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[SavageLycan]

I love that comic. Should be an example to Bioware. They don't have to go all the way to kinky alien sex- though I'm sure there's quite a few people here who wouldn't object. Just a little more than a headbump. That's all we're asking!

[Obsydian]

OMG i love that comic. its so damned sweet! and so beautifully drawn.

[Eradyn]

Well, I figure BW isn't looking to create a porn mashup, so somewhere between "sweet" and "porn" is where I'll be content. "Kinky alien sex" ala ME1 style? I certainly wouldn't say no.

Modifié par Eradyn, 01 mai 2011 - 08:20 .

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

Eradyn wrote...

Well, I figure BW isn't looking to create a porn mashup, so somewhere between "sweet" and "porn" is where I'll be content. "Kinky alien sex" ala ME1 style? I certainly wouldn't say no.

The idiots at Fox News would have a field day .

[Nodscouter]

Like anyone as bloody xenophobic like the people who listen to Fox news would play ME.

[SavageLycan]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

Well, I figure BW isn't looking to create a porn mashup, so somewhere between "sweet" and "porn" is where I'll be content. "Kinky alien sex" ala ME1 style? I certainly wouldn't say no.

The idiots at Fox News would have a field day .

Pssh. We can avoid that. All we need to do is make up a major international crisis right before the release date.

Does anyone here know how to undertake a coup-de-tat in an oil rich nation?

[lovgreno]

Let Fox News have a tantrum at ME3 then. It will basicaly be a free commercial for BioWare.

[Nodscouter]

Plus, it would be hella hilarious.

[Platform_Error]

I love how they hug in that comic, it's kind of a side hug. And I love the way Garrus touches her face
I'd like to see a cutscene where Garrus is shirtless in Shepard's cabin because he just used her shower and as he's exciting the bathroom Shepard smirks at him and then they hug like that and she kisses his neck.

:wub:

[ArcanaLegacy]

GASP Leonia how did u hack into my pc and steal my list! ha jk. but seriously- thats almost word for word how my list is XD

I gotta add in something:
Dont forget Momma Vakarian!!

Seeing as she's sick, i imagine she's in a separate room resting as Garrus and Sol are conversating in another. Garrus' mom calls in shep so they meet. I want a tender conversation between Shep and his mother. I peg Garrus wont mention right off the bat that their together. BUT garrus' mother already knows. Just like all mothers in the world- They ALWAYS know XP She tells this to shep but also expresses acceptance. She can mention how she can see a light from her son's eyes, how he watches Shepard. A line saying "I havent seen my son that happy......for quite a long time." . As the conversation continues, i want a "I know you'll take good care of him" kinda line.

 Hey Bioware! Momma Vakarian must do something like this! Make it happen!
 BTW: we want MOAR of THIS!!!!
Gosh darn it!!!- PASSIONATE GARRUS HUGS AND FACE CARESSING!!!!

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

Well, I figure BW isn't looking to create a porn mashup, so somewhere between "sweet" and "porn" is where I'll be content. "Kinky alien sex" ala ME1 style? I certainly wouldn't say no.

The idiots at Fox News would have a field day .

Eh....as long as Shep doesnt question/mock/or insult Garrus' "turian rituals or his pride", itll all be good.
Theres a....certain story Ive read recently that got Garrus PISSED off and got him to not be so considerate anymore.....Making him rely just on his pure turian primal instincts.

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 01 mai 2011 - 08:37 .

[lovgreno]

Nodscouter wrote...

Plus, it would be hella hilarious.

Imagine the headline: Xenophilia in popular game! Your children are turned into freaks!

[AdmiralCheez]

lovgreno wrote...

Let Fox News have a tantrum at ME3 then. It will basicaly be a free commercial for BioWare.

Indeed.  We also get some glorious NSFW parodies.

Aso, I figured the Garrus thread was the best place as any to dump this off, since Garrus thinks it's appropriate lady-wooing material.

(In hindsight, the parody isn't that funny, except for the part with the salarian.)

[Platform_Error]

ArcanaLegacy wrote...


Seeing as she's sick, i imagine she's in a separate room resting as Garrus and Sol are conversating in another. Garrus' mom calls in shep so they meet. I want a tender conversation between Shep and his mother. I peg Garrus wont mention right off the bat that their together. BUT garrus' mother already knows. Just like all mothers in the world- They ALWAYS know XP She tells this to shep but also expresses acceptance. She can mention how she can see a light from her son's eyes, how he watches Shepard. A line saying "I havent seen my son that happy......for quite a long time." . As the conversation continues, i want a "I know you'll take good care of him" kinda line.

 Hey Bioware! Momma Vakarian must do something like this! Make it happen!
 BTW: we want MOAR of THIS!!!!
Gosh darn it!!!- PASSIONATE GARRUS HUGS AND FACE CARESSING!!!!

This is an excellent scenario. My heart is already melting
Aaaaah I love that hug soooooo much.

[Nodscouter]

lovgreno wrote...

Nodscouter wrote...

Plus, it would be hella hilarious.

Imagine the headline: Xenophilia in popular game! Your children are turned into freaks!

I imagine it to be ''Those damn queer-o-sexuals are taking over gaming! We have to drive out the n*ggers and jews from the gaming companies for the AMERICUH!''

[CulturalGeekGirl]

I think that Xenophilia isn't the kind of language they'd use. Think more like "deviant alien sex game perverts our youth!"

[ArcanaLegacy]

^^^^^^
I can actually see THAT being said. Freaking Fox News. I "love" how people on tv or in courts and such have the audacity to actually complain about the sex in games- but not in movies which are extremely worse, whereas in games its nothing when compared to that.

[RestARose13]

I'm just going drop this off.

[Eradyn]

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

I think that Xenophilia isn't
the kind of language they'd use. Think more like "deviant alien sex game
perverts our youth!"

Count me happily perverted, then.   They seem to have learned their lesson by ME2, though...so I think it should be relatively "safe."

Modifié par Eradyn, 01 mai 2011 - 08:50 .

[CulturalGeekGirl]

Hihane wrote...

I'm just going drop this off.

Haha yes, perfect.

Also, Wash is my favorite Firefly character. He's one of my favorite SF characters of all time.

[ArcanaLegacy]

HA! Thats perfect.

I dont know much about Wash at all, but ive heard about his personality. Watch many Garrus fans start watching that now simply because of the tweeter comment.....

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Eradyn wrote...

CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

I think that Xenophilia isn't
the kind of language they'd use. Think more like "deviant alien sex game
perverts our youth!"

Count me happily perverted, then.   They seem to have learned their lesson by ME2, though...so I think it should be relatively "safe."

Though on the other hand- Im perfectly ok with a "not-so safe" Garrus.....

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 01 mai 2011 - 09:07 .

[Eradyn]

Love it, Hihane. ^^ I'm so glad he said Mercutio and Wash. Really good choices and more people NEED to watch Firefly. By the way, guess who killed Firefly. :|

Can't tell you how happy I am to know Weekes is there as one of Garrus' writers. Aaaand now I need to rewatch Firefly. Thank you Netflix. 8D

ArcanaLegacy wrote...
Though on the other hand- Im perfectly ok with a "not-so safe" Garrus......./../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

Oh, I'm right there with you.  When I say "safe," I mean safe to run off with ME3 and fulfill all sorts of fantasies...okay, within the M-rating. 

Modifié par Eradyn, 01 mai 2011 - 09:04 .

[ArcanaLegacy]

Eradyn wrote...
Love it, Hihane. ^^ I'm so glad he said Mercutio and Wash. Really good choices and more people NEED to watch Firefly. By the way, guess who killed Firefly. :|

Can't tell you how happy I am to know Weekes is there as one of Garrus' writers. Aaaand now I need to rewatch Firefly. Thank you Netflix. 8D

Can u watch this show online? *doesnt have netflix* ....I guess here comes my Google powers.

Eradyn wrote...

ArcanaLegacy wrote...
Though on the other hand- Im perfectly ok with a "not-so safe" Garrus......./../../images/forum/emoticons/whistling.png

Oh, I'm right there with you.  When I say "safe," I mean safe to run off with ME3 and fulfill all sorts of fantasies...okay, within the M-rating. 

Girlfriend,You have no idea......
I rather like his "turian instincts" 
Word to the wise: Dont ****** off Garrus.


------{id post the story here- but id get in trouble no matter how well written it was}

Modifié par ArcanaLegacy, 01 mai 2011 - 09:12 .

[Platform_Error]

Is this "pissed off Garrus" story on Fanfic.net? Need to read, if I haven't already XD

[Liec]

magenator wrote...

A series of tweets about Garrus from Patrick Weekes

**Possibly spoilerish**

@arch4ngel @ralyse Dang it! Ah, well. Off to write some ME3 dialog. I think of ME3 Garrus as Mercutio meets Wash from Firefly... >

@arch4ngel @ralyse You do remember what Mercutio and Wash have in common, right? #deepasawell #wideasachurchdoor

@arch4ngel He'll be fine! I mean, his writer is your co-number-one-fangirl! OH WAIT...

@annlemay @arch4ngel Me? ME? Would I do that? Look at my innocent eyes! --> O.O

I can't find the other side if the conversation and I havent seen fireflys but that doesn't sound good :|

That was a funny conversation xD

arch4ngel: So @ralyse is dead to me. Would anyone like to audition to be the new #1 Garrus Fangirl in my life?
patsquinade: *raises hand*
arch4ngel: Qualifications?
patsquinade: I was mostly going to campaign on my looks. Is that a problem? I can post the Jack pic again.
arch4ngel: OH DEAR GOD NO I mean um. What are your feelings on mandibles?
patsquinade: I was in on the conversation about what he should wear while coming to your cabin. My wife picked his outfit.
arch4ngel: You are not in the fanclub then. #SHOULDABEENNAKED
patsquinade: Dang it! Ah, well. Off to write some ME3 dialog. I think of ME3 Garrus as Mercutio meets Wash from Firefly... >
patsquinade: You do remember what Mercutio and Wash have in common, right? #deepasawell #wideasachurchdoor
arch4ngel: YES YOU ARE NOT SUBTLE AT ALL AND I AM ALREADY SHAKING AND CRYING. This morning began my conspiracy theories.
ralyse: ... :\\ #IWINFOREVER Can I have my co-fangirl spot back now?
arch4ngel: Only if you say 32 Hail Garruses and NEVER TELL ME HE MIGHT DIE EVER AGAIN.
arch4ngel: I hate you both. #PARAGON #FOREVER #ALSOIMNOTMEAN
patsquinade: He'll be fine! I mean, his writer is your co-number-one-fangirl! OH WAIT...
annlemay: Yeaaah, you can never trust the writer on that one. /cough
patsquinade: Me? ME? Would I do that? Look at my innocent eyes! --> O.O

Modifié par Liec, 01 mai 2011 - 09:34 .