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[FuturePasTimeCE]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

his penis is something to swwon over

Obviously...all the FemSheps want him, even if they don't.

I hear he has magical balls, Krogan pay extra for that kind of action

 I have magical marbals too... they're like fruity pebbles then grow into giant boulders

[Ashira Shepard]

justinnstuff wrote...


+10 internets 

Yay! I never won internets before! 

[Crimmsonwind]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

his penis is something to swwon over

Obviously...all the FemSheps want him, even if they don't.

I hear he has magical balls, Krogan pay extra for that kind of action

 I have magical marbals too... they're like fruity pebbles then grow into giant boulders

I think that's called testicular cancer.

[Onyx Jaguar]

FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

jlb524 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

his penis is something to swwon over

Obviously...all the FemSheps want him, even if they don't.

I hear he has magical balls, Krogan pay extra for that kind of action

 I have magical marbals too... they're like fruity pebbles then grow into giant boulders

you shouuld get that checked out, balls aren't suppose to react that way

[Onyx Jaguar]

AshiraShepard wrote...

justinnstuff wrote...


+10 internets 

Yay! I never won internets before! 

its like winning the lottery, except not

[Crimmsonwind]

mashavasilec wrote...

Seriously, OP? Marbals?

He also thinks that Shepard has multiple groins. I beginning to think he hasn't passed a basic health class. Or elementary school.

[Sakhalin]

ARAB MONNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[Onyx Jaguar]

Crimmsonwind wrote...

mashavasilec wrote...

Seriously, OP? Marbals?

He also thinks that Shepard has multiple groins. I beginning to think he hasn't passed a basic health class. Or elementary school.

Maybe he got high and did them in reverse order, that happens sometimes

[Sakhalin]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Crimmsonwind wrote...

mashavasilec wrote...

Seriously, OP? Marbals?

He also thinks that Shepard has multiple groins. I beginning to think he hasn't passed a basic health class. Or elementary school.

Maybe he got high and did them in reverse order, that happens sometimes

Oh yeah, like BusomJack.

[ratzerman]

jlb524 wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

his penis is something to swwon over

Obviously...all the FemSheps want him, even if they don't.

My femShep didn't even know she wanted him until her voice started talkin.

Her brain was like.... "I'm gay!"
But her voice was like .... "not anymore! Look at that delicious piece of man infront of you!"
Then her brain was like..... "But..... Liara."
Then her voice was like.... "Liara ain't no chick neither.... get with teh menz!"
Then her brain was like.... "OK!"

[Onyx Jaguar]

I'm telling ya, those balls are mystical

[Onyx Jaguar]

Mr. Hudson I would like to thank you for Jacob's balls. They are delightful.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Shavon wrote...

Sakhalin wrote...

Shavon wrote...

Sakhalin wrote...

Shavon wrote...

justinnstuff wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Our pillows have razors in them, makes it much more fun

S&M pillow fight? Even better!! 

Those pillows won't last for a minute

Only on yo' head!!!!

Yo callin me a pinheadd?

B!tch pleaz

j00 wanna take this outside YO????

Uh .  .  . * looks around, confused*

We iz ouside 

PLOT HOLE

[jlb524]

ratzerman wrote...

My femShep didn't even know she wanted him until her voice started talkin.

Her brain was like.... "I'm gay!"
But her voice was like .... "not anymore! Look at that delicious piece of man infront of you!"
Then her brain was like..... "But..... Liara."
Then her voice was like.... "Liara ain't no chick neither.... get with teh menz!"
Then her brain was like.... "OK!"

My theory is:  this is all Miranda's fault.  Becuase Jacob wouldn't leave her alone, she tried to re-program FemShep to be madly attracted to and in love with him. 

[Crimmsonwind]

mashavasilec wrote...

As Casey Hudson i'd like to embrace the fact that Jacob romance is so popular

Mr Hudson, in ME3, can Jacob not have unnaturally wide shoulders and an unnaturally small waist? He's a nice guy and all but I'm a little put off by his monstrous freak body.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Bioware saw the olympics and decided that the perfect man was Michael Phelps. Jacob with Phelps build and those majestic balls, mmm

[Onyx Jaguar]

jlb524 wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

My femShep didn't even know she wanted him until her voice started talkin.

Her brain was like.... "I'm gay!"
But her voice was like .... "not anymore! Look at that delicious piece of man infront of you!"
Then her brain was like..... "But..... Liara."
Then her voice was like.... "Liara ain't no chick neither.... get with teh menz!"
Then her brain was like.... "OK!"

My theory is:  this is all Miranda's fault.  Becuase Jacob wouldn't leave her alone, she tried to re-program FemShep to be madly attracted to and in love with him. 

Miranda is sneaky like that