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[ciaweth]

lovgreno wrote...

Hmmm...

If Mass Effect was a high school movie....

Garrus = The cool guy.

The cool guy with a secret life and problems at home.

[Eradyn]

Lol lovgreno...I think that's hilarious and fairly spot-on. Don't forget Udina, the alien councilors, sovereign and harbinger, and Conrad. XD

[J4N3_M3]

lovgreno wrote...

Collider wrote...

I like the brooding. When you go into the main battery it's like you're in Batman's lair.

Garrus little hideaway was adding to his coolness, it's true. But Garrus did have some one liners of coolness to make sure he never crossed the line to become the Baturian. Kind of the same with Tali actualy, her smartass sarcasms realy made her great.

Hmmm...

If Mass Effect was a high school movie....

Shepard = The new kid.
Garrus = The cool guy.
Tali = Miss know it all.
Grunt = Bully.
Wrex = Cool bully.
Saren = The leader of the bad boys. Hates the new kid.
Miranda = The popular girl.
Jacob = Sports guy.
Thane = The daydreaming poet.
Kaidan = Average guy with books.
Ashley = Average girl with training bag.
Joker = class clown.
Jack = The rebel.
Legion = The weirdo.
Kasumi = Gossip girl.
Mordin = Funny nerd.
Liara = Clumsy nerd.
Samara = Hot teacher.
Anderson = Another hot teacher.
Zaeed = Grumpy old groundkeeper.

Did I miss anyone?

LMAOOOOOOOOOO xD that's brilliant lol.
Udina = Principal
Illusive Man = Boss of the Education Department

I would see Mordin as Science Teacher though lol.

Sha'ira = Sex Ed Teacher
Nihlus = trainer
Pressly = Astronomy teacher
Calyn = English Literature Teacher xD 
Hanar = Religion teacher

[J4N3_M3]

Harbinger & Sovereign = Ministry for Education, wants to cut money everywhere

Council = the parents who never agree with what the kids do.....

[Eradyn]

Actually, I think TIM would be the creepy dude who hangs out outside the school gates...or behind the bleachers...watching...always watching. What, you know every school has one. ;p

Modifié par Eradyn, 16 septembre 2010 - 08:28 .

[J4N3_M3]

Eradyn wrote...

Actually, I think TIM would be the creepy dude who hung out outside the school gates...or behind the bleachers...watching...always watching. What, you know every school has one. ;p

but it's highschool musical....that's disney....disney has been touching kids for ages.....wait....nevermind.

[Eradyn]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

Actually, I think TIM would be the creepy dude who hung out outside the school gates...or behind the bleachers...watching...always watching. What, you know every school has one. ;p

but it's highschool musical....that's disney....disney has been touching kids for ages.....wait....nevermind.

Heee, exaaactly.

[Liec]

I'd say Shepard is the class rep. =P

[ciaweth]

We're going to get pistolwhipped for straying off topic, so Garrus.

[Sialater]

ciaweth wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Hmmm...

If Mass Effect was a high school movie....

Garrus = The cool guy.

The cool guy with a secret life and problems at home.

He needs a leather jacket for that.

[J4N3_M3]

Sialater wrote...

ciaweth wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Hmmm...

If Mass Effect was a high school movie....

Garrus = The cool guy.

The cool guy with a secret life and problems at home.

He needs a leather jacket for that.

he'd be the Bender from Breakfast Club xD .....

[lovgreno]

Yeah! Principal Udina is always making things hard for that new kid and the good teachers. Despite getting into figths with Saren, Jack and Grunt Shepard soon makes a few good friends. Their favourite teacher Anderson promises to give the gang his old wreck of a car if they all get good grades. After some months of hard work they manage to do this. However Saren shows up with a big black musclecar he calls his Sovereign and challenges them to a race! To everyones suprise Shepard agrees. Though Andersons old car cannot match Sarens Shepard enthusiasm makes the gang put their skills into upgrading it into something that can challenge Sovereign. Soon the gang takes their new shiny car named the Normandy to meet Saren on Citadell street to race....

But enough of topic I guess.

Modifié par lovgreno, 16 septembre 2010 - 08:43 .

[Sialater]

Miranda drops a scarf and Garrus pops his collar?

[J4N3_M3]

Garrus can't be Fonzie....Fonzie jumped the shark....

[Xsause]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Garrus can't be Fonzie....Fonzie jumped the shark....

And Garrus jumped the moon. :happy:

[J4N3_M3]

Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Garrus can't be Fonzie....Fonzie jumped the shark....

And Garrus jumped the moon. :happy:

O.O he did? how?

[Xsause]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Xsause wrote...

J4N3_M3 wrote...

Garrus can't be Fonzie....Fonzie jumped the shark....

And Garrus jumped the moon. :happy:

O.O he did? how?

Sheer willpower.

[goofygoff]

Garrus didn't jump the moon. The moon ducked to get out of Garrus' way.

[J4N3_M3]

wait a minute, you guys are pulling my leg, aren't you?! -.-

[Xsause]

J4N3_M3 wrote...

wait a minute, you guys are pulling my leg, aren't you?! -.-

Shocking suggestion! Xsause-fellow Clan V member confidentiality a sacred trust! Would never dream of...mockery.

Enjoy yourself while possible, Jane. Will be here studying connection between moon-jumping and Garrus' awesomeness.

[General Ashous]

Garrus jumping the moon? I think the moon was probably ducking as it had a feeling there was a laser dot on the back of it. Garrus would easily make that shot, that's why I support a shootout between him, Shepard and Aria. Certainly Garrus and Shepard would win. Then TIM would fall at their hands and finally Harbinger. Those two are unstoppable. Then throw in Thane and that's it, no one stands a chance.