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[Sol Nox]

Hm, well the thread title piqued my curiosity and since I'm here I can't have it said I never tried to help a lady...

I don't apply for enemies - that's silly - I either have them or I don't and that's that. And personally I don't think enemy is the right term for his. Nemesis fits much better for the vibe I'm getting here.
In any event, if it happens perhaps it's because we don't know each other that well (or at all, to be fair) so there'd be no guilt at consequences, no holding back, we'd be free to tear into one another with wild abandon.
Perhaps it's because we naturally have diametrical views on the world, life, philosophy, anything from alpha to omega.
Perhaps it's because I think you could take it - or at least have a purportedly large list of friends to fall back on when you can't.
Perhaps, simply, because it may end up being a most fun challenge for all involved.

But I'm not a seer, just a musing Mediterranean, always keeping an eye out for someone capable of going toe-to-toe with her.

And as for evil plots/powers, random cruelty, etcetera... Darling, I'm a woman. I'm as versed in all those basics as it gets. And yes, those are basics. It's the finer, subtle arts that are truly worth relishing. But if I need to say even that...perhaps you're not the one for me, eh?

Modifié par ColeMR, 23 octobre 2009 - 04:56 .

[dragoager]

In Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, when Anakin slaughtered all the children jedi, the movie audience gasped and sat dumbfounded in shock.  I stood up and cheered.

[fairandbalancedfan]

dragoager wrote...

In Star Wars Revenge of the Sith, when Anakin slaughtered all the children jedi, the movie audience gasped and sat dumbfounded in shock.  I stood up and cheered.

In that scene I began to 'pleasure' myself.

Modifié par fairandbalancedfan, 23 octobre 2009 - 05:05 .

[Mordaedil]

I facepalmed and shouted "This is what you're going with, Lucas? THIS?!"

[Kilsot]

I would apply to be Maria's nemesis ... but I would be about as affective as Aquaman is a superhero. Can I apply as Minion #273?

[Quixal]

Kilsot wrote...

I would apply to be Maria's nemesis ... but I would be about as affective as Aquaman is a superhero. Can I apply as Minion #273?

I imagine there wouldn't be a lot of difference in how Maria treated a minion and nemesis beyond the minion getting absolutely no respect. 

[Maria Caliban]

My minions get a benefit package that includes vision and dental, a 401k plan, two weeks of time off a year, and access to the company gym. In the unfortunate event of a minion’s demise, even if I’ve killed them because they have failed me, their family is the beneficiary of a hefty life insurance plan. I have been consistently rated one of the top twenty Dark Lords by the MA (Minion Alliance) for five years now.

[Quixal]

Maria Caliban wrote...

My minions get a benefit package that includes vision and dental, a 401k plan, two weeks of time off a year, and access to the company gym. In the unfortunate event of a minion’s demise, even if I’ve killed them because they have failed me, their family is the beneficiary of a hefty life insurance plan. I have been consistently rated one of the top twenty Dark Lords by the MA (Minion Alliance) for five years now.

Vision? Really? The minion I spoke with said that they found your lack of vision disturbing.

Depending on the 401K plan details I may have to put in an application. Tough economy and all.