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[Sakhalin]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Mr. Hudson I would like to thank you for Jacob's balls. They are delightful.

And tasty.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Shavon wrote...

Dude, if we're going to get a chance to ask Casey questions, I want to demend to know if we can have m/m romances in ME3



MY SHEPARD HAS BEEN DEPRIVED FOR TOO LONG!!!

Looks like they just can't get enough of the tension 

[Whatever Works]

Woody was always creepy, then again in hindsight Toy Story was kind of creepy in a way...

[1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96]

Sakhalin wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

YAH MANG FemShep sounds HELLA sexy when she's flirtin' wit Jacob!!  "I was just interested in....taalking for a bit."  She wants him yo!!

lol!!!1 omg yes!! I mean she was like 2 years gone so of course she is like totaly horny!!  

[Whatever Works]

I wonder.



If someone has been in a coma for a long time is it directly proportionate to how badly they need to get screwed?



LIke a month long not so bad, but 15 years OMG has to have it right nao

[Whatever Works]

Guys this is science. We have to figure this out on the scale of horny

[Sakhalin]

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

Sakhalin wrote...

ratzerman wrote...

1337_SNiP3R_D00d_96 wrote...

also whats wrong with the femshep dialoge? i like her, especelly when you talk with jacob then femshep sounds really sexy!! lol!!

OMG! I know, dude. My femShep was only into chicks before she saw Jacob. Now she's all about the weiner.

YAH MANG FemShep sounds HELLA sexy when she's flirtin' wit Jacob!!  "I was just interested in....taalking for a bit."  She wants him yo!!

lol!!!1 omg yes!! I mean she was like 2 years gone so of course she is like totaly horny!!  

Jacob's schlong is perfect for those two years worth of missed action!!

[ratzerman]

Shavon wrote...

Dude, if we're going to get a chance to ask Casey questions, I want to demend to know if we can have m/m romances in ME3



MY SHEPARD HAS BEEN DEPRIVED FOR TOO LONG!!!

There are no gayz in teh future!  PG-13, remember?!!!

Axually, the only gayz in teh future are lesbian vampires!

Everyone else.... straight as an arrow. PG-13!  With f-bombs, human liquification, and lesbo serial killers!

[Whatever Works]

So I'm guessing that the longer hte coma the more horny you are and because of the length of the coma you probably aren't fully set in the head so you'll most likely take it from wherever you see it

[jlb524]

ratzerman wrote...

There are no gayz in teh future!  PG-13, remember?!!!

Axually, the only gayz in teh future are lesbian vampires!

Everyone else.... straight as an arrow. PG-13!  With f-bombs, human liquification, and lesbo serial killers!

I've seen human liquification is Disney Movies, for rlz!

[Whatever Works]

We all have, those things are damn violent

[Onyx Jaguar]

Transformers raped my eyes and that was PG-13

[Sakhalin]

LesEnfantsTerribles wrote...

In ME2, we have a man basically enslaving his crew and raping all of the women. All because he wants to. That's okay, it's a PG-13 movie.

But homosexual romance? Ewwwwww!!!

EWWW TEH GAYZ

Jacob romance only for Femshep in ME3!!!!!111one

[Crimmsonwind]

Whatever Works wrote...

I wonder.

If someone has been in a coma for a long time is it directly proportionate to how badly they need to get screwed?

LIke a month long not so bad, but 15 years OMG has to have it right nao

I'll go get my lab coat. Let's figure this sh!t out.

[Onyx Jaguar]

Those balls better make it in ME 3, they are the key to ****ing the reapers I mean fighting the reapers

[Inquisitor Recon]

I laid down the law in this topic and am ashamed to see what you people have implied here! Shepard isn't gay. He is the pure opposite of gay, in fact any gay person who comes within 500 meters of Shepard turns straight because Shepard is just that cool! The future is a place filled with badass one-liners, sexy blue alien women, reporter punching, and lots of yelling and explosions. It is no place for a fabulous Shepard! In fact, genetic modification probably means there are virtually no gays in the future, so deal with it.

ME3 needs more sideboob. And if MaleShepard (who is the only real Shepard) saves Kaidan is it really that awkward?

Modifié par ReconTeam, 28 juin 2010 - 07:47 .

[Sakhalin]

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Those balls better make it in ME 3, they are the key to ****ing the reapers I mean fighting the reapers

Even the Reapers want those balls!  Jacob - The Ultimate Sacrifice

[Onyx Jaguar]

Sakhalin wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

Those balls better make it in ME 3, they are the key to ****ing the reapers I mean fighting the reapers

Even the Reapers want those balls!  Jacob - The Ultimate Sacrifice

Either Shepard dies taking down the Reapers, Liara dies taking down the Reapers or Jacob will get some action in order to influence the reapers away.

Its a "Dark Ritual" if you will and it is "edgy" and "interesting" and does not make a joke of the entire plot

[Onyx Jaguar]

mashavasilec wrote...

Was Human Reaper supposed to have balls?

Balls of Steel Mr. Hudson, and it was included as a hidden mini-game, but of course you know you had to cut it because you coudln't get it running on Vista

[Onyx Jaguar]

sexy blasphemy