Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion
#6026
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:43
Guest_Raga_*
And yes, this is ridiculously technical and obsessive, but it is for a good cause. We must find out what substances are good for when we want to get drunk with Garrus!
#6027
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:44
They were advertising a Bourbon burger on TV last night - in fine print underneath it said *bourbon sauce does not contain alcohol.Steel Dancer wrote...
Oh, and on the dressings thing? Jack Daniels BBQ Sauce. That is all.
I mean what is the point?????
OT - on my very first playthrough of ME1, I let the council die. You know why? Because Garrus told me too (I had Kaidan and Garrus with me and I never romanced Kaidan so I wasn't going to listen to him).
And here I thought it was Garrus who was easily led.......
#6028
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:50
It's a sign that I've been hanging around this thread too much. xDJackalope wrote...
Renegade Shepard and Saren: Wh-what? Oh sorry, don't know how that slipped in there...
@Ragabul: Calix, the little badass turian I made up, would agree with you about the salad. Probably because he's a kid who just doesn't want to eat his salad. I could see him eating his meat raw though...
Also, "In Russia, vodka drinks you" made me laugh. xD
#6029
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:51
Guest_Raga_*
#6030
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:53
Guest_Raga_*
It just didn't really sink in.
@Kim
And what's the result of not eating his salad? Why, he becomes so cool he doesn't look at explosions, that's what. That kid's got it right.
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 29 juillet 2010 - 11:55 .
#6031
Guest_mrsph_*
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:55
Guest_mrsph_*
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I expected Garrus to do that when I had Tali with me, but lo and behold it was Tali who suggested we off the council. That surprised me a little. Then I remembered how lousy the Council has treated the quarians and I understood.
I've had Wrex tell me to save to Council and Liara tell me to kill them once.
Mass Effect...can get very confusing.
#6032
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:58
#6033
Posté 29 juillet 2010 - 11:59
Nonono. Sugar =/= amino acid.Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
Wow, I'm reading about chirality just now. Turians are basically sugar based? That's awesome. Of course, I knew that. *clears throat* liquid sugar
It just didn't really sink in.
But that doesn't mean Turians won't taste like liquid sugar.
#6034
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:09
Guest_Raga_*
Pacifien wrote...
Nonono. Sugar =/= amino acid.
But that doesn't mean Turians won't taste like liquid sugar.
WAAAHHH! You're making the poor history major's head asplode! No, it's okay. I'm obsessive. I'll read about it until I get it. No worries.
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 30 juillet 2010 - 12:09 .
#6035
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:09
And I noticed that bringing Garrus to Noveria with Tali instead of Liara, Garrus gets all of the lines Tali used to get before. Not that I don't like hearing Garrus' lines, but this was the "for Tali" playthrough for a reason...
He does eat donuts though. Human donuts, because allergies just wouldn't dare to effect him.Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
@Kim
And what's the result of not eating his salad? Why, he becomes so cool he doesn't look at explosions, that's what. That kid's got it right.
#6036
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:28
If you watch Garrus maul Harkin then he seriously must be strong to pull that off.
However in many fics, Garrus is handly beaten by Shep, strength wise which comes off wierd?
So is Garrus as a turian stronger than Shepard even with Cybernetics. Talked about this with my friend and she said "I wouldnt mind losing to Garrus, makes the tie breaker more fun."
#6037
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:32
#6038
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:36
Guest_Raga_*
Giggles_Manically wrote...
Just how exatly strong is a Turian?
If you watch Garrus maul Harkin then he seriously must be strong to pull that off.
However in many fics, Garrus is handly beaten by Shep, strength wise which comes off wierd?
So is Garrus as a turian stronger than Shepard even with Cybernetics. Talked about this with my friend and she said "I wouldnt mind losing to Garrus, makes the tie breaker more fun."
Community seems rather split down the middle on this one. I personally think turians are stronger and can take more damage than a human. Unfortunately a lot of our examples of turian/human fighting involves Shep and Saren and neither of those guys are good examples as they both have lots of cybernetic upgrades and are in general epic badasses. In a fight between Garrus and Shep, I think it would depend on the Shepard, but my guess is that he/she would have a better chance of taking out a turian head on than anybody. Consider the turians she throws around on Samara's loyalty mission or the epic face punch that gets delivered to Saren.
This Cerberus news article is one of the few instances of direct human vs turian we have:
"Light heavyweight sensation Zarren “The Varren” Casias scored an upset victory over light heavyweight champion Luis “Laser” Reyes in mixed martial arts action last night. “Fight Night at Earth’s Pontiac Silverdome” was delayed by hooligans in the stands, as human and turian fans threw drinks and chairs at one another, and over 30 people were ejected. The five-round match only lasted two, with Luis receiving cuts over both eyes early in the first round that may have hampered his vision. Allowed to continue, a desperate clinch by Reyes brought the match to the ground, where both fighters slipped in the blood and Casias brought things to an end with a triangle choke. Casias is the second turian to win the light heavyweight title, and his victory puts non-humans as title-holders for all nine weight classes."
Obviously, they wouldn't let a turian compete against a human if they weren't somewhat evenly matched, but at the same time that seems to imply humans aren't having a good time of it. Overall, we don't have much evidence so I say pick whichever option you like best.
#6039
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:43
I wonder if what happened to that poor human was a result of the turian not wearing gloves. Now that I think of it, aren't a lot of wrestlers shirtless? ...Shepard, go watch a turian wrestling match for science.
#6040
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:48
Guest_Raga_*
Kim Shepard wrote...
Zarren "the Varren" - I've always liked his name.![]()
I wonder if what happened to that poor human was a result of the turian not wearing gloves. Now that I think of it, aren't a lot of wrestlers shirtless? ...Shepard, go watch a turian wrestling match for science.
That article mentions "non-humans" winning. I wonder what other critters they are letting compete? Asari, okay. Drell, okay. Krogan? That doesn't seem fair at all. Come to think, don't we have some other article somewhere of some other idiot trying to box a krogan or something? Or am I pulling that out of my butt? Anyway, my point is that is they are using weight as the only qualification there than that would be a really lopsided competition given variance between species and genders and so on. Weight doesn't necessarily mean much. Remember flexible female turian? She's either epic or it suggests there isn't too much difference in strength between male and female turians or that female turian flexibility makes up for lack of strength. That probably means that average female turian could kick average female human's butt even if they weighed the same.
#6041
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:50
1) Reach and Flexibility discussed
2) Shepard and Garrus throw down.
3) Garrys pins shepard and realizes she has "interesting" parts.
4) Things get steamy farther down the road.
Just something I noticed.
#6042
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:53
Steel Dancer wrote...
In Russia, vodka drinks YOU! ...dammit, that looks smutty but I know it can't be!
ANYTHING can be smutty. Have faith.
#6043
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:58
Guest_Raga_*
Giggles_Manically wrote...
This seems to be a common theme in many fics:
1) Reach and Flexibility discussed
2) Shepard and Garrus throw down.
3) Garrys pins shepard and realizes she has "interesting" parts.
4) Things get steamy farther down the road.
Just something I noticed.
Yea, those fics get old. Unfortunately there are so many Garrus fics that lots of authors just recycle other authors' ideas. I have found much of the best Garrus fic is the older stuff. Not all of it certainly. There are still good fics being produced. But more recently fics have been forced to get increasingly eccentric in order to come up with new ideas. There are several other trends I can think of too. "First time shenanigans produces allergic reaction" is a common one. So is "sparring match leads to shenanigans." Those are getting kind of old. There's also "Garrus/Shep saves the other from death, Mordin points out panic as typical of 'mates,' and one of them has some epiphany that they felt that way all along." There's tons of trends. You have to do a lot of sifting to get to the good, unique stuff.
#6044
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 12:58
Kim Shepard wrote...
And I noticed that bringing Garrus to Noveria with Tali instead of Liara, Garrus gets all of the lines Tali used to get before. Not that I don't like hearing Garrus' lines, but this was the "for Tali" playthrough for a reason...
But if you bring Tali to Feros to meet the Thorian, even if you have Garrus there, she steals his line about first meeting it. I brought him to hear him say that thing about "This was not in the training manuals" but instead she said something like "Keelah! What is that thing??" Rats!
#6045
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:00
Guest_Raga_*
Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 30 juillet 2010 - 01:11 .
#6046
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:01
I need lots and lots of help.
#6047
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:10
#6048
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:10
Garrus pic due to double post.
Modifié par kglaser, 30 juillet 2010 - 01:12 .
#6049
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:17
Guest_Raga_*
#6050
Posté 30 juillet 2010 - 01:41
To be fair with the council, the asari and the salarian were on good terms with my Shepard, just the turian councilor just me rubs me the wrong way with his finger quotes "Ah yes... reapers."
Ever since then, I've always do this every time had a meeting "Ah yes... reach."
Still I do admit that Shepard sounded like a Cassandra when she's trying convince them about the reaper threat, I can't blame them for being skeptical. That's just politics I supposed. Besides, isn't the Reaper's goal is to kill the core leaders of the organic civilisation, causing the rest of the species to scattered? Saving the council in retrospect seem to be a strategic move.
Since someone mention about fan fics, ff.net is known as the "pits of vole" for a reason. It's pretty hard to find decent fiction since 90% of the time it's kinda terrible, didn't helped that surgeon's theory about only "90% is crap, 10% is the good stuff." Although... one of the good fics I've managed to read recently was "The Hundred Year distance." Yeah... let's just say I'm reaching for the tissues and now it's hard for me to play ME2 on my favourite Shepard without thinking the fic.
Well... one other thing I've been thinking recently, this might confuse you guys, but how many polygons does it take to model a turian, especially Garrus? I'm doing 3D modeling class this semester and while I was starting to model my character on Maya, this got me thinking about. From the complex design on the turians, doing the mesh and the animation can't be that easy... especially the mandribles.





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