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Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 12:35

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Damn, asari don't even make sense in their own fictional setting!

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 12:37

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I really do not want to imagine Mordin depositing anything onto anything.


You speak blasphemy! Nobody can resist the Mordinator! :P

Especially when he's in his radiant speedo of absolute heroism.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 12:42

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Xsause wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

I really do not want to imagine Mordin depositing anything onto anything.


You speak blasphemy! Nobody can resist the Mordinator! :P

Especially when he's in his radiant speedo of absolute heroism.


Hahaha! It's a good thing you spared him THE picture...

...Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

Concerning asari manipulating people's minds, I dunno, it doesn't strike me as all that problematic. I mean, there's nothing in ME1 to suggest that other species see them the same way as humans do. I'm not sure why it would seem more implausible in ME2.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 12:53

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Nilfalasiel wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

I really do not want to imagine Mordin depositing anything onto anything.


You speak blasphemy! Nobody can resist the Mordinator! :P

Especially when he's in his radiant speedo of absolute heroism.


Hahaha! It's a good thing you spared him THE picture...

...Maybe I shouldn't have said that.


The truth will set you free.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 12:59

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Nilfalasiel wrote...

Xsause wrote...

Titanium Man wrote...

I really do not want to imagine Mordin depositing anything onto anything.


You speak blasphemy! Nobody can resist the Mordinator! :P

Especially when he's in his radiant speedo of absolute heroism.


Hahaha! It's a good thing you spared him THE picture...

...Maybe I shouldn't have said that.

Concerning asari manipulating people's minds, I dunno, it doesn't strike me as all that problematic. I mean, there's nothing in ME1 to suggest that other species see them the same way as humans do. I'm not sure why it would seem more implausible in ME2.


Dang it, Nil, you just had to bait her about the speedo didn't you? :pinched::pinched::pinched::P

And actually, I wish that thing with the asari WAS an official explanation as I like it way better than the real asari.  If that was true I would find the asari 475% more believable and interesting.  The main reason I think it isn't the case is because most of the other stuff right there is pretty obviously for lulz.  Pretty much everything in that whole bar is for lulz actually.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:02

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Yeah, Illium is basically just Bioware poking fun of itself and its fanbase.



And it is glorious.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:03

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am I really the only one here who has no problems with Asari whatsoever? *looks around and then sits in corner to play with crayons*

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:09

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 Naw, I'm pretty sure there is a giant legion of salivating Liara fans out there who like asari just fine.  But me, I like my sci-fi hard.:pinched::pinched::pinched::pinched:  That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.:P

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:14

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Samara and the Bartender made me actually like the asari. But they are still my least favorite race in the setting so far.

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

 Naw, I'm pretty sure there is a giant legion of salivating Liara fans out there who like asari just fine.  But me, I like my sci-fi hard.:pinched::pinched::pinched::pinched:  That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.:P


Heh, heh. You said "hard"

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:15

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

am I really the only one here who has no problems with Asari whatsoever? *looks around and then sits in corner to play with crayons*


I don't hate asari, but they're definitely not my favourites. The krogan hold that title in my case. /me loves those giant... things. :P

So, let's talk about turians.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:17

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mrsph wrote...

Samara and the Bartender made me actually like the asari. But they are still my least favorite race in the setting so far.

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

 Naw, I'm pretty sure there is a giant legion of salivating Liara fans out there who like asari just fine.  But me, I like my sci-fi hard.:pinched::pinched::pinched::pinched:  That metaphor just went somewhere horrible.:P


Heh, heh. You said "hard"


Yes, I did, and I swear I didn't really mean it that way and didn't notice it until after I typed it.  But once I noticed I couldn't bring myself to take it back.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:18

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Good morning. What about turians?

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:20

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mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:23

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Well, I like the asari as eye candy (mmmmm, Samara), and Matriarch Aethyta is tied with Niftu Cal as my favourite NPC in the series. I just don't find them believable as an alien species.

Liara: "Oooooo, Shepard, you're so strong and mysterious and sexy. My species is totally not promiscuous, but did I mention that I'm a virgin and that I don't mind threesomes?"
*swoons*

Samara:
*zips her suit open just a liiiiitle lower and runs her hand seductively and obliviously down her chest*
"I am justice personified. Your curiosity is appreciated, Shepard, and I never imagined I could be touched by someone so young...

...But it cannot be, you horny bastard/b****, now go away."

And they even have a genetic condition that basically amounts to sex addiction + murder. Now TRY to tell me that they're not promiscuous.

I mean, really? Posted Image

It's a good thing turians aren't like that!
(see what I did there?)

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:25

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


I see you are making up for our lack of understanding in other areas.  Here, I assure you, I get it.  Is it not funny that I DIDN'T get it in the NSFW thread and here I do?:huh:  *drumroll* enter irony

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:27

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J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:31

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Why is it sometimes difficult to tell this thread from the NSFW thread? I mean, it's really hard...I mean, it's umm..

Anyway Garrus!! ><



And mrsph I agree with you about Ilium. The whole place is self-referential and delightfully so. :D

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:33

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Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

Education, eh?  *Insert Mordin clearing his throat here*

Modifié par Ragabul the Ontarah, 06 août 2010 - 01:33 .

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:37

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

Education, eh?  *Insert Mordin clearing his throat here*


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Well, you never DID specify what kind of education you meant!

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:41

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Nilfalasiel wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

Education, eh?  *Insert Mordin clearing his throat here*


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Well, you never DID specify what kind of education you meant!


I never thought I would be on the receiving end of one of these things one day...

OMG, I did it again. I'll shut up for now.

Let's just talk about...schools. Turian schools.

#7746
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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:42

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Xsause wrote...

Nilfalasiel wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

Education, eh?  *Insert Mordin clearing his throat here*


Posted Image

Well, you never DID specify what kind of education you meant!


I never thought I would be on the receiving end of one of these things one day...

OMG, I did it again. I'll shut up for now.

Let's just talk about...schools. Turian schools.


Evening schools? Universities? I bet the have bad ass campus parties......

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:52

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Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

mornin sia, turians are hard! I think, not as squishy as asari but hard! because we like hard!


LOL, you said ha--*gets shot*

I suggest a discussion about turian education! We never went over that one...^_^

 

I  would  take a guess and say its very Samurai like about service to house/family over  yourself.   Since the culture is very civil service based. I can see the schools being about honor above all else, honor your family, your name and your people.

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 01:54

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I found something on the forum you people might find interesting.

Save editing allows you to do the Citadel security check after meeting the Council, which gives you some extra dialogue with the turian C-Sec officer at the check-in gate. As it turns out, Pallin was killed in the Battle of the Citadel, which is the reason why Chellick is now Executor. Garrus notes that Chellick being Executor is "safe, but not the choice I'd have made."

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 02:09

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Pallin died? :(



Was he also the turian in the ship Sovereign rammed or was that just some other poor schmuck?

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Posté 06 août 2010 - 02:13

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mrsph wrote...

Pallin died? :(

Was he also the turian in the ship Sovereign rammed or was that just some other poor schmuck?

 


Who ever that guy was it truly sucked to be him on that day. 
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