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[Tystone]

You know, down deep you have always had this great fear about what's really going on in the world of Dragon Age...You're not 100% sure, but you've seen the hints! You know what I'm talking about! Say It!
No, don't just read it..Say it outloud!

Gayness!

You have watched and worried...You were never brave enough to ask...but you knew...
The sights and sounds are everywhere. The words, the clothing...the magic colors! Gay colors if you ask me!
How Duncan goes off and tries to be all rugged and manly yet you've seen the gold earrings...
Alistair! The Man-boy goes off and asked you, privately of course, if you've ever licked a lamp post! A Lamp post! Think about that! A Falic innuendo if I've ever heard of one! Zevran! I'm sure you've had to ask yourself...Who doesn't he sleep with? Are you next? The elf is a man****! Then we have Leliana who's always talking about Morrigan's breasts and with that terrible French accent it screams wanna-be lesbian! Oh and talking about wenching... Morrigan! Clearly just by looking at her you can see that her lesbian magic is out of control! Ugh! Oh and that smelly dwarf thing...what's his name...Ugly one...ah yes..Oghren, thank you-Get him drunk enough and he'll try anything! Or should I say anybody! Gasp! I blame BioWare! 

They're out to convert your toon! 






Pissst: On the off chance, does anyone know where I can get some nudie mods for Shepard? 
You know, from Mass Effect 2?

[Rhys Cordelle]

Have you made it your personal mission to make homophobes feel uncomfortable or something?



You're coming across a wee bit crazy o.O

[Bahlgan]

Rhys Cordelle wrote...

Have you made it your personal mission to make homophobes feel uncomfortable or something?

You're coming across a wee bit crazy o.O

If this is true, then this is the reason why I am somewhat a homophobe 

[Erani]

How nice, homophobia and intolerance with a touch of disrespect....I like (vomiting smiley goes here)

[Bahlgan]

I was... Only kidding... Please... Forgive me... Don't put me... In the time out corner..



No seriously, it's all good. It's all gay... All the way... For some people anyway... Hey! Rhyme!

[RobotXYZ]

Maybe the nugs are gay too?

[yasuraka.hakkyou]

Rhys Cordelle wrote...
You're coming across a wee bit crazy o.O

a wee bit?

Original post screams "insecure 14 year old" to me. *shrug*

Morrigan isn't even a lesbian option w/o mods anyway. and if you don't know, that's the real world for ya  - there are homosexuals, women and men who like the company of many people, and the ones with unusual tastes.

have fun being intolerant in life. *insert 'gazelle eating popcorn' gif*

[Tystone]

First off I wish rt

Modifié par Tystone, 28 juin 2010 - 10:50 .

[Tystone]

So, I happen to be crazy and 14! hehehe If you happen to be crazy...Would you know that you're crazy? The point of my post was that you can see anything in everything...

Now sit back and breath for a moment...Re-read my post and get the gay humour out of it as it was written by a gay man...Shhh, maybe I am crazy!

[Bahlgan]

Haha haha I got what you're trying to do! Good joke man! Spontaneous humor FTW!!

[ObserverStatus]

Hey, it's what I'm her for Cleo.

[Cheese Elemental]

I'm all for freedom of homosexuality, but it just doesn't make sense in DA. It's a feudal medieval setting, where open homosexuality would be seen as abhorrent.

[ObserverStatus]

Women being knights in a medieval setting doesn't make sense either, but bioware took a few creative liberties in order to make the game more appealing.

[Eudaemonium]

It isn't as if it actually *is* Medieval Europe anyway. Besides, it doesn't really strike me as if it was *that* open anyway - socially, rather than on an individual person-to-person basis.



@Tystone: great parodic post!

[ZeRux]

...and you even didn't mention the gayest character in the whole game, Master Wade...you can make a sexual or phallic joke of almost everything he says (my sig, for example), I'm sure he would love to sharpen your sword

[Phex]

Gandalf tells you how it is.

[Seagloom]

I'm not sure what this has to do with classes or builds. Whether or not the OP is messing around, I don't see this thread heading anywhere but to spam land. Finita la musica.