Sudden image in my head:
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Garrus looked over the Hammerhead and sighed deeply. He turned to Shepard slowly. "Does Cerberus have any concept of kinetic shielding? First the new Normandy has subpar armor, now this?"
Shepard shruged. "We found it in a garage on an abandoned planet, we can't be picky."
Garrus stared at Shepard. "Shepard,
I can take more bullets than this thing. The fuel runs through the armor, so the first bullet to hit it starts a fire. The second detonates the fuel and cooks us all alive."
Shepard's jaw dropped. "The fuel... runs through the armor? Which is how thick?"
Garrus tapped the Hammerhead's hull, leaving a dent. "About two micrometers. That's generous."
Shepard stood still, dumbfounded. "Who thinks it's a good idea to run the fuel through the armor?"
Garrus held up his palms. "Beats me. But we can't use this thing." He looked at the vehicle. "If you can find the resources, we can build a separate tank with better fuel lines and thicker armor. And maybe even a kinetic barrier."
Shepard nodded. "That might be a good idea."
Garrus smirked and looked at Shepard sideways. "Then we can use the new tank to drop off this one on some uncharted waste of a planet and nuke it from obrit."
Garrus suddenly felt a huge amount of weight on his chest, knocking him to the ground. He looked up into Shepard's rabid eyes. A mandible twitched as he tried to comprehend the scream.
"DO EEET! DO EEET NAO!"
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