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[Lord Thing]

Evil Plots - I can't give these out yet, you need to find proof of my having an evil plot, then I can go into an in-depth monologue about how awesome and unbeatable it is, although I can say it involves every zombie kitten that has been created on both these and the old boards

Random Cruelness - I will randomly say something nice or offer constructive criticism so that when you do unveil me as the Evil Genus I am, no-one will believe you, and may instead turn on you

Evil Powers - I can conjure magic candy from thin air, thereby increasing peoples love for me... however the candy is actually a mind-control device I can turn on at will!



As for why you should choose me as an enemy over the other wimps on these boards, well, they'll all soon be my henchmen, or slaves for my magic candy mine err, evil castle maintenance



PS Free magic candy for all!!! Do try it, it's devilishly good

[Urgnu the Gnu]

Mordaedil wrote...

Christ, your smilie just winked exactly as your avatar.

What, Christ is posting here as well?

Modifié par Urgnu the Gnu, 22 octobre 2009 - 11:34 .

[GhoXen]

Hi, I'm a Mac user, and I LOVE Apple.
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Evil plots - Destroying all Windows and any computing platform or console that is not a Mac. Create an army of iBoxStation and enslave the people of the world into playing "Kill Bill - now in 1D".

Random cruelness - Stealing people's apples and apple pies and throw them into my iBurn, so that they may incinerate to iHeaven.

Evil powers - Cruelly morphing a perfectly good operating system into Mac OS, deleting any program which is incompatible with Mac OS in the process. Oh, your DX10/11 graphics cards will also be turned into integrated ones.

Explanation - Apple doesn't go into all the "explanation" like PC. I wear white shiny plastic nightwear, I can only use my left arm and my body fits right into my face. I can only use my right arm if I step on my left foot at the same time. I prefer simplicity.

Modifié par GhoXen, 22 octobre 2009 - 11:46 .

[Maria Caliban]

MrGOH wrote...

Trick Question! Everybody knows that the whole of the world and all that crawls, swims or flies upon its face is your enemy, Maria.

I am not an enemy but a Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

[Mordaedil]

Urgnu the Gnu wrote...

Mordaedil wrote...

Christ, your smilie just winked exactly as your avatar.

What, Christ is posting here as well?

I had to write that sentence twice and got lazy. Originally it read "Geez".

[Jonp382]

I eat babies. Your babies.

[Macdunne]

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

The first week of insults will be free; after that, insults will be available for download under a micropayment scheme.

Now THAT is evil, remind me to smite you later.

[Maria Caliban]

Jonp382 wrote...

I eat babies. Your babies.

I have no babies, so you starve and die. What a horrible villain.

[Davitto]

Maria Caliban wrote...



My friend’s list is rather packed right now, so I’m looking for an enemy or too. If you think you’re enemy material, list your credentials – evil plots, random cruelness, and any evil powers – and explain why you’re you be a far better enemy than any of the other wimps on this board.

I think people are going about this all wrong....Since you are the evil one, shouldn't a prospective nemesis be saying things like "I love bunnies, and helping people, and foiling nefarious plots, and wearing bright primary colours" 

[Jonp382]

You may propose yourself. Do you love bunnies?

[Davitto]

Jonp382 wrote...

You may propose yourself. Do you love bunnies?

Yep, and kitties and puppies

[Lord Thing]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Jonp382 wrote...

I eat babies. Your babies.

I have no babies, so you starve and die. What a horrible villain.

Poor Jonp, here have some magic candy instead

[Jonp382]

I don't want magic candy, I want babies!

[Maria Caliban]

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

Tell me, how long have you had these feelings of insecurity?

It started as a young child when I discovered I had something the other little girls did not. The problem only grew as I got older.

Urgnu the Gnu wrote...
What would you need an enemy for?

I never did answer this question, did I? I need an enemy so there’s someone I can utterly crush and ruin without feeling guilty about it. I think this will help me be a better member of the community as my desire to see all who irritate me reduced to a blubbering smear on the metaphoric ground would be focused and I could be more friendly and polite to others.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 22 octobre 2009 - 12:42 .

[DigitalOrigami]

Maria Caliban wrote...

I am not an enemy but a Queen. Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!

Ooooooh. I think I love you.    You'll be a fun Evil Tyrant. :happy:

[Mordaedil]

Maria Caliban wrote...

GraniteWardrobe wrote...

Tell me, how long have you had these feelings of insecurity?

It started as a young child when I discovered I had something the other little girls did not. The problem only grew as I got older.

Reading between the lines makes that either very pleasant or unpleasant. Is it a bad thing when the unpleasant thing struck me first?

Maria Caliban wrote...

Urgnu the Gnu wrote...
What would you need an enemy for?

I never did answer this question, did I? I need an enemy so there’s someone I can utterly crush and ruin without feeling guilty about it. I think this will help me be a better member of the community as my desire to see all who irritate me reduced to a blubbering smear on the metaphoric ground would be focused and I could be more friendly and polite to others.

I could give you a *list*, but honestly, you'd find my list of potentials incredibly boring, dull and easy to outwit. You'd need someone as clever and witty as yourself with the opposite values capable of contrasting your presence on the boards.

I just don't know if *that*'s even humanly possible. <_<

[Davitto]

Won't your nemesis also have to agree to go PvP when DA goes live?

Modifié par Davitto, 22 octobre 2009 - 01:01 .

[Maria Caliban]

Mordaedil wrote...
I could give you a *list*, but honestly, you'd find my list of potentials incredibly boring, dull and easy to outwit. You'd need someone as clever and witty as yourself with the opposite values capable of contrasting your presence on the boards.

I just don't know if *that*'s even humanly possible. <_<

All I want is a worthy adversary, and imported_beer is already my buddy.

Davitto wrote...

Won't your nemesis also have to agree to go PvP when DA goes live?

Naturally. I need my honor kills.

Modifié par Maria Caliban, 22 octobre 2009 - 01:29 .

[Davitto]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Naturally. I need my honor kills.

See? You're the baddie PK lol

Modifié par Davitto, 22 octobre 2009 - 01:37 .

[Davitto]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Naturally. I need my honor kills.

See? You're the baddie PK lol

[DigitalOrigami]

 Is there an echo in here? 

[fairandbalancedfan]

Maria, I make a perfect candidate. I have annoyed you so far. And you can crush me without feeling guilty. Except I will crush you instead.