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I would think assault rifle would be standard for most frontline soldiers in big formations. Maybe Garrus served on frigates and such in more specialized strike teams. Turian SWAT team anyone?

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My friend at work is married to a guy who's on the SWAT team. Apparently it's not easy to get accepted. She told me a story about how their security system got activated, so her husband went into the house to investigate. He apparently grabbed his M4 out of their car (since they don't have a gun locker, they keep it in the car), and staked out the house before she could come in.

I asked her, "How big is an M4?" She held her hands about a foot and a half apart and said, "oh, about this big."

I told her her husband was a TOTAL BADASS. :D

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I've heard it said that every husband type has some kind of "check out weird noises in the middle of the night" object to use as a weapon. A club, a gun, golf club, whatever. My brother-in-law collects weapons, and he got a replica of Gimli's axe so he had that under his bed for a while. Made all the funnier by the fact is he really short and skinny.

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This is actually pretty awesome for a picture. :3

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Pretty awesome XD

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Haha! Saw that in the group, I like :D

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

I've heard it said that every husband type has some kind of "check out weird noises in the middle of the night" object to use as a weapon. A club, a gun, golf club, whatever. My brother-in-law collects weapons, and he got a replica of Gimli's axe so he had that under his bed for a while. Made all the funnier by the fact is he really short and skinny.


So what do you think Garrus would keep under the bed?  A snipper riffle, while cool, wouldn't be useful in up close situations like dealing with prowlers.

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A pistol would probably make sense for Garrus. My mom used to keep an aluminum baseball bat next to her bed.

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Hell, unless he's been romanced by Shepard, he probably just sleeps in his armor and doesn't really need to be scared of things that go bump in the night.

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kglaser wrote...

Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I think my Shep refers to him as "tough son of a bitch ever since that Jacob line."  *said in endearing, flirty voice* "C'mere you old tough son of a bitch."


OMG.  Could I steal that for my story?  I'd pay royalties.  I loves it. :devil:


Sure, kg. Go for it.  I just now noticed this question or I'd have answered a while ago.

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I think Garrus might just slug stuff. That'd be awesome. All he needs is his fists.

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Hazzel42 wrote...

So what do you think Garrus would keep under the bed?  A snipper riffle, while cool, wouldn't be useful in up close situations like dealing with prowlers.


A plush verren teddy bear type thing.

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What's its name?

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

I think Garrus might just slug stuff. That'd be awesome. All he needs is his fists.


I can see it now.  Garrus is sound asleep...it's the middle of the night...
There's a sudden sound.  Garrus doesn't stir.  An intruder has broken into his quarters.   He starts rifling through his stuff, looking for items of value.  He finally makes the mistake of getting within a turian's arm's length of the bed...

*GARRUS PUNCH*

He opens one eye to see who he just knocked out, and goes back to sleep :lol:

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Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...

What's its name?

Larry. Larry the verren.

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I bet he sleeps with the monocle. Which would be fab. XD

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I do want to know if he takes that thing off in the shower. I mean, hello...electrocution?? XD

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Or wears it under his helmet.

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TheodoricFriede wrote...

Or wears it under his helmet.


Now that is a good question.  And if he does, does it even help??  I mean, if he's on some unforgiving planet without an atmosphere, is it giving him targeting data, or just playing tunes?

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I'm betting his helmet would just have a in-built music player, which explains why he says "Scoped and dropped" so loudly even with his helmet on.

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Has a sudden image of Garrus in the shower with that ridiculous visor:

Visor readings: water temp 38 degrees Celsius, approximately 5.4 mins left of hot water reservoir, soap down to 78%, 45% of body washed in 4.37 minutes :-P

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Hazzel42 wrote...

Has a sudden image of Garrus in the shower with that ridiculous visor:
Visor readings: water temp 38 degrees Celsius, approximately 5.4 mins left of hot water reservoir, soap down to 78%, 45% of body washed in 4.37 minutes :-P


LOL, to me, that would make the shower so stressful, knowing how much hot water was left and how long I'd been in there :lol:

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So what music would he be playing in there?

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Singing in the rain?

or ACDC.
It has nothing to do with water or showering, but i get the feeling Garrus would like ACDC.
Garrus: For those about to rock! Fire! *headshot* We salute you!

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Would Garrus sing/dance in the shower? I kind of get the feeling he probably would if he thought no one was looking.

(Imagines Garrus singing "I can't get no satisfaction" while stomping around in the shower)

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If someone was foolish enough to attack Garrus while he was sleeping, maybe he would just hit them with his sniper rifle, use it as a bat. xD That's what my Earthborn Ruthless Shepard would do, anyway.

TheodoricFriede wrote...

Singing in the rain?

or ACDC.
It has nothing to do with water or showering, but i get the feeling Garrus would like ACDC.
Garrus: For those about to rock! Fire! *headshot* We salute you!

Or "Highway To Hell" when Shepard's driving the Mako.