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[kglaser]

leonia42 wrote...

Kglaser - I am crying with laughter here!

yeah, Xsause has that effect on a lot of Garrus fans

[jackkel dragon]

Aeowyn wrote...

"This is pathetic." - Garrus in ME1
My Shep: Oh just you wait Garrus. In two years time you will in my quarters being a nervous idiot because you like meeeeee.
Garrus: Lies!

Garrus: Lies! Fabrications! All of it!

(Yeah, I just read Inquisition. How did you know? ;p)

[Reptilian Rob]

kglaser wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Kglaser - I am crying with laughter here!

yeah, Xsause has that effect on a lot of Garrus fans

You should read his Crack Fics Leonia, pure gold.

[Kim Shepard]

leonia42 wrote...

And I really, really wanted a scene of Shepard stroking his fringe.

Now, this I would like to see. It would be very in-character for my FemShep too.

[kglaser]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

kglaser wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Kglaser - I am crying with laughter here!

yeah, Xsause has that effect on a lot of Garrus fans

You should read his Crack Fics Leonia, pure gold.

+1.
"Day of the Tentacle" alone is enough to counteract anything bad that may have happened to you over the past 48 hours.

[Pacifien]

leonia42 wrote...
Cold-blooded means they can adapt to the temperature. Iguanas bake in the sunlight all day, for example.

But the more I think about it, the more I think warm-blooded makes sense. It takes time for a cold-blooded organism to re-adjust their internal temperature.

Now I'm thinking it would make sense if the turians were cold-blooded considering Grunt's statement that you rarely see them out of their armor. The armor could be a means of thermal regulation when they are in less than optimum environments.

[Leonia]

kglaser wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

kglaser wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Kglaser - I am crying with laughter here!

yeah, Xsause has that effect on a lot of Garrus fans [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/tongue.png[/smilie]

You should read his Crack Fics Leonia, pure gold.

+1.
"Day of the Tentacle" alone is enough to counteract anything bad that may have happened to you over the past 48 hours. [smilie]../../../images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

At this rate I think I may die of laughter.

Modifié par leonia42, 08 janvier 2011 - 06:19 .

[Mr.BlazenGlazen]

I've talked about this with some other people. But doesn't it feel like whenever you hear garrus's voice you think hes hitting on you, even unintentionally? Hell, I bet when he talks to himself hes also hitting on himself. 

And those Brandon Keener commercials, you know that hes trying to hit on the countless thousands of people who watch them.

Modifié par Mr.BlazenGlazen, 08 janvier 2011 - 06:21 .

[mellifera]

kglaser wrote...

LOL, careful, ciaweth...Once Upon an Old Garrus Thread, I posted an innocent baby picture I found on the internetz in support of seeing Palaven in ME3, and one of dem nutty Garrus fans turned it into this:

I'm not telling who did it, but you might want to get that kitten some Xsause repellent... XD

What the... LOL

IDK, turning that kitty into a Garrus would be epic. Garrus is practically a kitty man anyway.

[kglaser]

Mr.BlazenGlazen wrote...

I've talked about this with some other people. But doesn't it feel like whenever you hear garrus's voice you think hes hitting on you, even unintentionally? Hell, I bet when he talks to himself hes also hitting on himself. 

And those Brandon Keener commercials, you know that hes trying to hit on the countless thousands of people who watch them.

I don't know about the commercials, but I'll be danged if I don't honestly hear a difference in how Garrus talks to Femshep and Maleshep...even though they're the exact same lines.  And that last conversation in ME1, where he's falling all over himself...if that means anything except, "gosh, I wish I could ask you out, but I just can't...", I'll eat a bowl full of eezo.
Good to see you, Blaze. :happy:

[Leonia]

Garrus is totally FemShep's biggest fan.

[kglaser]

yukidama wrote...
IDK, turning that kitty into a Garrus would be epic. Garrus is practically a kitty man anyway.

There was a kitty Garrus.  In a toilet bowl.

I will explain, if you wish.  But it could take a while.
It is probably better to simply appreciate the Cute and move on, if I may humbly suggest.

[Kim Shepard]

Pacifien wrote...

leonia42 wrote...
Cold-blooded means they can adapt to the temperature. Iguanas bake in the sunlight all day, for example.

But the more I think about it, the more I think warm-blooded makes sense. It takes time for a cold-blooded organism to re-adjust their internal temperature.

Now I'm thinking it would make sense if the turians were cold-blooded considering Grunt's statement that you rarely see them out of their armor. The armor could be a means of thermal regulation when they are in less than optimum environments.

Garrus does say that turians don't like the cold.

[Pacifien]

Kim Shepard wrote...
Garrus does say that turians don't like the cold.

Yeah, but who does during that mission?

[kglaser]

Pacifien wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...
Garrus does say that turians don't like the cold.

Yeah, but who does during that mission?

That's true...Tali talks of feeling cold even through her envirosuit, Kaidan can't believe how the blizzard just never stops...pretty much the only one who doesn't complain is Shepard and the ERCS donut-loving turian guard

[Reptilian Rob]

kglaser wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...
Garrus does say that turians don't like the cold.

Yeah, but who does during that mission?

That's true...Tali talks of feeling cold even through her envirosuit, Kaidan can't believe how the blizzard just never stops...pretty much the only one who doesn't complain is Shepard and the ERCS donut-loving turian guard

He was really cute, the donut Turian. lol

Dextro Donuts anyone?

[Kim Shepard]

Pacifien wrote...

Kim Shepard wrote...
Garrus does say that turians don't like the cold.

Yeah, but who does during that mission?

Well, I guess the turians who stay inside don't mind it as much. xD Poor Garrus had to fight outside in the cold on my last playthrough because of my horrible Mako-driving skills.

kglaser wrote...

...pretty much the only one who doesn't complain is Shepard and the ERCS donut-loving turian guard

My MaleShep loves Noveria's weather. It reminds him of home. MainShep tried to make a snow-turian, but those geth kept shooting at her. How rude.

[Pacifien]

Donut loving turian must have risked his very life to try one of those human donuts once just to see if he would like them. No wait, maybe what he's saying is "I can't take this cold anymore. I could really go for a donut. The levo-proteins will mercifully kill me and I won't feel cold anymore." But, you know, translator malfunction.

[Leonia]

I got the impression that most levi-amino acid based food is ok for turians but it doesn't provide any nutritional value. The inverse of that isn't true (that is, humans really shouldn't be *ahem* ingesting dextro-amino acid based things). I'm not sure how it works with alcohol, can turians still get drunk off human liquors? I was always curious about the wine that Garrus buys.

[Reptilian Rob]

Pacifien wrote...

Donut loving turian must have risked his very life to try one of those human donuts once just to see if he would like them. No wait, maybe what he's saying is "I can't take this cold anymore. I could really go for a donut. The levo-proteins will mercifully kill me and I won't feel cold anymore." But, you know, translator malfunction.

I'm writing a fic about this. haha

[Aeowyn]

@Kim



Did that snow turian happen to resemble Saren? hehe

[Aeowyn]

leonia42 wrote...

I got the impression that most levi-amino acid based food is ok for turians but it doesn't provide any nutritional value. The inverse of that isn't true (that is, humans really shouldn't be *ahem* ingesting dextro-amino acid based things). I'm not sure how it works with alcohol, can turians still get drunk off human liquors? I was always curious about the wine that Garrus buys.

No, the codex states that best case scenario nothing happens but it also doesn't provide nutrition.
Worst case, anaphylactic shock and death

[kglaser]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

Donut loving turian must have risked his very life to try one of those human donuts once just to see if he would like them. No wait, maybe what he's saying is "I can't take this cold anymore. I could really go for a donut. The levo-proteins will mercifully kill me and I won't feel cold anymore." But, you know, translator malfunction.

I'm writing a fic about this. haha

You are therefore someone to watch.
:happy:

[Reptilian Rob]

kglaser wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

Pacifien wrote...

Donut loving turian must have risked his very life to try one of those human donuts once just to see if he would like them. No wait, maybe what he's saying is "I can't take this cold anymore. I could really go for a donut. The levo-proteins will mercifully kill me and I won't feel cold anymore." But, you know, translator malfunction.

I'm writing a fic about this. haha

You are therefore someone to watch.
:happy:

That is once I finish my OTHER fics. haha

I'm so lazy...

[Kim Shepard]

Aeowyn wrote...

@Kim

Did that snow turian happen to resemble Saren? hehe

Yes, it did. Then she kicked the flashlight head off a geth for shooting through her Saren snowman.

MainShep: Don't you know who your leader is, fool? D:<