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What you think of the Mass Effect 2: Dialogue Option (is it written mainly for the fem shep?)


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Was Human Reaper supposed to have balls?


Balls of Steel Mr. Hudson, and it was included as a hidden mini-game, but of course you know you had to cut it because you coudln't get it running on Vista


OMG, did i really cut human reaper balls? I hate meself

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To ReconTeam...but in ME3 the plot is that the Reapers will turn every alien gay to make all the homophobes kill themselves, making humanity weaker and then they can attack without harm.



ME3 is gonna be a fail if Shepard can just walk in an epic manner causing random explosions and fix it all...

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mashavasilec wrote...

Onyx Jaguar wrote...

mashavasilec wrote...

Was Human Reaper supposed to have balls?


Balls of Steel Mr. Hudson, and it was included as a hidden mini-game, but of course you know you had to cut it because you coudln't get it running on Vista


OMG, did i really cut human reaper balls? I hate meself


It was actually the mechanic of attacking the main frame of the reaper.  You had to force the balls to attack in a way of physics but the Unreal Engine is inept and incapable of proper physics simulation

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Crab people, crab people

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Mr. Hudson you really wanted those balls but the design team couldn't get it to work. Sorry for bringing up bad memories.

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At least they made Jacob's balls work

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Sakhalin wrote...

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In ME2, we have a man basically enslaving his crew and raping all of the women. All because he wants to. That's okay, it's a PG-13 movie.

But homosexual romance? Ewwwwww!!!


EWWW TEH GAYZ

Jacob romance only for Femshep in ME3!!!!!111one

OMG! I SAW TEH PIC OF THAT HAXXORED GAY SHEP!!!!

DUZ THAT MENE IM GAY NAO?!!! 

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Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.

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ReconTeam wrote...

Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.


Face it, you're getting trolled xD

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ReconTeam wrote...

Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.


Dude, Zevran's adorable.  He's like a horny puppy dog.

No seriously, he was humping my Warden's leg all through the Deep Roads.

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But this thread was supposed to be a celebration of badass stuff. Quick, think up of some one-liners for Shepard to say while killing people.

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Mother****er, I hope you like lead for dinner

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ReconTeam wrote...

But this thread was supposed to be a celebration of badass stuff. Quick, think up of some one-liners for Shepard to say while killing people.

It has to be corny, too. Like "looks like your number is up, pal" as he guns someone down.

And Fabulous!Shep is bad ass. Don't lie.

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I got one. How about your at a ship docking area and you shoot a guy off a ledge and say:

"Looks like your flight just got... moved forward."

Yeah!




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Crimmsonwind wrote...

ReconTeam wrote...

But this thread was supposed to be a celebration of badass stuff. Quick, think up of some one-liners for Shepard to say while killing people.

It has to be corny, too. Like "looks like your number is up, pal" as he guns someone down.

And Fabulous!Shep is bad ass. Don't lie.


This.

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Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.


Different game

Why are people so dumb?

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ReconTeam wrote...

Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.


Hello good sir,
                            you appear to have lost your common sense and thrown decency out the window. Please exit stage left before you humiliate the human race further. :wizard:

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Your sentences look like platforming puzzles

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I can't believe this went 350+ replies... I even took a legitimate break...

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Shavon wrote...

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Face it, Shepard isn't gay so stop trying to gay up the game. Zevran from Dragon Age has you covered.


Different game

Why are people so dumb?

Because they don't understand that Shepard having a VA and a fixed name does not mean he is the same character every time.

Also, there is the whole "EWW BUTSECKS" reaction.

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I can't believe this went 350+ replies... I even took a legitimate break...


You have the power of the Onyx behind you

AKA Black Panthers

wait

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Suple double post extraganza!

Modifié par ReconTeam, 28 juin 2010 - 08:34 .


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Shavon wrote...
Different game
Why are people so dumb?


No your dumb! And that doesn't justify gaying ME up.

How about when Shepard snap's that guys nech on Miranda's loyality mission he says:
"You should really take... a break!"

Modifié par ReconTeam, 28 juin 2010 - 08:34 .


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ReconTeam wrote...

But this thread was supposed to be a celebration of badass stuff. Quick, think up of some one-liners for Shepard to say while killing people.

:unsure: thank you!!! man hug!!!^_^ no ******....:) gaying up the ME action and paragon system

Modifié par FuturePasTimeCE, 28 juin 2010 - 08:36 .


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FuturePasTimeCE wrote...

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Mother****er, I hope you like lead for dinner

yes, great lines... more manliness for the next script... 


OMFG YES

"Survive!"

"I want you to go over there, and that him in the face, really ****ing hard"

"I've got an idea why don't you take a step back AND **** YOUR OWN FACE!"

"We do not negotiate with terrorists"

"Ain't nothin' but a thing"

WHO LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN