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[Xsause]

JulianP wrote...

I wonder how the Mordin smutfics deal with the whole cloaca thing?

I have read a few where Mordin has a package (Masskink, mostly). 

There are also a few where he has a cloaca and... there's...*ahem*...frictional stimulation.

And you probably didn't want to know that. 

[Kim Shepard]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

besides, I have this idea in my head that the councillor has a secret fetish for women who kick asses and don't back off or run away crying only because he's rude to them. I imagine him getting a kick out of treating FemShep like that and her snappy reactions .... :innocent:

It would be hilarious if that was the true reason. (Although, my MaleSheps wouldn't like it.) If MainShep found out, she would slap him... but just for fun.

@JulianP: I'm glad to know that my sniper rifle fail really was just because of the game. xD I used to only use pistols, but I was having a lot of fun with my Vanguard's shotgun. High explosive ammo means everything gets blown across the room in flames, or levitates and flames if he uses Lift before shooting. He loves that shotgun.

My only Garrus dream basically told me that he would be in ME2. I think things, and they happen. Now where are the "Saren and Kai Leng in ME3" dreams?

[goofygoff]

FemShep and Councilor Velarn:  Ah, yes, "sexual tension".  We have dismissed that claim.


Maybe.


Not really.

[JulianP]

Xsause wrote...

JulianP wrote...

I wonder how the Mordin smutfics deal with the whole cloaca thing?

I have read a few where Mordin has a package (Masskink, mostly). 

There are also a few where he has a cloaca and... there's...*ahem*...frictional stimulation.

And you probably didn't want to know that. 

Lol, he knows all about chafing, then  

What's Masskink?

ETA: yet, the chafing is infinitely less disturbing than the idea of having a package *and* a cloaca... *facepalm*

Modifié par JulianP, 07 septembre 2010 - 06:55 .

[Xsause]

JulianP wrote...

Xsause wrote...

JulianP wrote...

I wonder how the Mordin smutfics deal with the whole cloaca thing?

I have read a few where Mordin has a package (Masskink, mostly). 

There are also a few where he has a cloaca and... there's...*ahem*...frictional stimulation.

And you probably didn't want to know that. 

Lol, he knows all about chafing, then

What's Masskink?

A kink meme, where people post prompts and fills. Here it is.

[JulianP]

goofygoff wrote...

FemShep and Councilor Velarn:  Ah, yes, "sexual tension".  We have dismissed that claim.


Maybe.


Not really.

LOL!  So he's mean because he's smitten... awww...

[goofygoff]

He's totally pulling her pigtails!

[JulianP]

Wait, remind me ... how do we know his name is Velarn?

[Dave of Canada]

JulianP wrote...

Wait, remind me ... how do we know his name is Velarn?

I believe there's been two Councilor names mentioned so far and they both sounded male. I also believe Velarn was the douche councilor mentioned in the news report so everybody assumes it's the Turian councilor.

[JulianP]

Dave of Canada wrote...

JulianP wrote...

Wait, remind me ... how do we know his name is Velarn?

I believe there's been two Councilor names mentioned so far and they both sounded male. I also believe Velarn was the douche councilor mentioned in the news report so everybody assumes it's the Turian councilor.

Which news report? *going to YouTube*

[General Ashous]

Turian Coucillor is called Velarn?! Never heard that before. If it's true let me know. I'm sure I've never heard the name anywere.

[Kim Shepard]

I think the salarian councillor was named, then a news report gave Velarn as another councillor name, and it sounds more turian than asari. I've never seen any of those news reports though. This is just what I read on the forums.

Edit: Or was it the asari councillor who was named? Tevos sounds familiar...

Modifié par Kim Shepard, 07 septembre 2010 - 07:33 .

[Xsause]

The asari Councilor's name is Tevos, popular fan opinion is that Velarn is the turian.

[JulianP]

Xsause wrote...

JulianP wrote...


What's Masskink?

A kink meme, where people post prompts and fills. Here it is.

Wow, it's .... pretty interesting!  Fortunately, the prompts themselves seem to be entertaining enough on their own that it isn't really necessary to actually read all the smut.

Actually, I'm surprised to find that a good many of the fills are fairly tame, and some are even innocent.  Seems like a nice sandbox for people to play with funny or frivolous ideas if one avoids the actual kink!


ETA:  OMG, someone actually wrote one in which femShep gets turned into a PURPLE turian?!?  :blink:  Wow.

Modifié par JulianP, 07 septembre 2010 - 08:00 .

[Neria Rose]

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

[Dave of Canada]

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

Liara is extremely saddened and says she understands you moved on. She didn't mention anything character specific to my knowledge (although it was a character she never knew)

[Sand King]

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

She said that calibrating the guns isn't the only thing Garrus is doing. She is mad a first but she accepts it at the end.

[CallaS]

Dave of Canada wrote...

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

Liara is extremely saddened and says she understands you moved on. She didn't mention anything character specific to my knowledge (although it was a character she never knew)

My renegade shep who romanced her then cheated with Garrus- she gave me a line about "you have someone else." She's sad, but accepts it, seems hopeful that it's maybe a temporary thing. I had Garrus with me, though, and she didn't make any specific comments. Thing is, I was still able to seduce her in my quarters later.  And I can still invite Garrus up. Two-timer extraordinaire, that's me!


I want to know who else has played it and found the *very* interesting Garrus-related content hidden within.

[Dave of Canada]

CallaS wrote...

I want to know who else has played it and found the *very* interesting Garrus-related content hidden within.

Do share.

[CallaS]

Sand King wrote...

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

She said that calibrating the guns isn't the only thing Garrus is doing. She is mad a first but she accepts it at the end.

Really? I didn't get that line. Did you tell her you still wanted to be with her, or that you'd moved on?

[Neria Rose]

*Edit: nevermind! Got a response.

Modifié par Neria Rose, 07 septembre 2010 - 08:10 .

[Sand King]

CallaS wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

She said that calibrating the guns isn't the only thing Garrus is doing. She is mad a first but she accepts it at the end.

Really? I didn't get that line. Did you tell her you still wanted to be with her, or that you'd moved on?

Moved on.

[CallaS]

Dave of Canada wrote...

CallaS wrote...

I want to know who else has played it and found the *very* interesting Garrus-related content hidden within.

Do share.

Okay, then-  spoilers ahead (though I doubt anyone here cares):











Garrus has a sister named Solana. The SB has a transmission log of a chat he has with her about their sick mom. He insists he'll pay for her treatments and his sister derides him by pointing out his unstable job status (I do believe she actually said he got *fired* from C-Sec the second time around, not that he quit. I may have to look again.) It is slightly implied this is part of the reason he went to Omega.

There is also a discouraging implication in the summary about Garrus that he'll never reach his full leadership potential while he's being overshadowed by Shepard. However, the Shadow Broker DLC gives me hope that they can sufficiently include a character even if they're not a permanent team member.

Addendum: there is also a log detailing the functions of his visor(!) and even has a playlist of songs(!!) he can listen to during battle. The names of his former squad have been etched into it, with Sidonis's name burned out.

Modifié par CallaS, 07 septembre 2010 - 08:19 .

[CallaS]

Sand King wrote...

CallaS wrote...

Sand King wrote...

Neria Rose wrote...

Okay, so, does anyone know what is said in the DLC if you "cheated" on Liara with Garrus? Terribly curious and I can't find a video yet of a Shep who moved on.

She said that calibrating the guns isn't the only thing Garrus is doing. She is mad a first but she accepts it at the end.

Really? I didn't get that line. Did you tell her you still wanted to be with her, or that you'd moved on?

Moved on.

Ah. That makes sense.

I did also, however, do a PT where I didn't romance Liara- and she asks about what my plans are, if I'm trying to help Garrus find some peace. I picked 'Yes', and Shep talks about how she didn't plan on finding peace in the arms of a turian, but Liara is very supportive of the idea. It was very sweet.

Modifié par CallaS, 07 septembre 2010 - 09:31 .

[Neria Rose]

Re: The interesting Garrus spoilers



I definitely care!!! That's awesome info on him, I'd been looking everywhere to see if someone had posted it somewhere.