Calibrations: Garrus Love and Turian Discussion
#13676
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 02:47
Guest_Raga_*
#13677
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 02:57
I asked her, "How big is an M4?" She held her hands about a foot and a half apart and said, "oh, about this big."
I told her her husband was a TOTAL BADASS.
#13678
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:05
Guest_Raga_*
#13679
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:22
#13680
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:29
#13681
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:30
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I've heard it said that every husband type has some kind of "check out weird noises in the middle of the night" object to use as a weapon. A club, a gun, golf club, whatever. My brother-in-law collects weapons, and he got a replica of Gimli's axe so he had that under his bed for a while. Made all the funnier by the fact is he really short and skinny.
So what do you think Garrus would keep under the bed? A snipper riffle, while cool, wouldn't be useful in up close situations like dealing with prowlers.
#13682
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:33
#13683
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:36
#13684
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:38
Guest_Raga_*
kglaser wrote...
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I think my Shep refers to him as "tough son of a bitch ever since that Jacob line." *said in endearing, flirty voice* "C'mere you old tough son of a bitch."
OMG. Could I steal that for my story? I'd pay royalties. I loves it.
Sure, kg. Go for it. I just now noticed this question or I'd have answered a while ago.
#13685
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:41
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#13686
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:44
Hazzel42 wrote...
So what do you think Garrus would keep under the bed? A snipper riffle, while cool, wouldn't be useful in up close situations like dealing with prowlers.
A plush verren teddy bear type thing.
#13687
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:46
Guest_Raga_*
#13688
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:48
Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
I think Garrus might just slug stuff. That'd be awesome. All he needs is his fists.
I can see it now. Garrus is sound asleep...it's the middle of the night...
There's a sudden sound. Garrus doesn't stir. An intruder has broken into his quarters. He starts rifling through his stuff, looking for items of value. He finally makes the mistake of getting within a turian's arm's length of the bed...
*GARRUS PUNCH*
He opens one eye to see who he just knocked out, and goes back to sleep
#13689
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 03:53
Larry. Larry the verren.Ragabul the Ontarah wrote...
What's its name?
#13690
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:05
#13691
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:07
#13692
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:10
#13693
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:11
TheodoricFriede wrote...
Or wears it under his helmet.
Now that is a good question. And if he does, does it even help?? I mean, if he's on some unforgiving planet without an atmosphere, is it giving him targeting data, or just playing tunes?
#13694
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:15
#13695
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:16
Visor readings: water temp 38 degrees Celsius, approximately 5.4 mins left of hot water reservoir, soap down to 78%, 45% of body washed in 4.37 minutes :-P
#13696
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:18
Hazzel42 wrote...
Has a sudden image of Garrus in the shower with that ridiculous visor:
Visor readings: water temp 38 degrees Celsius, approximately 5.4 mins left of hot water reservoir, soap down to 78%, 45% of body washed in 4.37 minutes :-P
LOL, to me, that would make the shower so stressful, knowing how much hot water was left and how long I'd been in there
#13697
Guest_Raga_*
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:21
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#13698
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:22
or ACDC.
It has nothing to do with water or showering, but i get the feeling Garrus would like ACDC.
Garrus: For those about to rock! Fire! *headshot* We salute you!
Modifié par TheodoricFriede, 13 octobre 2010 - 04:27 .
#13699
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:28
(Imagines Garrus singing "I can't get no satisfaction" while stomping around in the shower)
#13700
Posté 13 octobre 2010 - 04:49
Or "Highway To Hell" when Shepard's driving the Mako.TheodoricFriede wrote...
Singing in the rain?
or ACDC.
It has nothing to do with water or showering, but i get the feeling Garrus would like ACDC.
Garrus: For those about to rock! Fire! *headshot* We salute you!





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