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[CroGamer002]

Gunnery Chief: That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!

[JohnnyBeGood2]

"funk you and thanks for asking": Jack

[CroGamer002]

Harbinger: Geth... the annoyance. Insufficient utility.

[Yamo425]

If this is a war, I'll need an army... or a really good team.

[FasterThanDark]

Krogan 1: "This is depressing."



Krogan 2: "Hey, wanna go find a Turian and beat the crap out of him? That always cheers you up!"

[Shockwave81]

"I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you wh0re around in that outfit?"

I LOL every time I hear it.

*Edited to get around censorship.

Modifié par Shockwave81, 12 juillet 2010 - 10:34 .

[Docbrown777]

You have a ship named Qwib Qwib?

[kommanderkat]

"Careful,I wouldn't surprised if this button sumons a Reaper."

[Arhka]

"I AM KROGAN!" - Grunt



'Impressive!" - Garrus



"Are you talking about the ship, or about Miranda?" - Donnelly



"Never experiment on species capable of calculus." - Mordin

[CroGamer002]

Racist Volus: BAH!

[homestyle]

Miranda: I'll be by the next time things are quiet. Unless of course you're not interested.



Shepard: < Horn-dog smile > Oh, I'm still interested.

[Decamper]

I`m a fan of ``What`s this´´ or ``This could be useful.´´

[IccaRa]

[TonyTitan]

Docbrown777 wrote...

You have a ship named Qwib Qwib?

Tali's response to that is what made that so funny!  Tali,  (Face Palms) "Ohhh here we go!" 



Shepard to Krogan researcher on Tuchanka: "Enjoy your research!"
Krogan Researcher: "Oh I do....I do!!!"

[btthegeek]

"With barely constrained menace, try it."

[Titanium Man]

"This is all Joker's fault! What a tool he was! Now I have to spend all day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord!"

[Annihilator27]

Grunt: "Shepard"

[NoUserNameHere]

One Less Ta Worry About!



I keep trying to remember to make that my motto on Xbox-Live.

[ciaweth]

"Hell yeah. Put more of the stuff in the...the thing that stuff goes in."

[CroGamer002]

Shepard: Conrad* points gun at him*, let me make this perfectly clear.*shoots his foot*This is not acceptable.

Conrad: Aaah! My foot! You shot my foot! Aaah!

Matriach: That shot bearly grazed you, you big baby.


or my favorite


Shepard: Conrad...*kick him to the quad*

Matriach: Hah! Kick him in the quad!

[yuckygeo]

"On the ground!" - Grunt after firing a Concussive Shot

"Impressive" - Squadmates after Shepard pulls off a headshot with a sniper rifle

"There you are." - Kasumi's first comment every so often

"Take that you sons of b****es!"

These aren't really catchphrases, but after the High Grade Provisions sidequest:
-Hey Rupert, there's something different about today's meal, it tastes more like food and less like a** (or something like that)
and
-Gabby: ...but all Haggis tastes like a** anyway.
-Ken: Yes, but in the right hands it can taste like a mighty fine a**.

Modifié par yuckygeo, 13 juillet 2010 - 11:37 .

[MjrLazybutt]

Not exactly a catchphrase, but I thought this was pretty hilarious.

Shepard- "What if you and I make a deal? You let him set his own prices, and I won't break your legs."
Harrot- "With barely contained terror: You drive a hard bargain human."

Modifié par MjrLazybutt, 14 juillet 2010 - 01:36 .

[CroGamer002]

yuckygeo wrote...

"On the ground!" - Grunt after firing a Concussive Shot

"Impressive" - Squadmates after Shepard pulls off a headshot with a sniper rifle

"There you are." - Kasumi's first comment every so often

"Take that you sons of b****es!"

These aren't really catchphrases, but after the High Grade Provisions sidequest:
-Hey Rupert, there's something different about today's meal, it tastes more like food and less like a** (or something like that)
and
-Gabby: ...but all Haggis tastes like a** anyway.
-Ken: Yes, but in the right hands it can taste like a mighty fine a**.

Word ass is not censored.
Word ass hole is.

[CroGamer002]

Wilson: Miranda?! But you were...*gets shot*
Miranda: DEAD?!


Always cracks me up.

[ME-ParaShep]

Garrus: "But as soon as we got to the quarters, we had a tiebreaker... I had
reach, She had flexibility... Guess that's another way to settle things"

*Shepard shakes his head*