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SavageLycan wrote...

Eradyn wrote...

Every time I see that motivational, I can't help but think of how much I like turian tongues. :3


Naughty Turian Move No. 43980: "The Tounge Twister"

Bow Chicka Bow Wow


Naughty Turian Move No. 44002: "Motorboat Mandibles"

Really, we should make a list of these. :wizard:

... for science, of course. Don't look at me like that, damn it!

Yes, TOTP:

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Oldie but goodie. Dat glowy eye.

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Grand Admiral Cheesecake wrote...
Actually that makes a lot of sense.
So...every time my FemShep headshots a merc at 70 meters he gets turned on?...AwesomeB)


LOL.  Or every time Shep takes a Renegade interrupt.  Or...pretty much every time Shep does anything other than try to dance :P

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Wow, thread was onslaughted by new ppl while i was asleep XP ritual headbumps for all!Posted Image
Beware of tables! Posted Image

ok i think imma make a long post here- but couple things i saw in the last 6 pgs i wanted to comment on:

AdmiralCheez wrote...

@CGG: Well, yeah (and I get the feeling he didn't read that paper all the way through).

Privately, I theorize that turians find personal skill incredibly attractive. Like say you were an impressive public speaker, or a clawball champion, or could assemble a rifle faster than any other kid in boot camp... they'd find that hot. It'd also tie into their whole societal structure--where you have to be good at your job to get ahead, and the people who are most respective are the ones who've contributed the most.

Eh, just my personal musings.

^^This. A hundred times. This was how I pegged turians came about with attractions. Turians are always about rules, skills- generally being the "perfect warriors" and politicians that are "by the book". Being like such most likely gave better respect and authority, along with some form of admiration. It could be like how the krogan are- with skill being praised-but not in such a primal matter. 

Given how Garrus tells Shep that there are sparring rooms in turian ships- I imagine many females taking a liking to some of the soldiers, and ESPECIALLY vice versa. Heck- Garrus' lil "flexibility" friend was definitely turned on by Garrus after 9 rounds of hand to hand combat. Since they were both the top ranked hand2hand combatants on the ship. Mustve been hot for her to find someone who can keep up with her Posted Image

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She can die if you take your time to rescue the crew and don't send anyone to escort the survivors back to the Normandy, I think.

Actually Chakwas lives no matter what by some form of miracle XP If u take ur time to save everyone- EVERYONE else dies practically except her. Supposing she and joker are mandatory to be in every MEgame along with the normandy. heh.

SavageLycan wrote...
Turtle shell activate!

U have no idea how much i laughed to that XDDDDDD Im always emphasizing that Garrus can hide his head like a turtle in that armor.

Everyone on skype knows what pic im about to bring out.... little Garrus head popping out his huge armor!

And lookie what I found:
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^^Theyre watching Fleet & FlotillaPosted Image and he's wearing black! [anyone else realize Garrus testing his....*ahem*....reach] XD
and doesnt that looks like Saren on the lil screen-with the exception of a top fringe spike on the top??????

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ArcanaLegacy wrote...
 [anyone else realize Garrus testing his....*ahem*....reach] XD
and doesnt that looks like Saren on the lil screen-with the exception of a top fringe spike on the top??????


That totally wasn't the first thing I noticed.  My eyes did NOT drift there.  Bill Clinton did NOT have a sexual relationship with that woman.  :whistle:

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CulturalGeekGirl wrote...

That said, I think the Turians are less likely to ooh and ah over artists and performers, and more likely to be impressed by that rifle kid, or people who have profoundly practical skills that contribute to society. Which isn't better or worse than what we do, but it's interesting.

Yep.

This would, of course, mean that turian flirting is indistinguishable from competition.  The two kids in the back of the computer science class who constantly try to outdo each other with creating their own firewalls and hacking into the other's?  They'll be dating within a week.  It would also mean that someone beating you at your own game is incredibly hot, and you'd better beat them back if you want a chance in hell with them.

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 About Fleet and Flotilla, I noticed the turian in that conversation has an unused line. Maybe he was not as friend-zoned as we thought. :whistle:

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Liec wrote...

 About Fleet and Flotilla, I noticed the turian in that conversation has an unused line. Maybe he was not as friend-zoned as we thought. :whistle:


I always felt so bad for that turian. I share his pain XD. DERN YOU OBLIVIOUS QUARIAN GAL. 

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What does it say?

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Needs more turians.

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Okay, I feel better. And I love Meken's work. And Valern because he's a grumpy old dick.

Original location and artist, y'all.

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RunicDragons wrote...

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Oh man, the game is going to be released in the first 3 months of 2012, thats even longerrrrrr.

it's on the facebook page. :crying:

But hey, look on the bright side :lol:

BioWare are taking their time to make Mass Effect 3 even better! :lol:

They need more time to figure out how to fit all of Garrus' awesomeness into the game.

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 I just found out about the pushing back of the game.   I made this face. :o:(

Sad Jen!  Also, damn I missed a lot. Busy day for you guys I guess. lol. Um. yeah, nothing really to say. 
*waves*  hi everyone! :D

here, have a confused Garrus fr your time. 

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Needs more turians.

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Original location and artist, y'all.


OMG that's completely gorgeous. <3
And as an old-timer (from at least Garrus Thread Version 2.0), let me say, this is the best crowd I've seen in nearly a year.  Y'all are awesome! :wizard: Keep the Garrus love goin'! B)

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Obsydian wrote...

 I just found out about the pushing back of the game.   I made this face. :o:(


That was my first reaction, too.
But as a gamer who has seen far too many rushed releases and sloppy "in-time-for-Christmas" jobs, I'll gladly take the extra time...IF it results in an excellent product.  I don't want ME1/2 is to ME3 as DA:O is to DA2. :pinched:

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Oh i TOTALLY agree, kg... i really do,but its still one hell of a sadface. and its really good that they won't be competing with Skyrim and all of the Christmas releases and all that BS. but still. suck.

also I REALLY like that picture of the counselor. I adore his (her?) work so much. :D

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Meken is a she, for future reference.

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More time to play TOR and Skyrim before ME3 madness sets in.. that's my half-full outlook.

Besides we have some cool kids in this thread to talk to and hang out with while we wait. Ya'll were killing me on Skype yesterday. Still waiting on the table fanart.

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leonia42 wrote...

Besides we have some cool kids in this thread to talk to and hang out with while we wait. Ya'll were killing me on Skype yesterday. Still waiting on the table fanart.




thank you cheez. lol, i should have gone by the rule of "generally female till proven to have a dingdong"

OMG, leonia, i seriously nearly died in there yesterday. that was SO MUCH FUN and needs to happen again soon. :D table fanart is actually gonna get doodled tomorrow, i hope. also i will finally start on the harem. i didn't have time today. :(

lol, i need to start makin lists of all the fanarts that I owe this thread. Just keep bugging me, cause i'll get distracted by Nihlus,  Mass Effect, something shiny and forget what i'm doing. :D

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Obsydian wrote...

leonia42 wrote...

Besides we have some cool kids in this thread to talk to and hang out with while we wait. Ya'll were killing me on Skype yesterday. Still waiting on the table fanart.




thank you cheez. lol, i should have gone by the rule of "generally female till proven to have a dingdong"

OMG, leonia, i seriously nearly died in there yesterday. that was SO MUCH FUN and needs to happen again soon. :D table fanart is actually gonna get doodled tomorrow, i hope. also i will finally start on the harem. i didn't have time today. :(

lol, i need to start makin lists of all the fanarts that I owe this thread. Just keep bugging me, cause i'll get distracted by Nihlus,  Mass Effect, something shiny and forget what i'm doing. :D


I was laughing my ass off off-mic last night. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. It just further cements my love of Garrus fans XD

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Needs more turians.

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Okay, I feel better. And I love Meken's work. And Valern because he's a grumpy old dick.

Original location and artist, y'all.


Probably the best work on ME's universe, period. Actually, I love his rendition of quarians. Absolutely perfect, in my opinion.

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AdmiralCheez wrote...

Needs more turians.

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Okay, I feel better. And I love Meken's work. And Valern because he's a grumpy old dick.

Original location and artist, y'all.

:wub:
Dose this artist host work anywhere other than deviant art?

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SavageLycan wrote...


I was laughing my ass off off-mic last night. Some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a while. It just further cements my love of Garrus fans XD


you shoulda been laughing your ass off ON-mic last night.   and yes. Garrus fans are the best fans of anything ever.  :D  i seriously love you guys. <3

and you just reminded me that I missed two posts of Garrus Effect that i need to go see.  I hate being busy and unable to read things all day. 
Does that make me pathetic?

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Hey Savage, do you have a website/blog/whatever with all the Garrus Effect stuff on it? Would make it easier to see it all (and show off so much awesome all at once).

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 Ok. so looking at those, Savage...  i did this.  :blink::happy::lol::o
(i apologize for copious use of emoticons. i have a soft spot in my heart for them)  

I agree that there can NEVER be enough of Garrus pointing a gun.  I have a kink for gun!porn so... yes. just... :D  well..  yes. 

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Hi new people! We welcome all!

I agree Obsy... Garrus + guns = sexytimes

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Hey, Garrus thread! It's been a while since I dropped by, but I'm just here to say that you guys are being as amazing as ever and I'm glad to see so many new faces since I was last here ;)