Oh wow, lots going on in here!
Ok, one thing at a time: I didn't think that football pic could get better, but it just did. Jack is perfect, and I love the fact that Miranda is just turning her back on all of it. Works with her personality and the way her ummm...gender-based assets were used in the game

All those romance logistics discussions:
- We've mentioned in Clan V. that, while "regular", mouth-to-mouth kissing would most likely not work with a turian, entwining tongues might do. Especially since turians have a long tongue. In fact, it would be a handy alternative to kissing between two turians too. Assuming whatever they have at the front of their mouths (teeth or anything else) wouldn't get in the way.
- I don't get the biting either. If turians had incisors, it might work, but all they seem to have are extremely sharp canines. And even accounting for turian skin, I think it would hurt A LOT, even between two turians, let alone between a turian and a human, even a cybernetically enhanced one. A little bit of pain can work very well, but that just seems like it would be way past any threshold but the most hardcore one.
- Concerning rough sex, Garrus' experience with the scout definitely seems to have been rough because of the circumstances. It was anger sex, not anything romantic. However, I don't think he's embarrassed by the fact that it was rough. He seems pretty calm when talking about it, as if it was nothing out of the ordinary. I just think he's a little self-conscious that he's mentioning it to his commanding officer. Yes, they're friends, but he's never talked about this kind of thing with Shep before, Male or Female. Bottom line: I don't think all turians always need to have it rough to be satisfied. It's just that, in the specific context of anger sex, that's what is most likely to happen (for humans too, actually). I can perfectly see Garrus being more gentle with Shep, and not just because he's afraid to hurt her.
- The purring. I don't think that what's meant is actual purring. It's just that Garrus happens to have a rumble in his voice (quite a few turians do, actually, it's probably got to do with the flanging), and purring is a fitting image to describe that effect. I know I've used the term before, and that was precisely the kind of effect I meant. Not the kind of purring you'd actually hear from a cat.
- I must admit to finding Garrus' aggressiveness sexy on a fantasy level (I agree with Tootles on the Harkin scene). Would I want him to get violent with Shep? Of course not, but some fantasies are meant to STAY fantasies. The potential for aggressiveness in a man is a turn on to quite a few women, but that doesn't mean they actually
want the violence to happen to them. It's the bad boy appeal, and yes, it's very primal. Harkens back to the image of the typical dominant male. So if it works with a human male, it would also work with a turian male.
- The allergy talk. We've discussed this before: it's just a risk. It's not 100% guaranteed that Shep will get anaphylactic shock, I don't think it's even 50%. Mordin just mentions it because, well, there's a small chance that it can happen, just as there's a small chance of any allergy happening. Not everyone who eats peanut butter for the first time will have an allergic reaction to it. Not everyone who kisses a turian for the first time will go into shock. Especially not a cybernetically enhanced someone. So I think Shep can go ahead and mix fluids without being overly concerned. Same for the chafing. Just use some massage oil. I'm not saying that human-turian intercourse will necessarily be better than human-human intercourse, but it doesn't have to automatically be worse or insurmountably uncomfortable either. Plus, there's also a strong suspicion that Mordin might not be entirely serious during his sex talk convo, so he might be exaggerating.
It's a little different with Thane, because, judging by what the Wiki says, the hallucinogenic part seems to be an inherent property of drell skin, and not just to humans. So yeah, sex with Thane seems much more likely to become trippy than sex with Garrus becoming allergy-inducing.
One last thing:
battlechantress wrote...
I don't see it happening. Virmire's heat and humidity might remind him of Palaven, but I don't think Palaven got much rain. If it did, would turians really need those plates?
The plates are meant to protect against radiation, but rain and high radiation levels aren't mutually exclusive. Radiation can pass through clouds.
But even assuming it didn't rain often on Palaven, I can see rain being pleasantly refreshing to a turian. While they've adapted to the heat, they don't necessarily seem to find it pleasant.
Modifié par Nilfalasiel, 02 juillet 2010 - 09:32 .