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[Arterial]

Shepard: Hey Garrus, you got a minute?



Garrus: Can it wait? I got some calib-



Shepard: No! It can't wait!! I've been trying to talk to you after every mission I've been on and I took you on every one of them! *Shepard drops into the fetal position against a wall* I feel so lonely Garrus, everyones so busy with Tali cleaning the Engines and Mordin researching stuff and I lost my fish because I forgot to feed them! *he begins to sob into his knees, Garrus stares wide-eyed at him* you're supposed to be my bro Garrus! remember when we used to drive around in the Mako and I'd flip over and you and Tali would get so mad *he made a small laugh through his sobs* And the only person I have to talk to is Jacob but no one likes Jacob *sob* why? *sob* I don't know *sob* I don't like him either!



Garrus: *Garrus stood awkwardly in front of his little workspace staring at Shepard* uhhm...I uhh...Shep..ard...umm...these calibrations could actually wait....you wanna hear a story about my time on a Turian ship? *he takes a awkward step toward Shepard and pats him on the back*



Shepard: *sniffle* o..k.....hey...Garrus? you mind not telling Tali about this?



Garrus: sure Shepard.

[Collider]

Rapt0rix wrote...

Glad to see nobody beat me to the punch with sharing this here this time!

Meet the Vakarians 3

Papa Vakarian's pipe is there, it's just in his other hand, off panel. D:

lol xD

[Aricle]

Collider: not used to seeing you w/ a Kaidan avatar. The avatar sticks as much as the name. I still think of Flammie when I see a chicken avatar, for instance.

[Kim Shepard]

Great comic. The part about "weird phallic meat" was hilarious. xD Garrus' father must have never seen a hot dog before.

Aricle wrote...

Collider: not used to seeing you w/ a Kaidan avatar. The avatar sticks as much as the name. I still think of Flammie when I see a chicken avatar, for instance.

I had the same thought, actually. I tend to look at avatars first, and then the name. xD Collider is Iron Man, you're Garrus, Xsauce is Mordin, kglaser and I are turian doppelgangers...

[Andaius20]

What about me?





Garrus: I ain't droppin' no eves I swear!

[Kim Shepard]

Yeah, same with your avatar too. I don't have a name for it. The DA character creations are the only ones of their kind. xD

Garrus looks like he does in those scenes where Shepard says something, and then he turns to face her looking all surprised and interested. It's kind of funny when he (and I'm sure the other squadmates do it too) does that, like he's not paying attention until all of a sudden, "Shepard's talking!"

[lovgreno]

Garrus dad said "phallic meat"! Hur hur hur. Sorry....

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...

Garrus thread?

Oh hai cheesecake factory.


That brings me to this question. Do turians eat cakes? I wonder what a dextro cake would look like.

[Kim Shepard]

It's possible. We know that at least one turian from Noveria likes donuts.

[lovgreno]

A DLC of a turian eating a donut would so be worth the money. Especialy if it's a female turian.

[Kim Shepard]

If that DLC ever happened... I would tell the Garrus threat to take pictures. xD And make videos.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Kim Shepard wrote...

It's possible. We know that at least one turian from Noveria likes donuts.

Turians eating human pastery. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD!

[Kim Shepard]

Unless they're dextro-donuts, then yeah, that turian can eat human food. They could be human donuts - Noveria has a lot of humans.

Modifié par Kim Shepard, 18 août 2010 - 07:46 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Well dextro is sugar, donuts are sugar, therefore dextro species could possibly om nom them?

[Kim Shepard]

I don't really know how it works. Chemistry is not my best subject. xD I just believe whatever the game says (like humans should not eat the dextro bar nuts).

[Re_spawNZ7]

Hey Clan V...can't do donuts, but I do have cupcakes.


How is everyone going? I decided to delurk and say hi

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Oh my god......

[Kim Shepard]

Your photoshop skills are awesome. Garrus really looks like he's holding that cupcake.

[Re_spawNZ7]

Hey Blaze. How are things?

[Re_spawNZ7]

Kim Shepard wrote...

Your photoshop skills are awesome. Garrus really looks like he's holding that cupcake.

Thanks Kim   

[Re_spawNZ7]

If Garrus showed up at my door with a cupcake...well, I wouldn't say no...to the cupcake /cough



lol

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

Rebe70 wrote...

Hey Blaze. How are things?

Good good. I'm still role playing around on the CDN forums, still a big lurker here.

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

For some reason, Garrus looks like hes a 5 year old turian kid holding a cupcake in that picture. Maybe its the eyes, he looks so awkward and confused.

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 18 août 2010 - 08:26 .

[Kim Shepard]

If Garrus showed up with a cupcake, you'd have to make sure it wasn't dextro. xD It probably wouldn't be though, because he's considerate like that.

[Re_spawNZ7]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

Rebe70 wrote...

Hey Blaze. How are things?

Good good. I'm still role playing around on the CDN forums, still a big lurker here.

Is that the play by email RPG that someone was running?  Had a look and thought it looked fun   and addictive.