Guest_Arcian_*
Jealous? They'd be jumping into bed with her faster than you could say "Calibrations".MoonEcho wrote...
...Although, humph, what are the odds d'ya'think of Bioware being evil enough to put a hot, unrelated female turian on board with Shepard and Garrus? Y'know, to torment Garrus and/or to see if Garrus-romancing Sheps would get jealous?
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SavageLycan wrote...
You know what's fun? Making Garrus fans' heads explode.
With that said: The Priiiize
SavageLycan wrote...
You know what's fun? Making Garrus fans' heads explode.
With that said: The Priiiize
Guest_Arcian_*
Well, he IS a well-equipped guy with a big arsenal. And a powerful shooter who can savor a good recoil. And as we saw on Omega, he can last for long times in tricky positions.Obsydian wrote...
also... yay double entendre?
Arcian wrote...
Well, he IS a well-equipped guy with a big arsenal. And a powerful shooter who can savor a good recoil. And as we saw on Omega, he can last for long times in tricky positions.Obsydian wrote...
also... yay double entendre?
... I could do this all day. Not sure if want, though.
I like where this conversation is going.Arcian wrote...
Well, he IS a well-equipped guy with a big arsenal. And a powerful shooter who can savor a good recoil. And as we saw on Omega, he can last for long times in tricky positions.
... I could do this all day. Not sure if want, though.
AdmiralCheez wrote...
I like where this conversation is going.Arcian wrote...
Well, he IS a well-equipped guy with a big arsenal. And a powerful shooter who can savor a good recoil. And as we saw on Omega, he can last for long times in tricky positions.
... I could do this all day. Not sure if want, though.
Guest_Arcian_*
You know what Garrus does every day besides calibrating? He polishes his gun.Obsydian wrote...
Arcian wrote...
Well, he IS a well-equipped guy with a big arsenal. And a powerful shooter who can savor a good recoil. And as we saw on Omega, he can last for long times in tricky positions.Obsydian wrote...
also... yay double entendre?
... I could do this all day. Not sure if want, though.
oh PLEASE do. i will love you forever.<3<3 i'm giggling so hard right now i can't breathe.
please please?
Arcian wrote...
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You know what Garrus does every day besides calibrating? He polishes his gun.
The first thing Garrus taught Shepard was how to properly bump his head.
Garrus always uses protection before going into certain tumbles.
Garrus has many moves from his time in the turian army, and he likes to impress Shepard with them.
When asked, Garrus divulges that he's totally cool with serving under Shepard.
When Shepard asked for help with a bathroom leak, Garrus offered to fix her plumbing.
Being responsible for the Mako's performance during the Eden Prime War, it was Garrus duty to regularly try it out with Shepard.
When Shepard walks into the room, Garrus stands salute.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is enough for tonight. My mind is scarred enough as it is, thank you very much.
Corrence wrote...
am i weird if i just spent 1 hour designing turian underwears?
Modifié par Platform_Error, 07 mai 2011 - 02:31 .
Obsydian wrote...
Not at all, Corrence. In fact now i'm curious.
In this thread things like that are perfectly normal.Corrence wrote...
am i weird if i just spent 1 hour designing turian underwears?
Platform_Error wrote...
Corrence wrote...
am i weird if i just spent 1 hour designing turian underwears?
I love everyone who posts here
This.lovgreno wrote...
In this thread things like that are perfectly normal.Corrence wrote...
am i weird if i just spent 1 hour designing turian underwears?
Modifié par RunicDragons, 07 mai 2011 - 05:20 .
Modifié par Obsydian, 07 mai 2011 - 05:20 .
Modifié par RunicDragons, 07 mai 2011 - 05:34 .
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