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[lovgreno]

Great, now I imagine bad lines from a elcor gay porn movie from the seventies in my head.

Edit: So my old enemy TotP, we meet again...

Modifié par lovgreno, 10 mai 2011 - 07:31 .

[Sialater]

The music is worse.

[AdmiralCheez]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

You know, I have been scrying my brains for something about Garrus that hasn't been discussed on this thread. And I got nadda.

Unless...
Anyone else think that Garrus' visor has x-ray vision? Especially when he is looking at Shepard like this:

*snip*

Yup. Definately mentally undressing her.

To be honest, I don't think Garrus is attracted to Shepard's body (he mentions this, I believe).  In fact, he may be just slightly grossed out by it.  Not enough to prohibit boning, but just a teeny tiny bit squick for him, in the same way that the jagged carapace may be a bit of a turn off for the occasional FemShep.

FUNNY BUMPS, HOW DO THEY WORK?!

[Bolboreta]

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

You know, I have been scrying my brains for something about Garrus that hasn't been discussed on this thread. And I got nadda.

Unless...
Anyone else think that Garrus' visor has x-ray vision? Especially when he is looking at Shepard like this:

Yup. Definately mentally undressing her.

LOL

Probably. He even flirted with her at this moment: some women find facial scars attractive... He flirted first!!!! Yeah, I keep telling me that 

[Tasha vas Nar Rayya]

I know he says he isn't attracted to humans like that.
But it is Shepard. And everyone knows that Shepards practically radiate sex appeal.
Na, I know Garrus is probably not a fan of dem funny bumps. I wonder if they find the turian ladies sexually attractive?

[Surmansuuhun]

I got to think that even if he doesn't like the look of Shepard initially...he'll, how do I put this delicately, like the tactile aspects. Everyone likes feeling funny bumps. Plus, uh, I'm getting dirty again, human females are probably...smaller than Turian females.

Ok, ok. Sorry! I'm a bad person. I should not post stuff like this. Especially at work...or probably ever.

[AdmiralCheez]

"Supportive" waist, nice fringe, flexibility, and combat aptitude. Basically, if you have nice hips and can kick some serious ass, the turian gentlemen approve.

If Garrus is anything to go by, anyway.

@Surma: PffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!  Oh, you.

Modifié par AdmiralCheez, 10 mai 2011 - 07:46 .

[Surmansuuhun]

@Cheez: True.
I think he gets a bit too excited about how awesome Shepard is at sniping. He certainly likes to shout about it.

Hehe.

[Sable Rhapsody]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

"Supportive" waist, nice fringe, flexibility, and combat aptitude. Basically, if you have nice hips and can kick some serious ass, the turian gentlemen approve.

And FemShep does rock the hips.  Not as much as, say, Tali or Miranda, but she's got some nice hips there.

Arcian wrote...

I mean, to each his own, but overly exotic "cool" names on characters who should really just be named Bob or Anna given their cultural background just slaps my suspension of disbelief into the ground with the force of two million calibrations.

Well, in Mass Effect, humanity is more of a cultural hodgepodge.  I mean, a name like Kaidan Alenko isn't exactly commonplace IRL at the moment either.

I tend to split the difference when it comes to names; they have to be pronounceable and make sense in the setting, but they can be a little exotic or weird--they are super-special protagonists.  My Warden is Soria, my Hawke is Natale, and my Shepard is Kaliya.

[Surmansuuhun]

As per naming: I pick themes with my names. Since my Shepard is based off of Olivia Dunham, her name is Olivia. I also have an Evelyn (because I love that name) and then an Evie (because I'm not as creative as I'd like).

I have a renegade planned, a Swedish B*stard with the awesome name of Magnus. He's got the blonde hair and dark handlebar mustache/beardthing and cold blue eyes. He will be absolutely heartless. If I can stomach playing him.

Lots of times I delve into Finnish mythology for names because they are cool. Hedningarna and Suden Aika albums help out a lot for naming as well.

My go to name for my fantasy game characters, which is always first a gay, male mage, is Naphtali (That's him as my avatar). I know no one asked, but I felt like sharing.

Modifié par Surmansuuhun, 10 mai 2011 - 08:01 .

[RunicDragons]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

"Supportive" waist, nice fringe, flexibility, and combat aptitude. Basically, if you have nice hips and can kick some serious ass, the turian gentlemen approve.

If Garrus is anything to go by, anyway.

@Surma: PffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!  Oh, you.

The main reason why Garrus likes Shepard is because of their history together, and also her nice hips and aggressivity in combat. <3

Modifié par RunicDragons, 10 mai 2011 - 08:30 .

[SavageLycan]

Bolboreta wrote...

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

You know, I have been scrying my brains for something about Garrus that hasn't been discussed on this thread. And I got nadda.

Unless...
Anyone else think that Garrus' visor has x-ray vision? Especially when he is looking at Shepard like this:

Yup. Definately mentally undressing her.

LOL

Probably. He even flirted with her at this moment: some women find facial scars attractive... He flirted first!!!! Yeah, I keep telling me that 

We all know what he's thinking...

"IT'S JAZZ. IT'S JAZZ BABY!"

Modifié par SavageLycan, 10 mai 2011 - 08:37 .

[Twilight_Princess]

AdmiralCheez wrote...

Tasha vas Nar Rayya wrote...

You know, I have been scrying my brains for something about Garrus that hasn't been discussed on this thread. And I got nadda.

Unless...
Anyone else think that Garrus' visor has x-ray vision? Especially when he is looking at Shepard like this:

*snip*

Yup. Definately mentally undressing her.

To be honest, I don't think Garrus is attracted to Shepard's body (he mentions this, I believe).  In fact, he may be just slightly grossed out by it.  Not enough to prohibit boning, but just a teeny tiny bit squick for him, in the same way that the jagged carapace may be a bit of a turn off for the occasional FemShep.

FUNNY BUMPS, HOW DO THEY WORK?!

I don't think he's ever been grossed out by shep, I mean did you see how quick he says "yeah definitely"?   The hesitation happens when he realizes that things are not so straight forward. It's shepard , his best friend, his commander, a human, he got so caught up in the flirtation that he didn't really think about all the possible complications that could happen. That's when the cold feet part happens, like everything garrus does he tends to jump into things without thinking, if he wants something he just goes for it, leaving c-sec, going to omega... sleeping with shepard  Nothing ever goes right for the guy so I can get why he starts to worry when you speak to him again after reach and flexibility.
 
He also tells you himself that shep doesn't make him uncomfortable he's just never looked at humans like that, but since it's shepard she’s special enough that it becomes a non issue. I agree that he isn't physically attracted to her initially but  not being physically attracted doesn't mean "ew gross" it could just mean indifference. I'd say the admiration was always there, perhaps even bordering on a bit of a crush because shep's awesome and all that (turians dig strength, skill etc) but yeah I don't think garrus ever thought "I'd love to hit that".

I do think with time he'll eventually find things he finds attractive, there was a small indication of it when he expressed surprise at shep's "supportive waist".

[SavageLycan]

Arcian wrote...

So I've gotten sucked into ME2 again after making a quick playthrough to generate some screens of my FemShep, and when I brought Garrus along on Mordin's recruitment mission, I hear this:

"There's the cure. Now let's get those fans turned on."

HE KNOWS. HE GODDAMN KNOWS.

BOW CHICKA BOW WOW

[CroGamer002]

^Why would I touch your visor Garrus?

[CroGamer002]

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

^Why would I touch your visor Garrus?

Psst, he means the fringe!

Do I look like a queer to you Garrus?

Modifié par Mesina2, 10 mai 2011 - 09:29 .

[CroGamer002]

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

^Why would I touch your visor Garrus?

Psst, he means the fringe!

Do I look like a queer to you Garrus?

It's Guy Love, Shepard, and there's nothing gay about it!

OK, we can go for the hug, but why would I EVER touch your fringe?!

She would, but not me.

[RunicDragons]

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

^Why would I touch your visor Garrus?

Psst, he means the fringe!

Do I look like a queer to you Garrus?

It's Guy Love, Shepard, and there's nothing gay about it!

This! 

[Obsydian]

Arcian wrote...

lovgreno wrote...

Great, now I imagine bad lines from a elcor gay porn movie from the seventies in my head.

Elcor 1: "Aroused; harder, harder."
Elcor 2: "With barely contained pleasure; I'm coming."

NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR THAT, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.

oh you went there...... lol


and i totally want to touch the fringe. no doubt about it.   sadly at work, can't watch videos.

[CroGamer002]

Arcian wrote...

Mesina2 wrote...

OK, we can go for the hug, but why would I EVER touch your fringe?!

Because it's smooth and silky?

Come on, just a fast stroke, it won't kill you.



You know what, let's just drop it. That came out wrong.

And I was about to touch it.

Oh well, your loss.