3]

Buggirl70 wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink bow.

I thought the proportions were really good, and thought was put into little physical differences, like markings and fringe length, collar and neck thickness.  And I like the plates instead of breasts.
but no, no pink bow


As far as being mammals wiki refers to them more as bird/reptile like creatures with gizzards.

ah thanks. I wasn't quite sure, what they were compared to.

And yeah, I like the idea, that female Turians don't have bewbies, although I am quite interested in their erogenous zones....for science reasons of course.

[Twilight_Princess]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Buggirl70 wrote...

Hyrule_Gal wrote...
I'm happy with this, the artist didn't just slap a pair of boobs on a male looking turian and called it female  I really hope they don't have any though , we already have two species of aliens with breasts, that's enough now. turians , salerians and krogans are too reptilian/amphibious looking so its illogical to make them have the autonomy of a female mammal. Drell on the other hand...that's debatable but there are other ways to show gender difference without resorting to boobage ...or a pink bow.

I thought the proportions were really good, and thought was put into little physical differences, like markings and fringe length, collar and neck thickness.  And I like the plates instead of breasts.
but no, no pink bow


As far as being mammals wiki refers to them more as bird/reptile like creatures with gizzards.

ah thanks. I wasn't quite sure, what they were compared to.

And yeah, I like the idea, that female Turians don't have bewbies, although I am quite interested in their erogenous zones....for science reasons of course.

Well  I was told from someone who owned an umbrella cockatoo that she doesn't stroke her bird bellow the head because apparently the head is an ok preening area whereas stroking the rest of the body is too over stimulating for the cockatoo and other parrots.Having their body continuously stroked is like third base for them LOL