I've just had a crazy idea for a comic strip... Anyone want to draw it for me?

I've probably got some of the room names wrong and I haven't written any of the facial expressions, but I'm sure you can guess what they are...
[forward battery]
Shepard: Hey Garrus, how are you?
Garrus: Can it wait a minute...?
Shepard thinks: Calibrations... how long do they take?
[engineering]
Shepard: Tali! Fancy a chat?
Tali: I really need to clean the engine.
Shepard thinks: How dirty can it possibly be?
[tech lab]
Shepard: Mordin?
Mordin: Too busy.
[Miranda’s office]
Shepard: How are you doing Miranda?
Miranda: Why don’t you talk to your best friend Jack?
[lower engineering]
Shepard: Hi Jack!
Jack: I’m not in the girls club Shepard.
Shepard thinks: okay...
[cargo hold]
Shepard: Grunt, how are you doing?
Grunt: I have everything I ever wanted!
Shepard thinks: and that means you can’t talk to me because...?
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Shepard thinks: Maybe I’m going about this in the wrong way...
[forward battery]
Shepard: Hey Garrus, want to have sex?
Garrus: Definitely! Do you think it would work?
[tech lab]
Mordin: Ah Shepard, wanted to talk to you. Medical matters.
[mess hall]
Garrus: Hey, did I ever tell you about that time with the scout? I had the reach...
[Kasumi’s room]
Kasumi: Everyone’s talking about you and Garrus.
[forward battery]
Garrus: You know me, I always like to savour the last shot...
[headbump scene]
Shepard: Garrus...
[fades to black]
Shepard: You talk too much.